VLR Quotes to remember

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PrinceCharming

Please add some of the all time quotes from vlr stuff thats a bit out of the ordinary or just plain funny (here's 3 to start you off, 3 classics and the one that made me think we need to keep track of the shit some of yall say) also you gotta include the link to the post

"where are you?" - Chronicle
https://www.vlr.gg/post/1875636/babysasuke

"Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>" - trembolonaRage
https://www.vlr.gg/post/510836/mwzera-appreciation-thread

"My favorite racist will destroy SEN fans' hope today ❤️" - AVE_TRUE_TO_CAESAR
https://www.vlr.gg/post/3827099/leviat-n-vs-kr-esports-champions-tour-2024-americas-stage-2-ubsf

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CanadianLegend

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“Cookies are great” - Me

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welikefortniteandvalorant

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“Cookies are great” - Me

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CanadianLegend

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This Me kid knows what’s up fr

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bruhmphrey

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I actually said this 43 weeks ago, as my young son was craving the confection on a long drive. My pregnant wife had just rolled out of bed and called us, to tell me that the computer kept going off with reddit notifications of awards, and oh hoh hoh, was I in a good mood! So I looked at my son, smiling, and he looked at me sideways, his cheeky grin slant against the backdrop of rolling hills just past the window. So I began accelerating rapidly, changing over into oncoming traffic, weaving lanes. He quickly grew scared, realizing that I was in cookie mode. All he'd wanted was a bite of chocolatey chunky goodness, but he has clearly bitten off more than he can chew! That darling little scamp tried opening the car door, in a last ditch effort. I locked them of course. As he starts to breathe more erratically, trying his best not to let the situation overcome him with fear, I turned to him and said:
"Cookies are great"

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Froggy0_0

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how many kids do you have bruhmphrey

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bruhmphrey

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As many as it takes to keep my wife pregnant! She is my reddit karma farmer!

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Froggy0_0

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WHATT? BRO IS FARMING IRL

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bruhmphrey

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I recommend you to read The Picture of Dorian Gray.

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Froggy0_0

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UGHHH READING ? OK I WILL TRY IT OUT

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bruhmphrey

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Wait, if you actually do want to start reading, ask me for book recco's based on your taste. I love spreading the joy of literature!

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Froggy0_0

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is it only in english cuz english is hard

continue thread →

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CanadianLegend

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This is the quote of the year

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uwukitten

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ngl trembo was partially right, cNed is still quite good but nowhere near his 2021 level and t0nz jett fell off a cliff

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mekybrdgr

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trembolonaRage's understanding and predicting of the future of the valorant meta is simply put, deeply profound. a common bystander or vlr-shi8poster cannot comprehend the subtle and nuanced differences between the skill required for real agents like raze versus simply abusing jett or chamber. one needs to have a strong grasp of the complex analytical and strategic foundations of the game to gain insight into the state of play far into the future like trembolonaRage and most users can not hope to reach his level of intelligence in their lifetimes

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Congo1

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Cned did not fall off in any way whatsoever. Cknsistently high ratings in emea and back to back internationals this year.

With Navi made all 3 Lans with good ratings....

Fake narrative

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uwukitten

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are you saying he's performing as well as he was in 2021? I did say he's still quite good, just not as good as he was on pre--nerf jett

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Congo1

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Theres a big difference between falling off and the gap merely closing.

Trembos take was that they would fall of the face of the earth essentially and not be top players anymore... Which they still are.

Plus memewzera still being mid like back in the day lol

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Prancer

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What was that babysasuke thread in reference to

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uwukitten

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he was crying about how fnatic will be horrible for months

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PrinceCharming

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pretty sure he trying to rip into chronicle about his performance at lock in then got called out after he went and won the grand final

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uwukitten

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that thread was before the grand finals win actually, iirc it was after they beat sen and furia

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Galactc

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This implies he had faith in 100t beating fnc which was simply not realistic at the time

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valorant_player

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a pro player got so upset at a known baiter that he made a thread after winning.

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nutab1e

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snuck AVE_TRUE_TO_CAESAR in there, bum quote

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PrinceCharming

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it's just the unhinged wording of that one that I think gives it some merit
like someone had to think it, write it and then send it and all that time bloke never questioned what his life had come to

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Congo1

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Im sorry but its no speacial. Seen stuff like this many times.

This thread should be reserved for true legends like "not good with raze"

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n1cf

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"FUT clears cNed drops 100"

-number1_cNed_fan

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laeDLaer

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to this day chronicle 3x VCT GOAT has babycuk on a leash

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Congo1

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You should should add the "FNS was the shooter" From the trumo was shot post

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cloudberry

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"doth an artist not frazzle their brush before taking to canvas?"
— Cheasle2, 05/29/24

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Gerogorum

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Too bad czde is banned, someone told me that hw was great