has this guy been sleeping? less talking shit and more making strats, never seen a team with more awful pistols

won't even be watching cause I know it's free 🥱

what if instead of fucking life you let it fuck you instead

I genuinely cannot believe you thought MIBR were gonna be some great team, I can bet my soul they won't even be top 3 americas at any point of the season

making jokes about someone's girlfriend (pretty much unprompted) is definitely "serious" and should be taken seriously. you're right that it'll be irrelevant in a month but so are most issues really

lmao what? he said he agreed and is already working on it, meaning even if tenz said nothing this still would've happened. you need to stop this parasocial relationship you have with tenz and go outside

I don't think the warnings actually do anything, except the dodge warnings which eventually result in a ban. I also disconnect for some rounds and they give me warnings but I don't think they add up to the afk bans, I'm not sure though

yeah I dislike tenz too but mooda is way more annoying

mooda is the one crying, and as expected, the 13 year old watches mooda

you don't get banned for a week unless you had several other offenses in the past month, not even if you went afk for a whole game

you can tell mooda is offended tenz isn't giving him attention 😹tenz' complaining is cringe but mooda is a fucking loser and is the most annoying type of streamer

yeah everyone would do great when they're up against MIBR

international flag? we can tell where you're from buddy there's no need to hide it 😹your attempts at insults are pitiful, "n0thing"? good one

cook

cope 😹

two tier 2 players + 2 of the best players from 2023. what has anyone on MIBR other than aspas done?

what? you said he was top 10 in every metric when he was not, then I'm assuming you're sending these to show he's top 10 in vlr rating and you filtered champs 2024 by 300 rounds (only 4 teams even played that many rounds). you say something then send irrelevant stats, are you actually retarded? 😭

s0ntinels barely beating a newly formed team with a sub isn't much of a brag, what did they do in champs?
https://www.vlr.gg/378835/team-heretics-vs-sentinels-valorant-champions-2024-lr3
farmed and it wasn't even close

t0nz fans continue to prove that they're 12 year olds with the IQ of a subhuman

tenz wasn't top 10 in acs, kd, or first engagements in madrid
he wasn't top 10 in kd or first engagements in stage 1
he wasn't top 10 in acs, kd or first engagements in stage 2
he wasn't top 10 in acs, kd or first engagements in champs

and go on and tell me what "etc" are you talking about so I can check those stats too 😹buddy is coming up with stats from his ass, what an idiot.
taking his cock so deep you can't even open your eyes and see the stats 😭

wasn't G2 looking to sign him before they went for jawgemo? also NRG probably would've gone for him instead of mada if he was available

why are we acting like sen didn't have moments where they played even worse than this while sacy was on the team?

yeah it's not normal, I think their play style is heavily reliant on zekken winning first duels which causes this. I don't think the loss of sacy and tenz is the issue tbh. one thing that had some effect on them imo is how the meta and map pool doesn't favor omen as much anymore and half their game plans were based on his blind

the team is entirely dependent on zekken. even if you go back to the last year, most of the games they lost were when zekken wasn't performing as good as he usually does. other top teams can still manage if their star player is having an off day but s0ntinels just collapses.

would be hilarious if they beat BLG then lose again to rapid lofi, similar to their champs performance

they're beating BLG then Rapid Lofi right after each other then beating MiTH (cgrs) in playoffs. they're ending the karma from 2023 here 🙏

fuck else is it supposed to be 💀

don't worry, you're in good hands since I'm a heretics fan

are we forgetting about botster?

extremely unoriginal reply

the mind games you went through to get to this conclusion are crazy

he asked for an outrageous take not a retarded one

lost on purpose so they can get revenge against whzy

also ethan isn't getting enough hate for today's loss, him and mada had some absolutely horrendous decision making but at least mada is a rookie. s0m also wasn't hitting his shots but that isn't really something within his control, unlike ethan jumping into an op with his knife out

people who like primmie will say he's one of the best itw mechanically, so people who disagree will say otherwise and hence "hate"

by this reasoning, do people like primmie just to try and be cool? do people like or dislike any player just to try and be cool?

players are naturally associated with their fanbase, people don't "hate" primmie. they hate his fanbase and shit on primmie as a result of that.

common sense but you seem to lack it

there is no proof to support the whole "has the best mechanics" shit, if aspas/less/alfajer/leo/any top player wanted to play ranked seriously they'd consistently get number 1. and they've all carried their teams plenty of games against better competition than primmie.

there's like 10 different pros who do that every year and you don't see them getting a quarter of the glaze he gets

orrr because there's a bunch of retards on this site who think he has some of the best mechanics of all the pros after a few games in tier 1

half of pr0mmie's kills weren't even impactful, don't let the scoreboard deceive you
typical stat padding

aren't you the same guy that thinks MIBR will be good?

"top 2 jett player"
"best oper in the world"
"flexing agents"
who are you talking about? definitely isn't something

except zellsis is good with all the agent utility he plays, unlike s0mething

"straight bias" and you're bringing up exclusively last year as if ethan isn't one of the greatest flex players of all time while natank is one of the 20 players to have a good year on a bad team 😹
mada is simply better than tex, if you watched both of them play duelist in tier 2 you'd know, but you want to push a narrative so you'll say random shit like this
the gap between FNS and kingg in calling is massive, FNS is a top 10 igl itw, and kingg is just kingg

I don't think you're biased, you're just retarded. hope this helps 👍

time for you to go outside

his name is froggy

a step above prx whose chokes had more than a year between them, this is what they call consistency 🥱

he means that he's gonna be up late

flair

I think it's called being bad

do people take pictures winning ranked games? 🥱win something valuable first

how many international grand finals did c0m make this year? 🥱

regional trophies 😹cope is free