girlfriend application

I'm looking for a girl who's involved in the vlr community, I'm sick of gettin to know a female to find out she doesn’t watch competitive valorant instead watched makeup and doesn’t know about acend cned. I always end up breaking ties with them since we just ain't compatible.

At the time of me posting this there are around 200 people active on the sub and statically speaking at least 1% of that is female, meaning there are around 2 females who should see this.

If you are one of them please comment on this post so we can get to know each other or if you're shy, you can pm me instead.
A little bit about myself: I'm 5’3, I weigh around 200lbs, I got a mullet with an edgar , blue hunter eyes with a positive canthal tilt, friendly, my face is around 8/10 maybe 9/10 in my opinion, my favourite players are cned cned and probably cned
My preference is a Latina female, who is shorter than me (any height above 6’0), weighs around 120lbs to 140lbs, fat in the right places, hot or cute face, likes ,!3: and is submissive ( im looking for a dommy mommy )As for race i’d prefer a latina but it isn’t the end of the world if ur not.

dms are open taking applications rn

I'm looking for a girl who's involved in the vlr community, I'm sick of gettin to know a female to find out she doesn’t watch competitive valorant instead watched makeup and doesn’t know about acend cned. I always end up breaking ties with them since we just ain't compatible.

At the time of me posting this there are around 200 people active on the sub and statically speaking at least 1% of that is female, meaning there are around 2 females who should see this.

If you are one of them please comment on this post so we can get to know each other or if you're shy, you can pm me instead.
A little bit about myself: I'm 5’3, I weigh around 200lbs, I got a mullet with an edgar , blue hunter eyes with a positive canthal tilt, friendly, my face is around 8/10 maybe 9/10 in my opinion, my favourite players are cned cned and probably cned
My preference is a Latina female, who is shorter than me (any height above 6’0), weighs around 120lbs to 140lbs, fat in the right places, hot or cute face, likes ,!3: and is submissive ( im looking for a dommy mommy )As for race i’d prefer a latina but it isn’t the end of the world if ur not.

dms are open taking applications rn

i can’t tell if this is satire

I'm looking for a girl who's involved in the vlr community, I'm sick of gettin to know a female to find out she doesn’t watch competitive valorant instead watched makeup and doesn’t know about acend cned. I always end up breaking ties with them since we just ain't compatible.

At the time of me posting this there are around 200 people active on the sub and statically speaking at least 1% of that is female, meaning there are around 2 females who should see this.

If you are one of them please comment on this post so we can get to know each other or if you're shy, you can pm me instead.
A little bit about myself: I'm 5’3, I weigh around 200lbs, I got a mullet with an edgar , blue hunter eyes with a positive canthal tilt, friendly, my face is around 8/10 maybe 9/10 in my opinion, my favourite players are cned cned and probably cned
My preference is a Latina female, who is shorter than me (any height above 6’0), weighs around 120lbs to 140lbs, fat in the right places, hot or cute face, likes ,!3: and is submissive ( im looking for a dommy mommy )As for race i’d prefer a latina but it isn’t the end of the world if ur not.

dms are open taking applications rn

I just need... @nismo

YamiS [#3]

i can’t tell if this is satire

Probably satire. Can't seriously be trying to pull with such confidence being 5'3 and 200lbs.

geospliced [#6]

Probably satire. Can't seriously be trying to pull with such confidence being 5'3 and 200lbs.

have you also considered how obviously satire it is to put out a girlfriend application form on a valorant forum by itself

I'm looking for a girl who's involved in the vlr community, I'm sick of gettin to know a female to find out she doesn’t watch competitive valorant instead watched makeup and doesn’t know about acend cned. I always end up breaking ties with them since we just ain't compatible.

At the time of me posting this there are around 200 people active on the sub and statically speaking at least 1% of that is female, meaning there are around 2 females who should see this.

If you are one of them please comment on this post so we can get to know each other or if you're shy, you can pm me instead.
A little bit about myself: I'm 5’3, I weigh around 200lbs, I got a mullet with an edgar , blue hunter eyes with a positive canthal tilt, friendly, my face is around 8/10 maybe 9/10 in my opinion, my favourite players are cned cned and probably cned
My preference is a Latina female, who is shorter than me (any height above 6’0), weighs around 120lbs to 140lbs, fat in the right places, hot or cute face, likes ,!3: and is submissive ( im looking for a dommy mommy )As for race i’d prefer a latina but it isn’t the end of the world if ur not.

dms are open taking applications rn

amovie [#7]

have you also considered how obviously satire it is to put out a girlfriend application form on a valorant forum by itself

comment section is exclusively for applicants please don’t talk here.