weakdog
Country: Australia
Registered: May 24, 2023
Last post: November 10, 2023 at 5:50 AM
Posts: 191
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you have sperm in your name

posted 5 months ago

Actual schizo moment

posted 6 months ago

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

posted 6 months ago

2 W takes

posted 6 months ago

donating to millionaires is such a wild concept

posted 6 months ago

capital punishment needs to be returned for people who cheat in online videos games

posted 6 months ago

bros on Internet Explorer

posted 6 months ago

Im a Red Bull fan, been one since Danny Ric was there.
But even as a Red Bull fan, Mercedes and Lewis actually got robbed. Should've been their race, if Race Director stuck to the proper rulings and regulations they win 2021.

posted 6 months ago

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posted 6 months ago

96th minute OG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

posted 6 months ago

yesserskiii

posted 6 months ago

do dexter000111
That guy has the most legendary upvote comment

posted 6 months ago

W

posted 7 months ago

Prison Break hard fell off after S2

posted 7 months ago

based

posted 7 months ago

titl

posted 7 months ago

Breaking Bad isn't even on Netflix in Australia at least, we have something called Stan where its on.
Australian Netflix is a tragedy

posted 7 months ago

Yeah sometimes the rabbit hole of these videos is crazy, before you know it you can hear the birds outside and its 6am

posted 7 months ago

Movies sometimes i watch in bed on my phone
Generally it'll be documentaries or series that i can follow with low attention as honestly i play them as somewhat background noise, usually when im playing something on the side (osrs)

posted 7 months ago

Might need to VPN since a lot of shows/movies are hard region locked by Netflix

posted 7 months ago

Have you considered gradually increasing the duration every day/week?
Keep us updated king

posted 7 months ago

Knife that you see every single round vs Frenzy/Shorty that you buy 2-3 times a game

posted 7 months ago

Its #2 in your opinion, so thats the clear winner over the other 2

posted 7 months ago

Reaver Karambit Top 3 Knives

posted 7 months ago

Frenzy + Light armor on Pistol rounds was gross.
Bucky meta was not enjoyable.
Ares force on every round wasn't very fun either.

Agent wise i dont think anything has been super obnoxious for me personally

posted 7 months ago

My newborn daughter will not be allowed to eat dinner until she gains at least 20RR a day

posted 7 months ago

Enormous W

posted 7 months ago

Plat+ is like Top 22% of the player base. Not saying you're wrong, but i feel like average rank in here would be far below that

posted 7 months ago

Average rank here likely not even higher than Silver

posted 7 months ago

Probably a mechanic with one of the F1 teams

posted 7 months ago

Then explain how Phoenix and Reyna "entry" by your requirements

posted 7 months ago

2022 Chamber had one of the best get out of jail free cards to take first contact and "entry"

posted 7 months ago

By this guys logic Reyna and Phoenix are not duelists either 💀💀

posted 7 months ago

The stats dont lie

posted 7 months ago

extremely based

posted 8 months ago

I swear i've seen you meat riding demon1 all day even on posts that dont even mention him

posted 8 months ago

I like how you had to search "flavor" with it just incase 💀💀

posted 8 months ago

Yeah i am hesitant to say its name to anyone outside of Australia 💀💀
Also side note, very brave of you to google that

posted 8 months ago

Yes, i need a fellow Australian to vouch for me

posted 8 months ago

Karmine_Orgy_Whisper

posted 8 months ago

No but if you ever come to Australia you have to try it im telling you

posted 8 months ago

I think its an Australian only thing and it sounds super sus, but Golden Gaytime ice cream is S tier

posted 8 months ago

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

posted 8 months ago

Look at the Groups though 💀💀

posted 8 months ago

Riot spent the entire budget on the Finisher and forgot about the actual skin and sounds

posted 8 months ago

MaKo is so consistent and also can be so clutch

posted 8 months ago

anyone who picks option 2 is a liar

posted 8 months ago

Been doing this for a little bit, will it eventually narrow down who i think is better or does it just keep throwing 2 random people together?

posted 8 months ago

bros on internet explorer

posted 8 months ago

br*tish

posted 8 months ago
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