Why is no team considering crashies? Sure he had a bad season this year but was arguably the most consistent player on NRG in 2023 and people are forgetting his sova is still world-class.
Victor and Crashies, once they're finished with their current lovers spat, will choose to retire from competing and move in together into a nice, beachside condo in Miami, where they will finally have their wedding in private--living out the rest of their days in bittersweet bliss by each others' side, and reminiscing at their glory days atop yay's back