Creating braindead takes - a step by step guide

Revolutionary VLR reasoning framework:

1. Find a team/region/player you don't like
2. Nitpick a weakness
3. Ignore all possibilities of overcoming it
4. Ignore all strengths of the object of criticism
5. Apply recency bias if necessary

Using this revolutionary technique you can make everyone look bad! Here is an example with the usage of 2023's best team FNATIC

I hate FRAUDNATIC, those guys are so overrated! They will surely get exposed at master's madrid! Now that mini isn't headcoach we will truly see how clueless b0tster is when it comes to IGLing and antistratting! Their current coach led Geng to 0 internationals last year ,they are doomed! Additionally Chr0nicle and D0rke are washed as fuck , these bums almost lost to C9 at redbull and you think they have a chance of winning anything?

Wow, isn't that neat?

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1. be a vlr user

the moment u create a vlr account u master the art of braindead takes

Heres a non-braindead take, Dasnerth Should Join Franchising

Conut [#6]

Heres a non-braindead take, Dasnerth Should Join Franchising

Honestly, really surprised he doesn't have t2 experience, I know he has an iffy stigma around him but he is good

WhoseTao [#7]

Honestly, really surprised he doesn't have t2 experience, I know he has an iffy stigma around him but he is good

Ill be your doggy wruff wruff :3 Im biting the edge of my blanket mommy

Conut [#8]

Ill be your doggy wruff wruff :3 Im biting the edge of my blanket mommy

bruv

CryoZanderDerrekEnjoyer [#9]

bruv

Yo

Conut [#8]

Ill be your doggy wruff wruff :3 Im biting the edge of my blanket mommy

mhm whose a good little boy???

meyournightmare [#4]

the moment u create a vlr account u master the art of braindead takes

bl00d y0y

everytime I log on vlr i get dumber and I cant run away.

but also:

WhoseTao [#11]

mhm whose a good little boy???

💀💀💀

WhoseTao [#11]

mhm whose a good little boy???

Meee meeeee :3 rawrrr

Conut [#14]

Meee meeeee :3 rawrrr

brushes tail yes yes baby :3

WhoseTao [#15]

brushes tail yes yes baby :3

i love love LOVE YOU!!!! So much! >_<

counterpoint:

LyCan52 [#2]

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nuh un

anyth1ng [#12]

everytime I log on vlr i get dumber and I cant run away.

but also:

y0y k0rya kp0

U forgot b0sk 🗿

Brimstan [#18]

nuh un

y0y

botvi fan talking

I hate FRAUDNATIC, those guys are so overrated! They will surely get exposed at master's madrid! Now that mini isn't headcoach we will truly see how clueless b0tster is when it comes to IGLing and antistratting! Their current coach led Geng to 0 internationals last year ,they are doomed! Additionally Chr0nicle and D0rke are washed as fuck , these bums almost lost to C9 at redbull and you think they have a chance of winning anything?

meyournightmare [#19]

U forgot b0sk 🗿

how could i🗿

anyth1ng [#22]

how could i🗿

skill issue 🗿

meyournightmare [#23]

skill issue 🗿

im still learning🌱

Step 6 call it a bait