HOW TO FIX KFC IN 3 OR 4 EASY TO FOLLOW STEPS

STEP 1: GET KMS out of the team
bro has been definition of mid the whole season he is the por favour shit and only way he couldve stayed was if he was igl which he isnt very sad

STEP 2: BRING IN KOLDAGOATMENTOS
get some saudi funding and poach him from KOI for like a few billion bucks that he cant refuse and now we have player with brain which is big upgrade over the 2 braincells kc play with currently

STEP 3: FIX FUCKING ROLES AND GET MY GOAT OFF IGL AND CREATE ACTUAL STRATS AND SHIT THAT WORK
i no igl so i no know how it work but my brain also knows that waiting last 15 seconds to rush a site every round is not very smart and even my diamond ass knows that rushing like that in the last second is very stupid if you do it everytime and predictable.

new roles
scream duelist NO MORE FUCKING SKYE, NO MORE FUCKING KAYO NO MORE FUCKING BULLSHIT
nivera smokes idk whateves
shin flex idk whateves
koldamenta idk whateves
oh shit need 1 more

STEP 4 BRING IN MISTIC
only reason bro got dropped from fnatic was cuz he was mid but kcorp is worse than mid rn so nobody would mind if he joined and who knows maybe mistic made some sort of comeback

HONORABLE MENTION
Enzo also possible igl with the advnatage that he is easier to poach cuz WTF is aPeKs no name org im sure anybody would wanna leave tier 2 unpaid league for tier 2.5 frnachisning team. also he is french making le comunicatione better.

thank you for reading and make sure to bump and pls someone translate to franchesco so the coach and management can read it.

Allat

theres no fix bro

Step 1. Bring in manlikeisaac

-xms
+enz0
+mistic

easy champions qualifications

duelist: Takas
sentinel: nivera
initatior: enzo (igl)
Controller: kAdavra
Flex: scream

oui.
though scream is really good on duelist, missing out on takas again would be a huge miss.

i respect the dedication

Did you watch the last ScreaM stream on twitch? Suygetsu and ScreaM 🐐 to 🐐 convo

Can we get another scream glazing thread I need some positivity rn

but why i love uncle sander's chicken fry

for kc management:

wallaih utilisez vos putain de cerveaux espèce de fils de pute la

-scream
+Txozin

bring back the popcorn chicken and potato wedges

STEP 4 BRING IN MISTIC

Ik Jogular is smiling somewhere

#freescreamandnivera

the only logical way for them to win 1 match is for them to not fucking run out of time every fucking round and for scream not to use his epic molly lineups

I thought we were fixing Kentucky Fried Chicken

KFC is my fav valorant team

KFC 💀