one time i was eating chicken wings beside tenz at a pub in canada, and he is wearing white sweatpants and the black and red SEN jersey and i was eating a flat and i took a bite out of it and the bone popped out and flip up in the air, and i swore to god that time slow down and i was like "omg holy shit, somebody stop this", i couldnt react whilst watching the bone spinning around and then the chicken wing drops but tenz moves his leg away while the bone was split-second away from touching his white sweatpants and i look dead in his eyes and said "omg dude, im so sorry" and tenz that totally silence all the time while enjoying his borovička look over towards me and said "i knew it would happen" then look away, stood up and walk off, i never been so awe in my life and then i knew this guy is and will be a great valorant player, this guy is cold as fuck like his in-game name and he is fast as hell its how he dodges the chicken wing bone and its how he fucked 100t balls deep while keeping his composure, its no coincidence, im telling you its all interconnected because what kind of person you're in real life, translated to how you are as a player in valorant.

i think its hilarious u guys talk shit about shahzam. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.

I’m telling you, Hiko is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he bunny hopped out the door

I was an Indian Globalala Esports fan, I liked ESUKEROSSI but she left and now I'm a Gambit Esports fan.
My new name is Sergey Kadzhavoksa (Sergey Kadzhavoksa),
I'm from Romania, my favorite team is Gambit Esports.
You can support Papa "Papa" Sheydos like me, come join us

the major problem is that those players (not saying they are bad) but they have so much indo options to choose from which are better than them easily pick players from onic or boom but instead they go with t2 lineup only tehbotol is the indo they picked up from boom every rest of em is fillipino , which is clearly cause of this - https://twitter.com/_SushantJha/status/1579125457496440834

RRQ is an Indonesian org that is said to have gotten the franchise slot to represent Indonesia. Prior to the franchising, RRQ was an Indonesian team in playing VCT 2021. Unsatisfied with the results (probably due to them unable to actually achieve something; always short on achieving results), in 2022 they decided to disband their Indonesian Valorant team and make a new PH roster, which actually did quite well, getting onto VCT APAC Stage 2.

After the announcement of the franchising slot, for a brief moment RRQ posted a congratulation post, tagging their PH players. This tweet was later deleted and replaced by a tweet captioned: WE. ARE. READY! 🇮🇩 (with an Indonesian flag) - hinting that they were going to field an Indonesian roster. At first, people (including me) hesitated on which roster they are going to take, considering that they already have a PH roster, but with that tweet deleted it might've just been a mishap.

On RRQ's CEO's Instagram/Live (i forgot) - it was stated that it was going to be a mixed roster, with 3 Indonesians on the team. This was followed by a trial list posted on 30 September, stating 12 players (6 Indo and 6 PH) that were going to join a trial. On the same day, RRQ announced Coach Ewok as a coach (former ONIC coach). This signing might've looked like there were maybe ONIC players joining, since Ewok joined as a coach.

Time passed by and some leaks were out on scrim results that they have been trialing. No clear info (at least to the public) was released, then today (9 October 2022), RRQ announced the roster one by one (one every 2 hours), and to our surprise; only 1 Indonesian player was there out of the 6 players. Indonesians were disappointed with the result (you can see on the twitter replies) https://twitter.com/teamrrqofficial/status/1579119048130187264

better than forsaken and jingg???

prolly GE

no igl today unlucky for kohli his debut match with no strats i mean they might have still lost with igl but would have been a close game sed

bro why you getting flamed i was literally supporting estar cause there are indian players in there but the game is less enjoyable like this i want riot to do something about this why would i be against my own region. and yeah the purpose of a copypasta is to annoy i succeded lmao

"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most people doesn't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie.

As far as we know, tears consists of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free.

Here I listed the price of 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8.
I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar):

(price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (price 1 cubic litre water/100) = price 10 litre tears

France: 0,20 $
Italy: 0,17 $
Germany: 0,19 $
United Kingdom: 0,22 $
USA: 0,18 $
Canada: 0,18 $
Japan: 0,18 $
Russia: 0,16 $

That means russia has the cheapest cry. (Hail Communism)

Thank you for reading

TF is this tourney bleed dominating everyone and then getting dominated by estar who literally got destroyed by the team bleed destroyed that might be cause suddenly everyone in estar is feeling it and bleed is not , ping diff is unironically ruining this tourney and bo1 ,worst format

yeah i watched the match with oblivion npc theme in the background it fitted so perfectley when the casters asked what is their favourite agent no one answered people just hitting those things together

TS yo mum

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/593/peopledie.jpg

people die when they are killed - kim jong un

that too in a offseason lan such good production really hope riot will host a lan in japan

gary trolling

yes they can till feb when the kickoff thournament starts . on 15 oct they just have to give a idea on their roster to riot ,not lock it

why i got downvoted instantly after posting

everyone scared jesus owning their region

LEV importing jesus confirmed

not signing thai roster i guess

that's actually shit trash talk makes the game fun to watch japan too soft just add WWWWWWW they might not ban you, imagine those mods in a eu vs na series lol

don't know what happened but japan has huge playerbase in valorant don't know why unlike other fps games.
give them some time in franchising they will improve and korea is going to dominate asia,

alongside prx scattered korean talent returning back to korea sayaplayer ,meteor when backed up by orgs like T1 will perform

and sea can also shock you everyone knows that now and india don't know new kids on the block might surprise us maybe?
and china dunno what'll happen to them atleast one chinese team should be given franchsing after government approval .
if china receives proper chances korea and china might dominate asia .

nah bro i don't know what happened but japan suddenly has huge playerbase in valorant don't know why.
give them some time in franchising they will improve and korea is going to dominate asia,
alongside prx scattered korean talent returning back to korea sayaplayer ,meteor when backed up by orgs like T1 will perform
and sea can also shock you everyone knows that now and india don't know new kids on the block might surprise us maybe?

milo

reaver

this guy just learned a slur and is using it everywhere = 🤡