Ranking every team that could still, theoretically, win Champions (this list is like half-joking half-real so don't take too serious)
- Gambit - nuff said
- NV - el diablo and marved diff
- SEN - TenZ and friends, but his friends need to tell him to never play raze again, stick to jett and reyna plz
- Vision Strikers - Korean overlords
- Acend - they have still yet to reach full potential IMO
- G2 - sentinels should be called frosted flakes cause keloqz owns them
- 100T - boomer buff will be in effect for rest of VCT
- TL - double the brothers, double the headshots
- KRU - keznit should teach TenZ raze
- SMB - would rank top 3 if every tournament was online
- Paper Rex - f0rsaken my favorite skin, also good player
- Vivo Keyd - heat delivers a beating to other teams, and ntk to his gf
- Nuturn - solo wasn't even trying smh, he was tanking to get hyeoni
- Crazy Racoon - aka what Gambit fears most
- XSET - zekken is only 16 bruh how
- Fnatic - Boaster was saving strats cause he knew Gambit would carry them to Champions dw
- Team Secret - not proven yet but they beat f0rsaken himself
- F4Q - Bunny plays Raze and goes crazy, while FiveK bags the ladies
- Guild - bonkar is perhaps the most mechanically gifted man to ever touch a computer
- HL - yet another victim of the CR
20.5. X10 - patiphan is almost as good at valorant as he is at magic - C9B - son of steel has officially surpassed his master, and they will definitely cause Chaos at LCQ
- DWG - t3xture will obliterate everyone at LCQ
- FaZe - corey alone would probably rank in the top 50 teams
- OBG - coffee best yoru world
- OXG - name ironic considering that they stop breathing whenever they face TL
- V1 - Oderus will be the prophet that takes this team to the promised land
26.5 VKS - it hurts to see people joking about gtn, some just can't appreciate true greatness - Gen.G - gmd lurk too strong
- nth - Seoldam so good Riot had to nerf him
- FUT - they have like 9 players how can they lose
- LG - pains me to think that 100T could have had YaBoiDre on LAN if they kept him
- Furia - the NV of Brazil (at least NV before yay and marved)
- Rise - would put them higher but I am disappointed that a team with Superman and Neptune can't make Berlin
- Australs - #1 csgo team for 3 years but can't even win latam smh
- GE -
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- BOOM - what a bathroom sounds like after someone who has eaten chipotle uses it
- 6karma - aka second to kru
- Sharks - they went to Europe just to lose to a new team
- Full Sense - got nothing for this one tbh
- GL
mwerza: I need help
GL: ok here's an astra one trick
mwerza: wtf
- Fennel - they almost beat zeta so they kinda nice wit it
- Chiefs ESC - wronski diff
- anubis - shalaby pride of egypt
- Order - slowly losing my will to type these rn
- Infinity Esports - they exist ig
- Reject - any reject fans?
- lazer - isn't this a rapper
holy this *was way too long
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