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#1
jawn

Boy oh boy where do I even begin.
TenZ…honey ,my pookie bear.I have love you ever since I laid eyes on you.
The way you Omen TP into the site and drive fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch with the mouse, and that gorgeous movement.I would do anything for you.I wish It were possible to freeze time to never watch you retire.
You had a rough career, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the server. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you retire. I would sacrifice my own life if it where the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left the scene and it was like my heart got broken into million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first major in Reykjavik, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you made history happen. You came back and I couldn’t believe it. I was crying, bawling even, you’ve eternally changed my world. And now you’re getting older. but still the goat. My goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Tyson "TenZ" Ngo

With love❤️❤️🙏 -jawn

#2
number1_cned_hater
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Thats enough vlr for a day for me

#3
danii1
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Boy oh boy where do I even begin.
TenZ…honey ,my pookie bear.I have love you ever since I laid eyes on you.
The way you Omen TP into the site and drive fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch with the mouse, and that gorgeous movement.I would do anything for you.I wish It were possible to freeze time to never watch you retire.
You had a rough career, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the server. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you retire. I would sacrifice my own life if it where the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left the scene and it was like my heart got broken into million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first major in Reykjavik, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you made history happen. You came back and I couldn’t believe it. I was crying, bawling even, you’ve eternally changed my world. And now you’re getting older. but still the goat. My goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Tyson "TenZ" Ngo

With love❤️❤️🙏 -danii1

#4
Zerphyr1
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I cannot any more hide
Sentinels is my pride
Redemption arc or I do ......
I the groom, dapr my bride
SicK will always be my side
Rawkus will guide, ShahZam decide
Zombs is the anchor we provide
Tenz do wee woo and opponents died
Sentinels is my pride
I cannot any more hide

#5
jawn
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number1_cned_hater [#2]

Thats enough vlr for a day for me

In the vast expanse of my deepest adoration, TenZ reigns as the undisputed monarch of my heart, my cherished pookie, and sovereign of the server. His achievements, dazzling and resplendent, form a celestial tapestry of triumph, woven with the threads of countless trophies and MVP accolades, each a testament to his unparalleled greatness. Yet, it's not merely his extraordinary talent that ensnares my soul; it's the ineffable magnetism of his presence, the irresistible allure of his every move, that leaves me perpetually entranced.
Obsession blooms within me like a wildflower in spring, as I find myself consumed by thoughts of his scrumptious essence, his every gesture an intoxicating symphony that resonates deep within my being. With each thunderous ace, each effortless flick, my love for him deepens, transcending the boundaries of mere admiration to become an all-encompassing devotion.
TenZ, my GOAT, the epitome of gaming brilliance and the keeper of my heart's most fervent desires. Forever and always, he remains the radiant beacon of my affection, the object of my deepest devotion and most ardent fantasies. In the grand opera of my love, he stands as the leading protagonist, the shining star whose brilliance knows no bounds, forever cherished, forever adored, my one true love.

#6
n1cf
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w parasociality

#7
jawn
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n1cf [#6]

w parasociality

i ain't never seen you do this for cned, fake asf

#8
number1_cned_hater
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jawn [#5]

In the vast expanse of my deepest adoration, TenZ reigns as the undisputed monarch of my heart, my cherished pookie, and sovereign of the server. His achievements, dazzling and resplendent, form a celestial tapestry of triumph, woven with the threads of countless trophies and MVP accolades, each a testament to his unparalleled greatness. Yet, it's not merely his extraordinary talent that ensnares my soul; it's the ineffable magnetism of his presence, the irresistible allure of his every move, that leaves me perpetually entranced.
Obsession blooms within me like a wildflower in spring, as I find myself consumed by thoughts of his scrumptious essence, his every gesture an intoxicating symphony that resonates deep within my being. With each thunderous ace, each effortless flick, my love for him deepens, transcending the boundaries of mere admiration to become an all-encompassing devotion.
TenZ, my GOAT, the epitome of gaming brilliance and the keeper of my heart's most fervent desires. Forever and always, he remains the radiant beacon of my affection, the object of my deepest devotion and most ardent fantasies. In the grand opera of my love, he stands as the leading protagonist, the shining star whose brilliance knows no bounds, forever cherished, forever adored, my one true love.

pls dont hurt me

#9
n1cf
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jawn [#7]

i ain't never seen you do this for cned, fake asf

im too lazy to find rn but i did its you who did not see it

#10
mouth_breather
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I worked as a hotel maintenance guy for years. It’s not a glamorous job and it’s crazy how many years I let go by on autopilot. I was super depressed, and that depression grew every day.

The hotel I worked at was an upscale place in Reykjavik. We often had some famous people staying there, especially eSports teams as we are near Laugardalshöll.

One January night in 2021, I was feeling super depressed (dead end job, cold climate) when I got called to one of the nice suites. There was an issue with the heater. I go up and who answers the door but Tyson fricken Ngo! He explains to me that his heater had just slowed significantly and it was getting cold. He was super nice and was getting ready to leave for that nights game against Fnatic. (Man we were hyped for this Derke kid around then.)

So he’s in the shower/bathroom getting ready while I do my thing fixing the heater. While I’m down on my knees checking out the heater I notice something on the floor.... a toenail! I looked up at the table and on it is a toenail clippers he must have just been using. This toenail was the biggest toenail I’d ever seen, and tbh it was kind of gnarly. I quickly picked it up and looked around, I found a few more whole nails and a couple of shards. All in all I found 11 shards of nails that I believe to be his (we pretty thoroughly vacuum the suite every day). I kept them and finished my job and got out of there.

When I got home, I just sat there looking at his toe nails on my table. For the longest time I just sat there staring at them. I would roll them in my fingers, and I just couldn’t get over the fact that I (possibly) had parts of TenZ in my hand!!

After awhile I started thinking more depressing thoughts again about my job. I then thought to myself; Tyson has it all. He has family, fame, fortune and he’s very nice in person. You know, getting down on myself about the success of others.

I then looked at this gnarled toenail I was springing up and down between my fingers and realized: Tyson. Ngo. Is. Just. A. Man. Like. Me.

He worked to get to where he is. He goes and gets what he wants. Family? Done. Fame? He crafted his story. Money? He did what he loved and held out to get paid his fair shake. He loves what he does and he loves his life, and Taco Tuesday....and yet he has to sit down.... every month.... just like me.... and clip his toenails.

For some reason it has always stuck with me. It’s kind of like realizing the president has to put his pants on in the mornings too or the Pope has to wipe himself clean in the bathroom just like you and me. We are all just people.

In the coming months I saved my money and started weaning myself off of my job I don’t like. Recently I quit and I am now following my dream: Redditing. All thanks to TenZ and his toenails.

I do feel, however, that I would like to get it officially verified that these are his toenails. What are the best ways (or companies) around the VCT to verify that things like jerseys, deskmats, mice, toenails, shoes etc... are genuine?

#11
jawn
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number1_cned_hater [#8]

pls dont hurt me

As I awaken from my slumber, I rub my eyes, and there he is next to me. My king. TenZ. Not actually though, just a life-size body pillow measuring five feet eleven inches.

I give him one last kiss before I get up and begin my routine. To start, I do what every person should do and I make my bed. Both pillows are stamped with different photos of my king, along with my sheets and comforter.

I push aside the TenZ shower curtain and hop in. I quickly apply my TenZ scented soap and get out. I brush my teeth with my TenZ toothbrush while listening to his career highlights to keep my brain busy. After I finish my routine, I choose a jersey from my collection, and I make sure everything is where it needs to be before I set out for the day. TenZ posters? Check. TenZ shrine? Check.Everything is good, now I can leave.

I pour a bowl of milk and dump in my cereal to relieve my hunger and I continue listening to TenZ’s highlights. I take my time with my cereal, enjoying every bite, as the highlight reel comes to an end. That is my queue to go sit on the couch, and watch Reykjavik on repeat for the rest of the day. Most days, I don’t even leave the house. There’s no need. Everything I need, I already have.

Tyson "TenZ" Ngo if you’re reading this, thank you for everything.

#12
valkin
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mouth_breather [#10]

I worked as a hotel maintenance guy for years. It’s not a glamorous job and it’s crazy how many years I let go by on autopilot. I was super depressed, and that depression grew every day.

The hotel I worked at was an upscale place in Reykjavik. We often had some famous people staying there, especially eSports teams as we are near Laugardalshöll.

One January night in 2021, I was feeling super depressed (dead end job, cold climate) when I got called to one of the nice suites. There was an issue with the heater. I go up and who answers the door but Tyson fricken Ngo! He explains to me that his heater had just slowed significantly and it was getting cold. He was super nice and was getting ready to leave for that nights game against Fnatic. (Man we were hyped for this Derke kid around then.)

So he’s in the shower/bathroom getting ready while I do my thing fixing the heater. While I’m down on my knees checking out the heater I notice something on the floor.... a toenail! I looked up at the table and on it is a toenail clippers he must have just been using. This toenail was the biggest toenail I’d ever seen, and tbh it was kind of gnarly. I quickly picked it up and looked around, I found a few more whole nails and a couple of shards. All in all I found 11 shards of nails that I believe to be his (we pretty thoroughly vacuum the suite every day). I kept them and finished my job and got out of there.

When I got home, I just sat there looking at his toe nails on my table. For the longest time I just sat there staring at them. I would roll them in my fingers, and I just couldn’t get over the fact that I (possibly) had parts of TenZ in my hand!!

After awhile I started thinking more depressing thoughts again about my job. I then thought to myself; Tyson has it all. He has family, fame, fortune and he’s very nice in person. You know, getting down on myself about the success of others.

I then looked at this gnarled toenail I was springing up and down between my fingers and realized: Tyson. Ngo. Is. Just. A. Man. Like. Me.

He worked to get to where he is. He goes and gets what he wants. Family? Done. Fame? He crafted his story. Money? He did what he loved and held out to get paid his fair shake. He loves what he does and he loves his life, and Taco Tuesday....and yet he has to sit down.... every month.... just like me.... and clip his toenails.

For some reason it has always stuck with me. It’s kind of like realizing the president has to put his pants on in the mornings too or the Pope has to wipe himself clean in the bathroom just like you and me. We are all just people.

In the coming months I saved my money and started weaning myself off of my job I don’t like. Recently I quit and I am now following my dream: Redditing. All thanks to TenZ and his toenails.

I do feel, however, that I would like to get it officially verified that these are his toenails. What are the best ways (or companies) around the VCT to verify that things like jerseys, deskmats, mice, toenails, shoes etc... are genuine?

bro

#13
SaltyMcNulty
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Okay bro, get off the keyboard for a day

#14
ZPEmE
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ai

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