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Why shownu isn’t in Copenhagen

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#1
X_ae_A_12

Here’s what you should do to prove you are in Copenhagen + that you have a girlfriend.

  1. Tell your girlfriend to hold a piece of paper writing ‘shownu’. And tell her to take a photo that includes the paper underneath a common Copenhagen landmark, or the valorant venue itself. (Without showing her face, if she is uncomfortable)

  2. If u don’t want to show ur ethnicity (even though we know ur from Bangladesh) u should wear gloves and take a piece of paper and do the same thing.

  3. That way you can hide ur gf and hide your ethnicity at the same time but still proving that she exists and that you are actually in Copenhagen.

  4. If you don’t do this simple thing, no one is believing that a British baiter with thousands of bating posts exists out of his basement dwelling compound. 🤥

  • The fact that you are so willing to hide yourself and not take steps to prove your truthfulness just shows that you are obviously lying pathetically for a few internet points on VLR.

You don’t need to show your fucking face to VLR to prove it. Get that through your head but I’m completely certain that you know this.

^^^^He will never do something as simple as this to prove his claims. ^^^^

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minte
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Bruh

#3
mauge67
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get a job

#4
HaSanity
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Unhinged VLR moment #2392

#5
fourlvalorant
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or he just wants to spend quality time with his girlfriend in copenhagen before playoffs and doesn't want to share his entire life with people like you
sorry not sorry

#6
valulrantefanboy
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he is dude , I just met him yesterday. He is 1m95 chad with hot latina GF

#7
babysasuke
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he can show his gf tho, if he wants

#7
Ryuji
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babysasuke [#7]

he can show his gf tho, if he wants

vlr users have gf ?

#8
meyournightmare
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Ryuji [#7]

vlr users have gf ?

yes but not you

#10
babysasuke
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meyournightmare [#8]

yes but not you

At least the NA fans

Mine is bad 🔥

#9
minte
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babysasuke [#10]

At least the NA fans

Mine is bad 🔥

bad (but literally)

#10
Ryuji
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meyournightmare [#8]

yes but not you

i thought most of the active vlr users are some hunch back guys sitting on a laptop chugging 3 cans of redull at a time and making bait threads

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meyournightmare
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Ryuji [#10]

i thought most of the active vlr users are some hunch back guys sitting on a laptop chugging 3 cans of redull at a time and making bait threads

thats discord mods we aint no mods we are users we are free to move

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Ryuji
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meyournightmare [#11]

thats discord mods we aint no mods we are users we are free to move

discord mods are load worst than typical vlr users , imagine a 300lbs guy sitting on a chair with 10 pringles and and loads of coke simping on someone underage and banning everyone who interfares

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trola
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get a life

#14
nutab1e
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guys a pussy

#15
number1_MIBR_hater
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what zero pussy does to a mf

#16
X_ae_A_12
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number1_MIBR_hater [#15]

what zero pussy does to a mf

I’d rather see an enemy fall than see myself succeed. 😈😈 #trueandrealhatersRISE

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number1_MIBR_hater
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X_ae_A_12 [#16]

I’d rather see an enemy fall than see myself succeed. 😈😈 #trueandrealhatersRISE

ok that's based

#18
tonyhart7
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because the guy just spilling bullshit and hoax

#19
Domination
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Guys stop acting as if shownu really has a gf xD

#20
X_ae_A_12
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trola [#13]

get a life

Shinzo wo sasageyo bitch. I dedicated myself to a cause while you half ass everything in the name of cringe, while I put 110% into everything I do, no matter how bad it looks. Now who needs a life asshole. I am a fucking GIGACHAD based user.

SHINZO WO SASAGEYOOOO!!!!

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trola
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X_ae_A_12 [#20]

Shinzo wo sasageyo bitch. I dedicated myself to a cause while you half ass everything in the name of cringe, while I put 110% into everything I do, no matter how bad it looks. Now who needs a life asshole. I am a fucking GIGACHAD based user.

SHINZO WO SASAGEYOOOO!!!!

stop acting like you are a gigachad weeb, you arent.

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X_ae_A_12
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trola [#21]

stop acting like you are a gigachad weeb, you arent.

Attack on titan is the only based anime there is. It’s not even an anime, it’s a moral story with complex plot far from what any other anime can achieve.

I have never watched any other anime except for that.

Keep hating while you half ass everything you do. Never get anywhere in life.

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trola
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X_ae_A_12 [#22]

Attack on titan is the only based anime there is. It’s not even an anime, it’s a moral story with complex plot far from what any other anime can achieve.

I have never watched any other anime except for that.

Keep hating while you half ass everything you do. Never get anywhere in life.

you said that but you only ever watched attack on titan, fake weeb.

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nutab1e
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X_ae_A_12 [#22]

Attack on titan is the only based anime there is. It’s not even an anime, it’s a moral story with complex plot far from what any other anime can achieve.

I have never watched any other anime except for that.

Keep hating while you half ass everything you do. Never get anywhere in life.

attack on titan is overhyped trash sadly

#25
Abydaby
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ah yes, because the satisfactory of knowing a stranger is lying is worth making multiple posts on it

#26
X_ae_A_12
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trola [#23]

you said that but you only ever watched attack on titan, fake weeb.

I’d rather be a fake weeb than be a real smelly ass basement dweller weeb like shownu.

#27
Okayyyyyy
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Damn so many people on his dick rn what is going on

#28
valorantgamer69420
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X_ae_A_12 [#26]

I’d rather be a fake weeb than be a real smelly ass basement dweller weeb like shownu.

tf did he do to you afghanians

#29
nutab1e
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Okayyyyyy [#27]

Damn so many people on his dick rn what is going on

shut up shownu alt

#30
Okayyyyyy
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nutab1e [#29]

shut up shownu alt

Damn now you on my dick too

#31
nutab1e
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Okayyyyyy [#30]

Damn now you on my dick too

;)

#32
UnrivaleD
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minte [#9]

bad (but literally)

he never stop to amaze in that area

#33
makoidk
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Nahhh elon musk's son going crazy in da vlr forums no cap 💀💀💀

#34
Marty
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Dawg wtf is this saga of vlr. First netero found, now showmu is a dog lmfao

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Mkin11
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Marty [#34]

Dawg wtf is this saga of vlr. First netero found, now showmu is a dog lmfao

next trembolona discovered

#36
Marty
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Mkin11 [#35]

next trembolona discovered

Oh burritx is trying to get a picture with him at the br lcq 💀

#37
Shownu
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Aren't you the same guy trying to form 'the resistance' looool. Stop begging for attention and enjoy Masters from your couch.

#38
X_ae_A_12
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Shownu [#37]

Aren't you the same guy trying to form 'the resistance' looool. Stop begging for attention and enjoy Masters from your couch.

Prove you are in Copenhagen + have a GF and I will delete my account.

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babysasuke
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X_ae_A_12 [#38]

Prove you are in Copenhagen + have a GF and I will delete my account.

and send gf pics, if you want to

#39
asdfghjkl
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gf prolly a 4 too KKKKKK

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enri
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Shownu [#37]

Aren't you the same guy trying to form 'the resistance' looool. Stop begging for attention and enjoy Masters from your couch.

My man questioning your whole existence
Just prove him you are not a dog

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InXtiNct
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X_ae_A_12 [#22]

Attack on titan is the only based anime there is. It’s not even an anime, it’s a moral story with complex plot far from what any other anime can achieve.

I have never watched any other anime except for that.

Keep hating while you half ass everything you do. Never get anywhere in life.

Theres like other animes that have good plots too. For me, I dont like AoT cuz of its ending, the world building and story is really good tho.

#42
X_ae_A_12
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Marty [#34]

Dawg wtf is this saga of vlr. First netero found, now showmu is a dog lmfao

Dude imagine if just enjoying is on an alt now ☠️

#43
X_ae_A_12
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Shownu [#37]

Aren't you the same guy trying to form 'the resistance' looool. Stop begging for attention and enjoy Masters from your couch.

NO RESPONSE. YOU HAVE UR ANSWER BOIS. HE IS CLASSIC BAITER ON THIS SITE WHAT CAN U EXPECT .

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Shownu
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X_ae_A_12 [#38]

Prove you are in Copenhagen + have a GF and I will delete my account.

I dont have to prove anything buddy. Believe it if you want otherwise don't? No one is forcing you.

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nutab1e
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Shownu [#44]

I dont have to prove anything buddy. Believe it if you want otherwise don't? No one is forcing you.

rrrrrufff! ruff! grrr!

#46
tonyhart7
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Shownu [#44]

I dont have to prove anything buddy. Believe it if you want otherwise don't? No one is forcing you.

lies

#47
Shownu
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tonyhart7 [#46]

lies

Says the fake flagger😛

#48
Shownu
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enri [#40]

My man questioning your whole existence
Just prove him you are not a dog

You keep moving to other people, you become a sheep, Its a forum of random strangers, no way Im posting any pics.

#49
tonyhart7
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Shownu [#47]

Says the fake flagger😛

got exposed because telling lies lmao classic idiot kid

#50
deathlyclaws
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What did I just read 💀💀💀💀

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