I get so wet just thinking about her and her kit honestly. Makes me a little flustered thinking of calling her mommy.... 😳I need her in real life

sayin the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

imagine winning 2 13-0's and a loss 18-20 but you lose out on playoffs cause the other team went 13-11 20-18 and 0-13 and it's h2h first

fucking bullshit if you ask me tbh

this is racism against OCE
also i love women

smi77y

yeah of course he's still not going to be the worst but he's not looking like the top 3 player he once was because the talent around him is DOOOOOOOOOOOOOGSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT (not really, but you know what i mean. It's not the gambit core holding him up anymore.)

she's literally a pretty, 6 foot norwegian girl with her whole kit being based around BDSM. If anything, she's #1 on the list. AND she can shake ass in game.

you can say that again sister

also asc2 --> p3, but it was a hard reset so I don't think it counts. I think the most i've ever lost in ranked was like 1-2 ranks down so idk, take that as you will.

well yeah when the rest of your team is not up to that standard ofc thats how its gonna be. nAts is a very good player but dude gets dumpstered cause his team doesn't support his playstyle well enough. Not his fault.

as a league it's not close but it's got so many players brimming with talent that tier two could really use. It really comes down to the fact that not every GC player is going to live up to the t1/t2 standard, and so the team is dragged down.

https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2260/vct-off-season-spotlight-series-2024-americas did we even look at the other regions before making this post

as it turns out im trans.
...

please make a GC team... I need it....

moreso he means that Breach shouldn't be played on some of his more popular maps because the NM WR% is abysmal. That's on me for not wording correctly lol, but still, that suggests he should only really be a niche pick.

wolves sen prx etc. he has hot takes he just thinks about what he's saying and uses stats to back his claim. He has BEEN claiming for two years that Breach should never be played and yet, Breach is still played in pro, a LOT. He's also still been right, but that's because he researched what he was talking about before just sayin shit.

hot take? #VALORANTChampions

1) this is incredibly disrespectful to the sport, to the viewers, to the opponents and to the tournament organisers and should not be allowed by RIOT in the first place to jump off like that to deny a round.
Maybe it is actually not allowed and if thats the case, G2 should be fined.
But if this is actually allowed or wasnt predicted by RIOT in the first place, thats on RIOT.
I spoke about this potential problem out loud on day 1 of Abyss release.

2) i understand that this negates LEV of getting 1000 creds and 5 orbs for killing the G2 players
BUT i think this is literally trolling/throwing a round by G2. In VALORANT every round is winnable, every round is doable and you just robbed your team off that chance.
Not only that, LEV didnt have to use a single utility piece to win this round which saves shitton of cash, and didnt have to rebuy any shields.
If you wanted to troll this round, G2, at least do it properly and jump off after your opponents planted, so you would waste more time and make them use util.

leviatan from the j

I just went +51 (79/28/4) in premier in the playoff stage games, and I was wondering, have you guys ever seen a statline on VLR over that?

on a side note im finally proud of myself for not being shit

wonderful insight from UrWaifu

this gotta be cope because SEN lost 2 games in a row yesterday

https://www.vlr.gg/221300/team-smg-gc-vs-global-esports-phoenix-game-changers-2023-asia-pacific-open-2-playoffs-ubsf/?game=133263&tab=overview

https://www.vlr.gg/245440/neons-vs-team-smg-gc-game-changers-2023-asia-pacific-open-3-swiss-stage-r3/?game=137031&tab=overview

no. but in other news, girls get it done !!

i love women

Actual title: If we cope hard enough

OXY - Duelist
Rossy - Flash initiator (maybe Viper for double smokes), IGL
Skuba - Controller
BRAWK - Scan Initiator
neT - Sentinel

Thoughts?

I would say "and you ran out of good bait" but your bait was never good to begin with

probably kiss girls

wont make a post about another idea because this is the best one fs.

join throw city and have fun 👀👀👀

asselastia disasterclass

100T lost 2 maps against a tier two team, what about that

bro summoned ripbozo

lastjune, dancinwithsomebawdy, the cake is a lie - ericdoa
Reality In Motion, Love/Paranoia, Disciples - Tame Impala
Sugar, I Hope To Be Around, All Night - Men I Trust
DUSTCUTTER, U DONT KNOW ME LIKE THAT, born yesterday - Quadeca
Introvert, Woman, Protect My Energy - Little Simz
I Know You, Is It Too Much To Ask, Kind Of - Faye Webster
Anything from Charm - Clairo

If you want just one pick, I would say Reality In Motion is my pick. I love all those artists though, so if you have time, please check them out, you're bound to find something you will like.

While we're listening to SIMBI, Woman, the song DIRECTLY after this song, also cooks. The whole album does to be honest.

he has aspas. When aspas is on your team, you're not a duelist player anymore.

Honestly, watching him talking on LEV, you can tell dude also has really good emotional intelligence. "It's OK boys, that was on me", and "let's go boys, good shit" and other things of the like were often said, to me he seems like a good leader, player, and emotional uplift even if the calling is only alright.

I want Neon to finger me 🤤🤤🤤show me how fast you can really go...

I love women passionately

I agree, and I think it makes players like Verno, Trexx and Leo even better since they're able to do both. But in general I believe that fragging initiators aren't as valuable as the support ones, especially when a top tier duelist is around. In a scenario where firepower isn't present is the only real scenario I would take a fragger over a support initiator.

i love being stuffed on thanksgiving

HAHAHAHA get fucked toaster

pick up terror from oomfies and put sarah on duelist

(insert steph curry shooting from the moon)

"prime" and it's the team with two tier two players, one of which is a substitute who is (no offense to Sayonara) NOT living up to the player he is replacing 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

1. any Turkish duelist
2. VIT??? THE most exciting team to keep an eye on??
3. true
4. Europe looks pretty competitive this year so idk. KC TH FNC VIT GX FUT all look pretty competitive
5. true
6. true

I just wanna ratio Asselastia again tbh. Hope you guys fw minecraft https://open.spotify.com/track/2W84DDGFEzMBvAtXnenVE7?si=9f9aea9cc90f454e

is this what i need to do to get toaster to kiss me finally

Click thread
Azzelastia
Disregard opinion immediately

anyways i love kissing girls ooh im a girl kisser i love making out with women

Another kiixty classic

OR just remove a slide and call it a day, no need for all that. Maybe slide can be 10% slower too but generally that should be it. I do agree that Neon isn't OP, she's just strong and annoying which gives that illusion. She only needs some small nerfs and she would be good. One slide and a tiny speed nerf would keep her in check. ALSO killing 1 person should only fill her fuel halfway instead of 100%.

no actually though smoggy is very cute