yo if u a bottom tier team, struggling in vct itβs time to cook π§βπ³.
step 1: drop the whole roster, no mercy ππ bye bye step 2: sell all ur fancy stuff cars, houses, maybe ur soul π¦π°ππ step 3: pull up to the bank, ask for a mega loan, and if they hesitate, slap down a goat pic π as collateral.
now heres the strat - throw the bag π΅π΅ at aspas (heβs HIM fr π€) and the rest? throw them some pocket change pennies their only job? bait for aspas like their lives depend on it π€
boom. next year? easy top 5 finish at champions ππ. no scrims, no strats, just aspas diff πΌπΌ. ez clap πΊ