Hey there, VLR Poster! Have you acquired Goomana from illegitimate means?
You may be wondering, "How could I possibly use this Goomana without getting exposed as a fraud?"
Well boy do I have the answer for you!
Send me your Goomana and I will move it through my convoluted network of very legitimate users until POOF, it'll get lost in the books just like that!
...and your fraudulent Goomana will turn into clean, usable Goomana!
I will, of course, take a small cut of the transaction for my troubles of course :)