hot take: bang is terrible

i dont understand you people that drink these no-calorie energy drinks with these absurdist flavors

seriously, look at these:

• radical skadattle
• birthday cake bash
• electric slush
• rainbow unicorn
• bombastic blueberry
• frosé rosé

i made two of those flavors up

so not only do you get the delicious "taste" of artificial sweeteners, but they're with these fever dream-inducing artificial flavors, a majority of which are basically sweets? even though it's a diet energy drink? and some are even coffee flavored??? and you people drink this willingly??????

just drink water

Agree. Heretics' MONSTER is better

8/8

not really hot take, all of these new weird ass 0-calorie energy drinks, hard seltzers, and other stupid trendy drinks suck

big_chungus69 [#4]

not really hot take, all of these new weird ass 0-calorie energy drinks, hard seltzers, and other stupid trendy drinks suck

ive worked on sports productions and seen people drink bang on the clock

ive worked with people on programming projects and seen people drink bang day and night

there are people in this world that swear by this shit, it's not uncommon

and the data shows it too; last year, bang saw 80.8% year-over-year growth and currently bang is the third largest energy drink brand in the US, behind monster and red bull

they have good models though on their instagram... all the girls advertising have beautiful conga drums and ripe melons. maybe the stuff they put in the drink isnt ripe

8/8

facts and they have so many sponsors its so annoying tastes like absolute shit

8/8

the fact you would post this blows my mind. Birthday cake bash is an amazing flavor, and all those other flavors are perfectly fine despite a few. Delete this post seriously, you clearly have no idea what your talking about and you are very ill informed.

loaded and loaded with sugar and caffeine? i mean who even needs 300 mg?

facts

mods baiting? is this hltv?

Menace_val [#10]

the fact you would post this blows my mind. Birthday cake bash is an amazing flavor, and all those other flavors are perfectly fine despite a few. Delete this post seriously, you clearly have no idea what your talking about and you are very ill informed.

big words for someone who's clearly wrong

ill take you up on this offer: recommend me a flavor and ill walk to the store rn and buy it and review it right here and expose your taste