uwukitten
Flag: Bahrain
Registered: April 23, 2023
Last post: April 21, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Posts: 9099
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"FNS aura loss" πŸ€“

posted 2 months ago

someone hand him some tissue to wipe the tears πŸ˜”

posted 2 months ago

yeah the peak of his career was farming a weak americas regionally while baiting tex for sure! he was mid to ass in both internationals he attended btw. if you think he played better on lev than in champs 2025 you might just be mentally ill

posted 2 months ago

the stats speak for themselves buddy, it's not a false narrative when the stats continuously back it up πŸ˜‚ he played well in champs 2025 but has otherwise been overrated since 2024 and was ass this kickoff

posted 2 months ago

aspas glazers make a thousand times more threads about chron than people do about baitpas

last alive lurking on raze on a pistol round across the whole map btw 😭😭😭 viper players think thrice before going for that lurk

posted 2 months ago

has one of the lowest duelist fkpr with the ones below him being:
infiltrator (kru with subs, bombed out)
narrate (need I say more? even reduxx has a higher fkpr than aspas)
sato
eggster (yoru one trick whose been dogshit)

this is not to mention that aspas was on single duelist duty more often than half the other duelists in the region (or ones that shared fkpr with chambers). zekken is higher than him too by the way

your goat should consider a role swap to sentinel instead of griefing his team πŸ˜‚

posted 2 months ago

what the actual fuck are those 2 doing if I'm the coach I'm actually so pissed

posted 2 months ago

real reason is that it's a snoozefest and you risk the chance of watching T1 fluke another win

posted 2 months ago

is this your first time watching the goat play?

posted 2 months ago

he enters site then sits left side while his whole team dies πŸ˜‚ it's like forcing a child to eat vegetables

posted 2 months ago

who cares how he's performing against shitters in assific? calling stax a shooter πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that's a good one

posted 2 months ago

"calling" son 😭😭😭 you can say anything but that

posted 2 months ago

life performance just to still be the worst or second worst player on his team. bum hasn't been good since 2022

posted 2 months ago

unarguably stax

posted 2 months ago

take your time bro the exits are waiting for you

posted 2 months ago

it's about cultural impact πŸ₯±you wouldn't get it since all your teams fall into irrelevancy within a month

posted 2 months ago

you'll watch us qualify on the same day you watch mibr lose their third final

posted 2 months ago

delete china flairs too, you can't shit talk them cause it's like kicking down a drowning man. there is nothing you can say about their obviously dogshit teams

posted 2 months ago

you seeing each other at santiago watchparties cause neither of you is qualifying πŸ₯±

posted 2 months ago

he didn't "improve" this is just what happens when you move a flex player onto sentinel (piss easy role)

posted 2 months ago

he needs to start watching miniboo vods to learn how to play duelist

posted 2 months ago

he can't do anything when his duelist doesn't know how to make any space, they should drop him for miniboo

posted 2 months ago

I heard he got bullied in 3rd grade that might also be the reason for the under performance

posted 2 months ago

is this your goat? buddy can't enter a site to save his life πŸ˜‚ give me 3 to bait or I can't

posted 2 months ago

"millions of dollars" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ bro has zero clue what he's talking about

posted 2 months ago

is the sky green

posted 2 months ago

they should hire him to prep one side only

posted 2 months ago

if they have the same format and qualification sure I am, "prestige" is entirely made up. you know teams are giving it their all in both worlds and MSI, it's seriously stupid to think that winning worlds gives you more credit as an athlete than MSI. (and again, I don't follow league or CS so I'm not sure about their formats etc, this is assuming they're the same or relatively close)

posted 2 months ago

majority of prx fans are actually silver

posted 2 months ago

where do I bet this is so free for furia

posted 2 months ago

I don't follow CS but all tournaments where the qualification and format are reasonable and the teams are all trying their best are equal to me. something like EWC is worth a bit less than a master because of the qualification format and the bo1 but still over kickoff which is only 8 teams

posted 2 months ago

the two people above me are mentally retarded

posted 2 months ago

saying champs is the one trophy that actually matters is the most delusional thing I've seen πŸ˜‚ the only thing champs has over masters is there being 16 teams but has there even been a single instance where the 4th seeded team won? people argue over prestige and what not but I only care about trophy value from a competitive viewpoint. champs is the best only because it has the most teams but even then it's worth 1.25 of a 12 team master trophy at most

anyway W copypasta

posted 2 months ago

vitality barely beat a weak liquid with a sub, what makes you think they're beating us now? if anything this is the match up I'm most confident in since we looked good yesterday and we have one day of prep over them and saw their maps today

posted 2 months ago

I speak for everyone when I say no one gives a shit about n0ngshim vs RRQ

has anyone ever woke up and went "boy, oh boy, I can't wait to watch RRQ play today!"

posted 2 months ago

all the games in one day is low key more fun

posted 2 months ago

how are you silver 2? are you playing on track pad?

posted 2 months ago

and s0m was perma stuck on spike duty

posted 2 months ago

"guys let's dry swing this" πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯certified assific banger with both teams competing on who can throw harder

posted 2 months ago

"near perfect" 😭😭😭I'm actually disgusted that these guys are salaried pros

posted 2 months ago

put buzz on dfm and they'd be a bottom of the barrel team, put meiy on t1 and they'd be a title contender

posted 2 months ago

it's not even a bo5 tomorrow, smartest prx fan

posted 2 months ago

maybe in 2023 b0zz was betterπŸ˜‚

posted 2 months ago

he said it himself

posted 2 months ago

they're played completely differently and no, jett dash and neon slide aren't remotely similar. I think the underrated part about neon is just the run, since 2024 people have started using the run as a scouting ability while entering that breaks crosshairs while still giving you a very high chance of surviving while your teammates kill the guy. in that aspect she's more similar to waylay with the dash recall for info

posted 2 months ago

MIBR 😭😭😭😭😭 son πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

posted 2 months ago

choked 5 games in a row

posted 2 months ago

W weber you a bum

posted 2 months ago

yeah when he's been ass for a year and a half I don't think 2 kickoff games redeem him

he'll go back to being ass if he doesn't get dropped

posted 2 months ago
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