I hate swifties

I have met and dated a few swifties, literally after 1 convo with them you can tell everything about them, nothing will surprise you, they have no hidden surprises, they are like eating chalk

"Let people enjoy things" lol it's Taylor Swift c'mon, she is an impeccably manicured and manufactured pop culture product. We all have our guilty pleasures, I watch anime and go on VLR but if the truest and deepest expression of yourself is reflected by the musical equivalent of McDonalds you're a philosophical zombie. People that are ultra passionate about marvel movies and funkopops are the same.

I eat mcds every now and then but if that's your favourite food that you feel passionate about you don't deserve respect because you have as much depth as a piece of paper

(this only applies to straight woman and gay men, if your a straight man or lesbian that likes taylor swift it makes you interesting)

Allat + swift the goat

are you bi?

Exactly + swift is a fraud + faraday earned all my respect + upvoted + similar story + i blocked t0ylor

swifties own u

qwert come

Life hack - do not date someone who becomes engrossed in pop culture or fake people.

Do not date someone who doesn’t have a life outside of who they idolise

Do not date someone who cannot think for themselves.

Do not date someone who keeps talking about other people,

Date someone who can talk about themselves and their adventures.

Lana clears easily

Oh, wow, you've got it all figured out. I guess us Swifties are just an open book, easily deciphered after a quick chat. And here I was thinking we had some intriguing mystery to us, but nope, we're just so bland and straightforward. Who needs depth when you can enjoy the catchy and impeccably manicured tunes of our queen, Taylor Swift? If loving her music means I'm a philosophical zombie, then I'm happily grooving to the beat with my zombie squad

common faraday w

Concert is Zurich soon can’t wait for the 2.5 magnitude earthquake