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had sex for the first time, AMA

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#1
jaynewton

go ahead

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Dolphin
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when are vlr rankings stop being on beta

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Netero
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How big was he? Did it hurt? Did you surprise him with lingerie?

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jaynewton
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Dolphin [#2]

when are vlr rankings stop being on beta

Not too sure that this is relevant to the topic at hand, but i'm not sure, been using the site for years and rankings have always been in beta

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ionlyHave1Zuni
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As a sex haver, i would like to gather information on other males experience on sex vs masturbation

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jaynewton
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Netero [#3]

How big was he? Did it hurt? Did you surprise him with lingerie?

Might have a misconception there, it was me (M) having traditional sex with a woman, as for whether it hurt, not really, but when she gave me head her teeth scraped on my shit so it did hurt a bit.

She had some christmas lingerie on that i got for her

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jaynewton
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ionlyHave1Zuni [#5]

As a sex haver, i would like to gather information on other males experience on sex vs masturbation

Yeah, its very different, but surprisingly sex felt exactly like what i thought it would, lol. If that makes sense

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Netero
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jaynewton [#6]

Might have a misconception there, it was me (M) having traditional sex with a woman, as for whether it hurt, not really, but when she gave me head her teeth scraped on my shit so it did hurt a bit.

She had some christmas lingerie on that i got for her

Traditional sex? You didn't give him a tokyo sandblaster? Dutch oven? A little wedding cake decorating?

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CryoZanderDerrekEnjoyer
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astaghfirullah

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jaynewton
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Netero [#8]

Traditional sex? You didn't give him a tokyo sandblaster? Dutch oven? A little wedding cake decorating?

Nah, was just some basic shit tbh.

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jaynewton
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CryoZanderDerrekEnjoyer [#9]

astaghfirullah

True, it is a sin, but its something that had to be done

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Potatobrawler8
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you male or female

#13
jaynewton
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Potatobrawler8 [#12]

you male or female

I'm male

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Potatobrawler8
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jaynewton [#13]

I'm male

is it large

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jaynewton
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Potatobrawler8 [#14]

is it large

Above average, wouldnt call it large though.

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jaynewton [#15]

Above average, wouldnt call it large though.

We need numbers not vague statements. Drop an imgur link right now.

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Noodle
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would you do it again?

#18
jaynewton
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unknown_trash [#16]

We need numbers not vague statements. Drop an imgur link right now.

I'll be honest, im only 6 inches.

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Dolphin [#2]

when are vlr rankings stop being on beta

hahahaha
good one

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jaynewton
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Noodle [#17]

would you do it again?

Yeah, probably.

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Joyboy_kkb
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jaynewton [#15]

Above average, wouldnt call it large though.

5.78inchs

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Araise
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as a sex haver, is it different from what you see on the internet?

#23
SAMPV6
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0/8 no one in VLR gets laid stop it

#24
Phamous
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Welcome to watching esports when you get a chance and not playing 8 hours a day.

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jaynewton [#10]

Nah, was just some basic shit tbh.

yikes, wont be surprised if she doesnt come back ://

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number1_cned_hater
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CryoZanderDerrekEnjoyer [#9]

astaghfirullah

W brother no doing that till marriage

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jaynewton [#18]

I'll be honest, im only 6 inches.

That's pretty good.

Did you use protection?

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yoavtc [#27]

That's pretty good.

Did you use protection?

Yeah, i did.

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Araise [#22]

as a sex haver, is it different from what you see on the internet?

Extremely different, porn is infinitely incomparable to the real thing, the real thing isnt nearly as like perfect or showy, its a lot more clunky in the real thing, but that also differs based on the position

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Phamous [#24]

Welcome to watching esports when you get a chance and not playing 8 hours a day.

Lol

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rosso4000
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did you finger her? how did you do it? did you eat pussy as well?

#32
Karmine_Org_WhispeR
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So how was the sword fight?

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rosso4000 [#31]

did you finger her? how did you do it? did you eat pussy as well?

I didnt finger her, or eat pussy. Was my first time, so it was pretty basic. I think i'd be fine w/ fingering, but eating pussy would take some getting used to for me.

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Karmine_Org_WhispeR [#32]

So how was the sword fight?

NAWWWWWWW LMFAOO

#35
Conut
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Why must you bring this to VLR? anyways as an experienced sex haver, I would like to know how long did you last?

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Conut [#35]

Why must you bring this to VLR? anyways as an experienced sex haver, I would like to know how long did you last?

Idk, just felt like doing an AMA on a site where i kind of knew what type of responses i would get lol.

If im being honest, i lasted 7 minutes for my first pump, and 20 minutes my 2nd pump.

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Conut
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jaynewton [#36]

Idk, just felt like doing an AMA on a site where i kind of knew what type of responses i would get lol.

If im being honest, i lasted 7 minutes for my first pump, and 20 minutes my 2nd pump.

Fair bro, and one more question for you, is the girl like your partner or was it like a one time thing with the girl?

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HardStuckGold
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does it drain you out like masturbation or hows it like

also yall start with a gluck gluck or yous got straight to the point?

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Conut [#37]

Fair bro, and one more question for you, is the girl like your partner or was it like a one time thing with the girl?

Was a one time thing.

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jaynewton
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HardStuckGold [#38]

does it drain you out like masturbation or hows it like

also yall start with a gluck gluck or yous got straight to the point?

Nah, it doesnt drain you out like masturbation, surprisingly it just makes you feel really refreshed afterwards. And yeah, she started me off by blowing me, but her teeth scraped my dick a bit so it wasnt as enjoyable

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rosso4000
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jaynewton [#33]

I didnt finger her, or eat pussy. Was my first time, so it was pretty basic. I think i'd be fine w/ fingering, but eating pussy would take some getting used to for me.

damn how does it feel

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jaynewton
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rosso4000 [#41]

damn how does it feel

It feels exactly like how i thought it would, a very tight, hot, wet feeling wrapped around my dick. I could feel the warmth through the condom

#43
Brimstan
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this thread goes to show what vlr users are like irl

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Obsidian_Echo
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jaynewton [#7]

Yeah, its very different, but surprisingly sex felt exactly like what i thought it would, lol. If that makes sense

so its not different from masturbation?

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Germanium
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jaynewton [#7]

Yeah, its very different, but surprisingly sex felt exactly like what i thought it would, lol. If that makes sense

so good?

#46
Germanium
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Is it worth it?

#47
doc_octavius
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are you happy?

#48
AvgRossiFan
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jaynewton [#39]

Was a one time thing.

Met her on a dating app?

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jaynewton
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Obsidian_Echo [#44]

so its not different from masturbation?

No, its very different from masturbation, Its much better

#50
jaynewton
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Germanium [#45]

so good?

Yes, much better than masturbation

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jaynewton
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AvgRossiFan [#48]

Met her on a dating app?

Nah, slid in the dms on IG.

#52
jaynewton
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Germanium [#46]

Is it worth it?

Yeah, i'd say so

#53
jaynewton
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doc_octavius [#47]

are you happy?

Yeah, honestly kind of a confidence booster just getting over that hump of finally doing it.

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AvgRossiFan
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How did you rizz her? what is her gyatt level? Was she skibidi enough?

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Vegaaa
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AvgRossiFan [#54]

How did you rizz her? what is her gyatt level? Was she skibidi enough?

I wish god was real so people like you would have to face the demonic entities within the pits of hell

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SEN_brasileiros
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only worth if it was her first time too

#57
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Vegaaa [#55]

I wish god was real so people like you would have to face the demonic entities within the pits of hell

💀

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Conut
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Vegaaa [#55]

I wish god was real so people like you would have to face the demonic entities within the pits of hell

How did you rizz her? what is her gyatt level? Was she skibidi enough?

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jaynewton
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AvgRossiFan [#54]

How did you rizz her? what is her gyatt level? Was she skibidi enough?

Just slid in the dms, her ass was nice and plump but not like crazy big.

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jaynewton
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SEN_brasileiros [#56]

only worth if it was her first time too

It wasnt her first time, but its still worth to me 🤷‍♂️

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BBC1
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did she moan not tryna be weird or anything just wanna know how it was

#62
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jaynewton [#60]

It wasnt her first time, but its still worth to me 🤷‍♂️

as long as u both felt good thats all that matters :))

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(Where mods at)

#64
jaynewton
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BBC1 [#61]

did she moan not tryna be weird or anything just wanna know how it was

Yeah, she did. I was honestly surprised lol

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Vegaaa [#55]

I wish god was real so people like you would have to face the demonic entities within the pits of hell

Mb, i was having a brain fart

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