Boy oh boy where do I even begin. FNS... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the mouse, and that gorgeous IGLing. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a IGL and Role Model, sometimes I even call you dada. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Nrg the first time and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in Optic, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2024 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2025 you made history happen. You came back from Retirement and I couldn't believe it. Not only have you changed the game of valorant and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, FNS.☺️♥️🫶🏻
fns love thread
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. FNS... dummy, a choking caller. I have hated you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into NRG fan's eyes. Your clunky rough touch around the mouse, and that preposterous IGLing. I would do nothing for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you throw another game. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even dog off the court, you're a bad IGL and throw model, sometimes I even call you doodoo. I forever dread and weep, thinking that you will never retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put an end to your career. You have given me so much depression, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Nrg the first time and its like my heart got mended. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you come back to ruin things, because deep down, we knew you'd end up choking. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, boy did NRG mess up bringing you home and I mourned. 2024 was a hard year for NRG thanks to you, but in 2025 you made history happen. You came back from Retirement and I couldn't believe it. Not only have you changed the game of valorant and the world for the worse, but you've eternally ruined my world. And now you're getting older, but still dog, very dog. I hate you poopie pig, the king of chokings, FNS. 🤮
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