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#1
mocaxoxo

go buy your girl the new pink dyson airwrap(the equivalent of the ps5 for guys)
if you won’t, do you truly love her?

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siniota
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will buy ur girl

#3
Obsidian_Echo
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did u assume all men are taken ?

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Bluez
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Bold of you to assume valorant players have a girl

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mocaxoxo
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siniota [#2]

will buy ur girl

awkward because i am the girl

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mocaxoxo
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Bluez [#4]

Bold of you to assume valorant players have a girl

true 😭😭😭

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arin2016
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What if she doesn't know what that is. It's going to be awkward trying to explain it to her how it works. It kind of feels like you gave someone something they didn't need. You never had to give someone a PS5 and tell them what they should use it for.

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Sidyon
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Is it the equivalent to a Tarik unreleased final mouse?

#9
benmaimoon
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What does girl mean? New agent's name leaked?

#10
espeon
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instead i will buy myself a dominoes pizza with an order of lava cakes and study for multiple hours on end

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yaiima0
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fuck girls, im buying that shi for myself.

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jaynewton
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Can I buy you it then?

#13
dawnmoer
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i love my dyson and i wouldve spent a thousand dollars on it if i had to

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mocaxoxo
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espeon [#10]

instead i will buy myself a dominoes pizza with an order of lava cakes and study for multiple hours on end

girls love cake too. get her cake.

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Sikul
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dyson sphere?

#16
espeon
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mocaxoxo [#14]

girls love cake too. get her cake.

there is no her....

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glinki3436
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mocaxoxo [#5]

awkward because i am the girl

THEN FART ON ME

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Brimstan
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glinki3436 [#17]

THEN FART ON ME

Weird behaviour

#19
Marved-NA-Savior
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jaynewton [#12]

Can I buy you it then?

W rizz. Real NRG fan right here.

#20
mocaxoxo
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glinki3436 [#17]

THEN FART ON ME

???

send me a million dollars i’d consider it tf

#21
yaiima0
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jaynewton [#12]

Can I buy you it then?

the rizzler LMFAO

#22
mocaxoxo
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jaynewton [#12]

Can I buy you it then?

all men do is lie

#23
mocaxoxo
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espeon [#16]

there is no her....

i’m so sorry bro

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mocaxoxo [#23]

i’m so sorry bro

its ok i have valorant and mommy asmr 😊😊😊😊

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Sikul [#15]

dyson sphere?

yeah bro buy ur girl a dyson sphere

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lielahh
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espeon [#24]

its ok i have valorant and mommy asmr 😊😊😊😊

Wtf

#27
DeyahAlAjarma
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what girl?

#28
FireII
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Brimstan [#18]

Weird behaviour

avg vlr behaviour

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kanyefan4238173
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Bluez [#4]

Bold of you to assume valorant players have a girl

https://www.vlr.gg/332110/4-star-users-come

look at this poll

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kanyefan4238173
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arin2016 [#7]

What if she doesn't know what that is. It's going to be awkward trying to explain it to her how it works. It kind of feels like you gave someone something they didn't need. You never had to give someone a PS5 and tell them what they should use it for.

girls know what that is. at least american girls im sure

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espeon
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lielahh [#26]

Wtf

my fault gang.

#32
envyz
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rose toy

#33
mocaxoxo
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envyz [#32]

rose toy

?????

that’s… wild wtf wtf wtf

#34
envyz
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mocaxoxo [#33]

?????

that’s… wild wtf wtf wtf

hey everyone has their own preferences.

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jaynewton
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mocaxoxo [#22]

all men do is lie

I wouldn't lie to you, I'm not like the others

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Bald_man
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mocaxoxo [#20]

???

send me a million dollars i’d consider it tf

what is a dison airwrap?

#37
justo
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my girlfriend had already bought her own, what do i do now

#38
trvnq
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Bald_man [#36]

what is a dison airwrap?

https://www.dyson.com/hair-care/hair-stylers/airwrap

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justo [#37]

my girlfriend had already bought her own, what do i do now

you have failed as a bf, should've known that she wanted one

#40
number1_cned_hater
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Can I buy her legos instead

#41
mocaxoxo
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number1_cned_hater [#40]

Can I buy her legos instead

yes flower legos preferably

https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/flower-bouquet-10280

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AlexSMTxx
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looks like a really nice hair drier, but $600???? Hell nahhhhhhhh

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Sandy_05
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mocaxoxo [#41]

yes flower legos preferably

https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/flower-bouquet-10280

tf lego flowers 😭

#44
Zeron
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what about makeup products?

#45
yukky
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would

it’s a good hair dryer i’ve tried it before

#46
bronzil_enjoyer
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jaynewton [#12]

Can I buy you it then?

this is not k0rya thread

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number1_cned_hater
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mocaxoxo [#41]

yes flower legos preferably

https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/flower-bouquet-10280

No ill buy a melemium falcon spaceship instead

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number1_cned_hater
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AlexSMTxx [#42]

looks like a really nice hair drier, but $600???? Hell nahhhhhhhh

https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/the-razor-crest-75331
Better investment

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number1_cned_hater
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yukky [#45]

would

it’s a good hair dryer i’ve tried it before

u really spent 600 bucks on a hair dryer?? no wonder you're crazy

#50
yukky
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number1_cned_hater [#49]

u really spent 600 bucks on a hair dryer?? no wonder you're crazy

im not crazy!

but its a good investment

not only is it good for drying hair evenly and fast, its also a good investment for a relationship

she will clearly post that hey my man got me this, other girls will swipe up like you're so lucky, my man doesn't do this

this will in turn make her feel even more cherished and secure in your relationship. and hey, even if things don't work out, she'll always remember you fondly. plus, if she ever argues with a future partner, she’ll think, 'My ex used to treat me so well...'

trust me it works!!!

usually earlier in the relationship buy smaller things like idk vivienne westwood or some

#51
X20M2703
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I want to buy a girlfriend😭

#52
mocaxoxo
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yukky [#50]

im not crazy!

but its a good investment

not only is it good for drying hair evenly and fast, its also a good investment for a relationship

she will clearly post that hey my man got me this, other girls will swipe up like you're so lucky, my man doesn't do this

this will in turn make her feel even more cherished and secure in your relationship. and hey, even if things don't work out, she'll always remember you fondly. plus, if she ever argues with a future partner, she’ll think, 'My ex used to treat me so well...'

trust me it works!!!

usually earlier in the relationship buy smaller things like idk vivienne westwood or some

vivienne westwood!!!

boys listen to yukky. this is 100% true.
someone cooked here. holy shit.

#53
Simp4S0m
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Thanks for advice! I gave to one of my girlfriend and she loved it very much. Based on her reaction I think I might give the same to my main gf

#54
peanutchin
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Kiko [#25]

yeah bro buy ur girl a dyson sphere

bro thinks he's a Type II Kardashev scale civilization 💀

#55
I_LIKE_MEN
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glinki3436 [#17]

THEN FART ON ME

ayoooo chilll , btw fart on me tooo.

#56
number1_cned_hater
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yukky [#50]

im not crazy!

but its a good investment

not only is it good for drying hair evenly and fast, its also a good investment for a relationship

she will clearly post that hey my man got me this, other girls will swipe up like you're so lucky, my man doesn't do this

this will in turn make her feel even more cherished and secure in your relationship. and hey, even if things don't work out, she'll always remember you fondly. plus, if she ever argues with a future partner, she’ll think, 'My ex used to treat me so well...'

trust me it works!!!

usually earlier in the relationship buy smaller things like idk vivienne westwood or some

so guilt trip people into buying a 600 dollar hair dryer?

#57
yukky
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number1_cned_hater [#56]

so guilt trip people into buying a 600 dollar hair dryer?

how did u come to that conclusion

#58
Conut
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Can you do my hair xoxo

#59
number1_cned_hater
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yukky [#57]

how did u come to that conclusion

im a yapper

#60
Bald_man
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trvnq [#38]

https://www.dyson.com/hair-care/hair-stylers/airwrap

aahhhh i see

#61
bbydrix
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u think people on this website actually have gfs?

#62
trvnq
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I_LIKE_MEN [#55]

ayoooo chilll , btw fart on me tooo.

i thought you only like men

#63
lucifer0922
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Nothing

#64
Denjisideals
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"Every girl loves a Dyson Air wrap"
— Michael Reeves

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justo
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trvnq [#39]

you have failed as a bf, should've known that she wanted one

she had one before we were dating

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trvnq
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justo [#65]

she had one before we were dating

ah okay, then you're good
sometimes materialistic things don't matter, a heartful letter would suffice

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Charism
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kanyefan4238173 [#29]

https://www.vlr.gg/332110/4-star-users-come

look at this poll

Like the audacity of the man like wot???

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AlexSMTxx
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number1_cned_hater [#48]

https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/the-razor-crest-75331
Better investment

thats actually really tempting...

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