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Vitality cheating?

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#1
canyon

Was on a call with sheydos rn, he burst into tears. It was the first time I've heard him crying in our 12 year long friendship. He told me that just before the walkouts, destrian and a Riot admin went over to kamo's PC and changed a few settings, kamo checked his PC and found nothing. After the game kamo was emotionally hurt so just before getting up he opened vlr.gg to see the reactions here, but, what he saw was disgusting. The site took 15 seconds to load. Kamo quickly called sheydos and sheydos yelled, "Run the fucking speed test!". Kamo hurridly opened ookla speedtest and found out he played on 10% packet loss and 60ms ping. Then immediately an admin came and wiped their PC's data and smirked and whispered to sheydos, "steel clears" and left. I'm completely heartbroken.

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Manaphy
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I remember this copypasta like it was created yesterday. Classic

#3
Abbhishake
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I love original copy pastas (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

#4
canyon
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Manaphy [#2]

I remember this copypasta like it was created yesterday. Classic

I keep dropping bangers like that

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Breloof
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I'm Sayf's cousin and work in a data center in Qatar. I can confirm that Mohamed Salah paid me many, many moneys to make Kmao's PC go stinky mode (that's what we call it in the biz)

#6
Poge
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Abbhishake [#3]

I love original copy pastas (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

And your mom loves me 😍

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Abbhishake [#3]

I love original copy pastas (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

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Abbhishake
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Mozzarellas [#7]

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

This one is hilarious, read it a while back though nt(⁠ー⁠_⁠ー⁠゛⁠)

#9
Yory
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I'm truly sorry to hear about this distressing experience. It sounds like a deeply upsetting situation for everyone involved. It's particularly concerning if there was tampering with Kamo's PC settings before the game, and the subsequent discovery of poor network conditions during the match. Additionally, the behavior of the admin you described is unacceptable and adds another layer of distress to an already difficult situation.

#10
Mozzarellas
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Abbhishake [#8]

This one is hilarious, read it a while back though nt(⁠ー⁠_⁠ー⁠゛⁠)

I made it lil bro

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Mozzarellas [#10]

I made it lil bro

Daaaaaayuuuumm bro you're creative

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