even the fucking name of the holiday of your guys's independence day use the date of the day first and then the month, why tf do y'all use the atrocious mm/dd/yyyy format for dates lmao

Ratio + ‘murica owns you

We say Fourth of July to distinguish the holiday from the regular date dumbass

y are you malding over the name of a holiday that doesnt even apply to you ^_^ ?

blame the UK. but also who cars? month day is faster than day of month

Bro its because the holiday first started back when we were still talking like the British

🦅🦅🦅

🐔!!!

Good Morning Americunts 🇺🇸 , its the Annual 4th of Julussy 📆 so spread your legs 🦵 and watch the fireworks 🎆 flow!
This night 🌃 we will star ⭐ , spangle, bang ‼️ , all across the street 🛣️ in the name of our founding fuckboys, George Watchmecum 💵 , Thomas Fuckerman 👴 , and Bondage Adams 🧓 !
Jizz Patriotically 🪖 to the Red 🟥 , White ⬜ , and Blue 🟦 , to which we shall jerk off to 🍆 , all in the name of Life 👶 , Liberty 🗽 , and the Pursuit of Pleasure 🥴 !

We all know english is a bs language. Only people that think it's not are the people who only speak english 🙄🙄🙄🙄

O say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
2 O thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation!
Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the heav'n rescued land
Praise the Pow'r that has made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto, "In God is our trust."
And the star spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Shut ur mouth, blud. Its already embarrasing enough to be you. Don't say something stupid

Imagine caring about a holiday that has nothing to do with you holy living rent free and then some. Murica clears.