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mocaxoxo

go buy your girl the new pink dyson airwrap(the equivalent of the ps5 for guys)
if you won’t, do you truly love her?

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siniota

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will buy ur girl

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mocaxoxo

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awkward because i am the girl

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glinki3436

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THEN FART ON ME

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Brimstan

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Weird behaviour

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FireII

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avg vlr behaviour

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mocaxoxo

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???

send me a million dollars i’d consider it tf

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Bald_man

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what is a dison airwrap?

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trvnq

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https://www.dyson.com/hair-care/hair-stylers/airwrap

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Bald_man

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aahhhh i see

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I_LIKE_MEN

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ayoooo chilll , btw fart on me tooo.

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trvnq

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i thought you only like men

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did u assume all men are taken ?

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Bluez

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Bold of you to assume valorant players have a girl

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mocaxoxo

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true 😭😭😭

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kanyefan4238173

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https://www.vlr.gg/332110/4-star-users-come

look at this poll

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Charism

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Like the audacity of the man like wot???

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arin2016

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What if she doesn't know what that is. It's going to be awkward trying to explain it to her how it works. It kind of feels like you gave someone something they didn't need. You never had to give someone a PS5 and tell them what they should use it for.

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kanyefan4238173

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girls know what that is. at least american girls im sure

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Sidyon

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Is it the equivalent to a Tarik unreleased final mouse?

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benmaimoon

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What does girl mean? New agent's name leaked?

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espeon

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instead i will buy myself a dominoes pizza with an order of lava cakes and study for multiple hours on end

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mocaxoxo

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girls love cake too. get her cake.

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espeon

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there is no her....

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mocaxoxo

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i’m so sorry bro

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espeon

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its ok i have valorant and mommy asmr 😊😊😊😊

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lielahh

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Wtf

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espeon

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my fault gang.

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yaiima0

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fuck girls, im buying that shi for myself.

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jaynewton

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Can I buy you it then?

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Marved-NA-Savior

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W rizz. Real NRG fan right here.

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yaiima0

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the rizzler LMFAO

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mocaxoxo

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all men do is lie

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jaynewton

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I wouldn't lie to you, I'm not like the others

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bronzil_enjoyer

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this is not k0rya thread

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dawnmoer

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i love my dyson and i wouldve spent a thousand dollars on it if i had to

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Sikul

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dyson sphere?

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Kiko

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yeah bro buy ur girl a dyson sphere

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peanutchin

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bro thinks he's a Type II Kardashev scale civilization 💀

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DeyahAlAjarma

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what girl?

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envyz

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rose toy

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mocaxoxo

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?????

that’s… wild wtf wtf wtf

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envyz

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hey everyone has their own preferences.

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justo

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my girlfriend had already bought her own, what do i do now

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trvnq

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you have failed as a bf, should've known that she wanted one

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justo

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she had one before we were dating

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trvnq

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ah okay, then you're good
sometimes materialistic things don't matter, a heartful letter would suffice

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number1_cned_hater

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Can I buy her legos instead

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mocaxoxo

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yes flower legos preferably

https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/flower-bouquet-10280

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Sandy_05

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tf lego flowers 😭

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number1_cned_hater

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No ill buy a melemium falcon spaceship instead

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AlexSMTxx

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looks like a really nice hair drier, but $600???? Hell nahhhhhhhh

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number1_cned_hater

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https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/the-razor-crest-75331
Better investment

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AlexSMTxx

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thats actually really tempting...

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Zeron

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what about makeup products?

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yukky

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would

it’s a good hair dryer i’ve tried it before

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number1_cned_hater

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u really spent 600 bucks on a hair dryer?? no wonder you're crazy

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yukky

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im not crazy!

but its a good investment

not only is it good for drying hair evenly and fast, its also a good investment for a relationship

she will clearly post that hey my man got me this, other girls will swipe up like you're so lucky, my man doesn't do this

this will in turn make her feel even more cherished and secure in your relationship. and hey, even if things don't work out, she'll always remember you fondly. plus, if she ever argues with a future partner, she’ll think, 'My ex used to treat me so well...'

trust me it works!!!

usually earlier in the relationship buy smaller things like idk vivienne westwood or some

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mocaxoxo

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vivienne westwood!!!

boys listen to yukky. this is 100% true.
someone cooked here. holy shit.

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number1_cned_hater

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so guilt trip people into buying a 600 dollar hair dryer?

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yukky

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how did u come to that conclusion

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number1_cned_hater

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im a yapper

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X20M2703

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I want to buy a girlfriend😭

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Simp4S0m

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Thanks for advice! I gave to one of my girlfriend and she loved it very much. Based on her reaction I think I might give the same to my main gf

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Conut

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Can you do my hair xoxo

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bbydrix

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u think people on this website actually have gfs?

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lucifer0922

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Nothing

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Denjisideals

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"Every girl loves a Dyson Air wrap"
— Michael Reeves