am i not on ze interwebs right meow ??? :3

whats that ? :3 are there girls ??

you can get really rleaxed if you sotp thinkign about what anyone on this stpuid website says and start tihkning about girls !!! 🤤🤤

no !!!!! i don't need sleep, i need BOOBIES!!!!

is ithis not tineder

more like, SiuFatBooBies!!!!! im a lesbanana!!!

as much as i love paper rex, i like other teams too, and i prefer my women with ball knowledge on the catnappers

i made it long before i got a girlfriend and i just run with the schtick lmfao

fortunately it's not just that ❤️‍🩹

Let's face it,
i love women. I am a lesbanana!

https://imgur.com/a/O4PXVis

https://imgur.com/a/qIJdX8l ?

judging books by their cover and refusing to listen to a take because the region they are a fan of. your name has four terms but i ponder if you've made it to the third. Puzzling.

americas region this EMEA region that. the only region i wanna be in is the region of women

intelligence is chasing you, but you're much too quick

sometimes i think people like to say things without actually taking into account what they're replying to, and this is a prime example of that

why does it matter when the point they're making is valid? region wars are so fucking stupid

i love girls !!!!

isnt he IGL?

real 🤤

thorns can stall for way longer than cypher trips though, and the stall time and power makes her great if you just hold a vine

I think if you don't got smokes or any of those agents in your arsenal... it's not really Cyphers fault you're losing to him

I think if you don't apply basic comp theory to your game you deserve to lose if you can't come up with solutions or abuse gaps.

Have you tried playing kayo sova raze yoru jett waylay kj tejo omen or alternatively put a walkout smoke down and just.... break the trip that's on the entry of the site?

Keep the chants to wolves please. Or maybe we can chant about deadlock hehe

We are not open to that but maybe if deadlock is there.... then maybe we'll think about it

I have a very pretty girlfriend so unfortunately I won't take you up on this offer. Maybe @I_LOVE_LESS would though

and thats on GOD. her whole kit was made for something that isn't valorant i swear...

i mean im asc3 at my peak but real shit i fucking hate ranked and avoid it at all times so idek what my real rank is if i try. GC teams cannot beat protocol whatsoever and it's proven by SRG i fear :(

ball sack

on everyone on VLR's souls too

big beautiful ladies? WHERE???

honestly it's valid ngl. i am also looking at the gameplay.

i took my meds dont worry

GC lowkey sucks the skill level is a lot lower than i thought it was. organized mid-high immo valorant is still fun to watch though so, meh. I think it's actually fine that it's hyped up because it's puggy and fun

deadlock definitely uses vyse's rose if you catch my drift

i forgot the POLICE CALLED GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL?

do NOT think about a deadlock vyse comp at 5AM !!!!
whoopsies i said it twice. im still a little tired

do NOT think about a deadlock vyse comp at 5AM !!!!

https://imgur.com/a/q0JhcpJ i want you to know this is what i posted in discord before i made this post

unfortunately yes. how do i bleach my eyes

narc otics

won't let me watch :(

dont do it. it's still ass. most of my better clips are in scrims so i won't post them. do NOT be deceived ranked is still shit.

meh i mean they're okay. i root for inspiring valorant. so mainly apac, but also teams like fnatic and gentle mates until they hit 12

tanks you :3

tank you :3

lowkey valid because sova ult is a massive fucking laser if i miss it im just terrible 😭

lesbian HATRED!!! (i love women a little TOO much)

i WAS really tired but i drank something special and im now super awake because caffeine :3