"I'm not sure I have time to read that right now."
"That's a lot to read, can you give me a summary?"

"THIS IS VALORANT MOTHERFUCKER" gives the same energy as "WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!" and I don't know why

LEV 3-2 C9, this crazy gives LEV enough confidence to beat KRU 3-1 and make it to Champs.

(if C9 get two bans)
C9 ban Bind
C9 ban Pearl
LEV pick Haven
C9 pick Lotus
LEV pick Split
C9 pick Ascent
Fracture remains

(if C9 get one ban)
C9 ban Bind
LEV ban Lotus
C9 pick Ascent
LEV pick Pearl
C9 pick Fracture
LEV pick Haven
Split remains

(this is definitely wrong)

Sen played well, bro's just hating to hate. Bro would not post something like this for the loser of KRU vs LEV, so why for SEN?

Wailers just like me frfr

yikes

Doja Cat, everyone else said the other people I listen to (ex. Kendrick, Tyler, Bruno Mars, etc.)

honestly anyone's opinion gets completely invalidated if they have a FNATIC flair.

M: Kendrick Lamar
W: Dua Lipa (I could've sworn I listened to more Laura Brehm, guess not)
H: Cooking, Rocket League, Valorant, MC.

5: TMV and NerdTMV

Nothing like Ethan Boostio'ing into her JAWGEMO on his Demon1 time to make your mom C0M.

what a goat

by far the best EMEA team oat, but can't ever be happy about it? lmao

Nice to meet you, where you been?
I could show you incredible things
Magic, madness, heaven, sin
Saw you there and I thought
"Oh, my God, look at that face
You look like my next mistake
Love's a game, wanna play?" Ay
New money, suit and tie
I can read you like a magazine
Ain't it funny? Rumors fly
And I know you heard about me
So hey, let's be friends
I'm dying to see how this one ends
Grab your passport and my hand
I can make the bad guys good for a weekend
So it's gonna be forever
Or it's gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it's over, mm
If the high was worth the pain
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
'Cause you know I love the players
And you love the game
'Cause we're young, and we're reckless
We'll take this way too far
It'll leave you breathless, mm
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
But I've got a blank space, baby
And I'll write your name

boaster dancing and singing this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo7MtzbOXLM&t=2s&pp=ygURYm9hc3RlciB0aGUgZmVlbHM%3D

"Yo, I haven't seen any clips of what you said happening, can you show me?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"I know how you ratzam viewers work'
"I will be the first person to agree with your statement if you send me a clip"
"No"
"Why"
"You'll defend him and make shit up"
???? I lost so many brain cells

FNC lose to LOUD in the uppers and then to PRX in the lower in an upset, then PRX 3-1 LOUD.

Wrong order, try again

Realistically Ascent will go, pro play wise there's no innovation, it's a solved map and people get bored of watching it fast, bedge af

NA is so ahead of the meta until you watch EMEA and APAC and realize NA are behind on 3/7 maps. Bind will probably be a harbor map by the end of the year (PRX) Lotus will probably be an Astra map by the end of the year (FNC comp), etc. NA isn't onto these things yet AFAIK

What the fuck are any of you on, when was the last time a captivating classic map happened on Ascent? -Ascent +Breeze. Rather a retake simulator than a save simulator

bro did not know much more unfortunately

NA: NRG, C9
EMEA: FNC, Na'Vi, maybe TL? Flip a coin to see if TL deserve to be mentioned or not
APAC: DRX, PRX
SA: LOUD, FUR/LEV when they stop trolling (why did you start trolling LEV😭)

Every region has 2/3 teams so...? I don't see where NA is losing, and saying NA can't stop EMEA discipline when they have FNS in NA is kinda wild but okay. Overall, NA are fine, they just did shit this group stage, so calm down. I will say though, EMEA and APAC do have more promising teams than NA, Like GIA, VIT, FUT, or T1, TS, and ZETA. NA just doesn't have the results in their teams needed to say that they have those kind of promising teams, except maybe 100T, who kinda let us down this time around.

no one tell him about Cryo's and ardiis's raze.

And FNC owns Na'Vi. Pipe down, There's always a bigger fish.

Still 2-1 if NRG bans Ascent imo, NRG slow start + LEV picking Haven = LEV taking map 1.

They have been banning Ascent for the past 3 games, so I think they ban it again.

NRG 2-1 LEV, LEV 13-10 Haven, NRG 13-4 Fracture, NRG 13-6 Pearl. I find both teams overrated in their own right, but that's just me ig.

I like both teams, but since LEV isn't as popular as NRG, I'll root for them. Go prove me wrong LEV!