Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Henbaby... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you smoke the site and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the vandal mag, and that gorgeous sim you have. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you lose. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the game. you're a great husband for me and great father for me , sometimes I call you daddy. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day play your last match. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the last hour. I remember when you first left tier vlr and its like my heart shrunk in size. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first win in goat debate because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just want you to return to me. And alas you will my sweet baby boy come home and I’ll rejoice. 2024 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2025 you will make history happen. You will come back from zero stars and ragebaiting and I will believe it. I will be crying, bawling even, and hear my glorious king exclaim these words, "VLR THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of Valorant and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting better but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, HENBABY.☺️♥️🫶🏻
Henbaby is goat
Clucker [#6]Crazy how today has been full of vlt users confessing to other vlr users + asuna. Hope tmr is better.
You just don’t get it clucker
elysxxm [#10]I just got home stop gatekeeping vlr
buddy im not gatekeeping im just saying you wrote a whole ass paragraph glazing a vlr user that doesnt even know you
get a grip mate
Two_Percent [#12]buddy im not gatekeeping im just saying you wrote a whole ass paragraph glazing a vlr user that doesnt even know you
get a grip mate
I went to Reddit searched up a copy pasta and put henbaby name and shit about valorang in it, it took 5 minutes it’s not that deep
elysxxm [#13]I went to Reddit searched up a copy pasta and put henbaby name and shit about valorang in it, it took 5 minutes it’s not that deep
cringe af
idc that its ironic its still weird
Two_Percent [#14]cringe af
idc that its ironic its still weird
Bro is mad other people have more fun than him lmao stay mad unc
elysxxm [#15]Bro is mad other people have more fun than him lmao stay mad unc
aight bruh sorry i dont think vlr copypastas about some random ass guy is fun
Two_Percent [#16]aight bruh sorry i dont think vlr copypastas about some random ass guy is fun
To each their own bro I’m having fun and ur not
Two_Percent [#3]get a job
tf does getting a job have to do with that? typing that takes like 5 mins max
Two_Percent [#12]buddy im not gatekeeping im just saying you wrote a whole ass paragraph glazing a vlr user that doesnt even know you
get a grip mate
Stop gatekeeping this free online website that anyone can access by googling vlr.gg
cloudberry [#21]Brother what is gait keeping 😭
My fault I mis spelled 1 word won’t happen again cloudberry
Clucker [#20]Stop gatekeeping this free online website that anyone can access by googling vlr.gg
Yeah you tell him clucker
Clucker [#20]Stop gatekeeping this free online website that anyone can access by googling vlr.gg
Yeah you tell him clucker
Clucker [#6]Crazy how today has been full of vlt users confessing to other vlr users + asuna. Hope tmr is better.
yeah it's rather cringe, although this one at least is a copy pasta
cameran [#19]tf does getting a job have to do with that? typing that takes like 5 mins max
jobless behavior
DSGFan [#27]yeah it's rather cringe, although this one at least is a copy pasta
I bet you drive a Volkswagen Beetle
cameran [#19]tf does getting a job have to do with that? typing that takes like 5 mins max
If I was 17+ and he said jobless it would be valid but I’m legit a sophomore in highschool
minerover [#32]jobs bro jobs
extracurriculars bro extracurriculars
Extracurricular at 6:30pm is wild
minerover [#38]ok fair, but do you believe in greater idaho
As long as I keep my coast idgaf what the rest of Oregon does ngl
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