So I (18F) have been playing VALORANT where its this overwatch and csgo mix. I also main sage, and my boyfriend (84M) got really mad at me today. He says I'm not a good wittle kitten, and I absolutely fucking suck at VALORANT. I had healed my Radiant #1 Teammate in Unrated, instead of my dumbass boyfriend. He got pissed, smashed my hello kitty pc, and I pressed charges. He just got out of jail, and started listening to "All girls are the same" By Juice Wrld. He hasn't talked to me, so I went to his house, and told him that I was e-dating the Radiant #1 that I healed. I fucking threw a brick at his PC but it had magically repaired itself. Now he's fucking god himself. He's doing insane shit like walking on water, flying through the air, and prayed to the VALORANT gods to make fnactic lose against MENA team. I heard his prayer too it went along the lines of "Dear Valorant Gods, My Little E-Kitten Cheated on me, and fnactic is the worst fucking team to exist, please make them lose, and make all VLR.gg users go insane." So am I the asshole for making my boyfriend mad, and making him take his anger out on fnactic?
Am I the Asshole?
TLDR: this is your fault
The thing is that when you are dealing with godlike beings you must not offend them in anyway. if being a good wittle kitten is the way that you have to show your praise towards this 84 year old valorant devil creature, then you must make sure you are ready for this task. To be honest i dont really want to write anymore but i would love to get bullied by my fellows comrades on vlr. This is why i must continue writing this nonsensical paragraph. i hope that everything goes well wit your boyfriend. :)
So I (18F) have been playing VALORANT where its this overwatch and csgo mix. I also main sage, and my boyfriend (84M) got really mad at me today. He says I'm not a good wittle kitten, and I absolutely fucking suck at VALORANT. I had healed my Radiant #1 Teammate in Unrated, instead of my dumbass boyfriend. He got pissed, smashed my hello kitty pc, and I pressed charges. He just got out of jail, and started listening to "All girls are the same" By Juice Wrld. He hasn't talked to me, so I went to his house, and told him that I was e-dating the Radiant #1 that I healed. I fucking threw a brick at his PC but it had magically repaired itself. Now he's fucking god himself. He's doing insane shit like walking on water, flying through the air, and prayed to the VALORANT gods to make fnactic lose against MENA team. I heard his prayer too it went along the lines of "Dear Valorant Gods, My Little E-Kitten Cheated on me, and fnactic is the worst fucking team to exist, please make them lose, and make all VLR.gg users go insane." So am I the asshole for making my boyfriend mad, and making him take his anger out on fnactic?
1phnxe [#8]NTA, your boyfriend is just confused about his sexuality and is taking his anger out on you. In order to support him, buy a strap on and peg that little b!tch until he comes out of the closet and breaks up with you.
Any good strap ons that you recommend then? When I bought some cheap ass one from amazon he said it was too small, and he needs bigger size. If I don't make him pleased, then hes going to curse all of the EMEA teams + 100 Thieves.
Serena [#11]Any good strap ons that you recommend then? When I bought some cheap ass one from amazon he said it was too small, and he needs bigger size. If I don't make him pleased, then hes going to curse all of the EMEA teams + 100 Thieves.
Get the horse ones
yaiima0 [#12]Get the horse ones
Do you think they're big enough though? Mending our relationship is a bit hard but fulfilling his sexual pleasures is what I have to do for him to break up with me. I cannot be with my "her jett" anymore.
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