New bundle truth

I get that skins are objective
I mean ego is easily a top 3 skin for me but I feel like most ppl hate it
So I never really judge people on what they use

But seriously... What the hell is this bundle?

"Every Dreamwings" - Just the name itself is like? Okay...

And it's just UwU butterfly cutesy furry animated skins? I get that Riot want to make money but surely the bills can't be that high. I've always defended valorant skins but wtf is this? When did tactical shooters become Roblox fairy simulators? 80 euros to look like a pretty princess while I'm playing a game. Shit looks straight out of Inside Out 2 - New emotion : Furry

Riot games can only be saved my the lord now, may you find the help you need

this magic wand knife is so ass lmao

but vandal is alright ngl

ButterflyEffect23 [#2]

this magic wand knife is so ass lmao

but vandal is alright ngl

they fumbled so hard on the knife its not even funny

looks like a battlepass temu version of sentinels of light and gaia, the shooting sound sucks and the design itself is ass, not to mention the knife... horrible. hey but the pullout anim is insanely cool

knife is trash I like the ghost and vandal tho nice 1 taps but the overall skin it's aight .

Al-Mawsil [#3]

they fumbled so hard on the knife its not even funny

yeah
it costs 5k VP too, hilarious

Knife is atrocious and absolute bollocks but the vandal is not that bad as far as I'm aware

ngl they shouls bring out less bundles and instead rework the nightmarket or shop or smt

Company known to serve a diverse range of people serves a diverse range of people, big shocker.

This skin was for the hello kitty girls. They make up a good portion of the playerbase. They have the money. Tell me one good reason why they shouldn't have made this skin. Furry skin? Bro we literally had a furry skin where the agents were furries and it was in the battle pass. Where were you then?

arin2016 [#9]

Company known to serve a diverse range of people serves a diverse range of people, big shocker.

This skin was for the hello kitty girls. They make up a good portion of the playerbase. They have the money. Tell me one good reason why they shouldn't have made this skin. Furry skin? Bro we literally had a furry skin where the agents were furries and it was in the battle pass. Where were you then?

yeah the good reason ehy they shouldnt have made this skin is that there are already a few furry skins and that this bundle is fucking mid

ct_fd_str [#10]

yeah the good reason ehy they shouldnt have made this skin is that there are already a few furry skins and that this bundle is fucking mid

The egirl council disagrees

arin2016 [#11]

The egirl council disagrees

"The egirl council disagrees"
ye what am i supposed to do with this reply

geospliced [#7]

Knife is atrocious and absolute bollocks but the vandal is not that bad as far as I'm aware

https://x.com/brfootball/status/1807110158826533267

How do you feel about this post?

ct_fd_str [#12]

"The egirl council disagrees"
ye what am i supposed to do with this reply

create a more nuanced opinion

arin2016 [#9]

Company known to serve a diverse range of people serves a diverse range of people, big shocker.

This skin was for the hello kitty girls. They make up a good portion of the playerbase. They have the money. Tell me one good reason why they shouldn't have made this skin. Furry skin? Bro we literally had a furry skin where the agents were furries and it was in the battle pass. Where were you then?

can't really say they serve a diverse range of people when they're serving furries
are furries even people?

Fr bro I think it’s pretty but I’m a straight man so you will never see me use this shit. If I had a stinger and I see this vandal on the ground I’m keeping my stinger cause I’m not gay lol

nobody___100 [#15]

can't really say they serve a diverse range of people when they're serving furries
are furries even people?

no they identify as wild animals

ct_fd_str [#17]

no they identify as wild animals

exactly my thought
rit0 is taking this too far
next we'll have guns that moan when you get a kill

nobody___100 [#18]

exactly my thought
rit0 is taking this too far
next we'll have guns that moan when you get a kill

or as the finisher they all turn into furries and do a anime dance

Simp4S0m [#16]

Fr bro I think it’s pretty but I’m a straight man so you will never see me use this shit. If I had a stinger and I see this vandal on the ground I’m keeping my stinger cause I’m not gay lol

is it really that bad? i'm straight myself but i enjoy using the whimsical bundle, but i get why people don't fw it either

yea looks like lazily slapped together dogshit lol

muharrik [#21]

yea looks like lazily slapped together dogshit lol

actually on the contrary, they added a lot of new shit, probably took a lot of work
makes me think that skin management needs to be fired, because holy shit the concept is ass

FPS eater

KillMonkOP [#23]

FPS eater

how is bro struggling with FPS in valorant??

arin2016 [#13]

https://x.com/brfootball/status/1807110158826533267

How do you feel about this post?

Putting me to the sword aren't you? :(

geospliced [#25]

Putting me to the sword aren't you? :(

this guy is like your only hater why you think he hate you so much

Froggy0_0 [#26]

this guy is like your only hater why you think he hate you so much

I don't recall ever interacting with this guy before. I think NexusNomad and that one Vietnam flag guy are the only people who might have some incentive to hate on me.

geospliced [#27]

I don't recall ever interacting with this guy before. I think NexusNomad and that one Vietnam flag guy are the only people who might have some incentive to hate on me.

racial profiling maybe

Simp4S0m [#16]

Fr bro I think it’s pretty but I’m a straight man so you will never see me use this shit. If I had a stinger and I see this vandal on the ground I’m keeping my stinger cause I’m not gay lol

Dudes name implies he would let a man suck his balls but he’s worried about how gay a gun skin makes him look.

You can’t make this shit up

Simp4S0m [#16]

Fr bro I think it’s pretty but I’m a straight man so you will never see me use this shit. If I had a stinger and I see this vandal on the ground I’m keeping my stinger cause I’m not gay lol

bro imagine having such a weak sexuality that you have tie it to colorful pixels on a screen lmao. you're deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep in the closet brother. XD

Froggy0_0 [#28]

racial profiling maybe

Who knows?

geospliced [#25]

Putting me to the sword aren't you? :(

I'm not hating man I just saw that you have an Italian flag and I was browsing Twitter and coincidentally found that post. I thought it was an insane post and had to get an Italian opinion on it.

arin2016 [#32]

I'm not hating man I just saw that you have an Italian flag and I was browsing Twitter and coincidentally found that post. I thought it was an insane post and had to get an Italian opinion on it.

I never said you were hating lol. That post makes me sad, which is why I asked if you were "putting me to the sword".

ngl the inspection distracted me so much that I kept dying because I couldn't seem to focus

u r not the target audience lil bro

the vandal is fine which is all that matters

geospliced [#33]

I never said you were hating lol. That post makes me sad, which is why I asked if you were "putting me to the sword".

People in the comments were saying that he didn't even play the match. I didn't know Bleacher Report was built like that

arin2016 [#37]

People in the comments were saying that he didn't even play the match. I didn't know Bleacher Report was built like that

Yeah he didn't play. Not like it would've made a difference.

"I never really judge people on what they use"
look inside
judges
https://i.imgur.com/LBVtlZ9.jpeg

muharrik [#30]

bro imagine having such a weak sexuality that you have tie it to colorful pixels on a screen lmao. you're deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep in the closet brother. XD

I don’t really even fuck with the new bundle cause I’m not gay
I don’t really even fuck with the new bundle cause I’m not queer

Riot furry org

nobody___100 [#18]

exactly my thought
rit0 is taking this too far
next we'll have guns that moan when you get a kill

Next bundle is gonna "UwU" for every kill and the ace sound gives you 5 minute Baka onichan asmr - cant wait to see what ohnepixel says about this one

BASED EGO ENJOYER
I would own the entire collection if it was 875 instead of 1775

ohnyfans [#39]

"I never really judge people on what they use"
look inside
judges
https://i.imgur.com/LBVtlZ9.jpeg

Actually if you read again I'm not judging anyone for using the bundle, rather Im judging the bundle itself

cloudberry [#43]

BASED EGO ENJOYER
I would own the entire collection if it was 875 instead of 1775

RIGHT
(kiss me)

Contrary to popular opinion, I actually like the knife, but I think the gun sounds ass so I don't like the gun.

I mean pandering to the majority of their playerbase and especially to the playerbase that spends $$$ are teens who usually are also kpop stans too