Get Monyet place 3rd then drop him for a military service dodging jinggg

can't play any normal comps to save their life

lose to a shitty DFM roster

sign a new player who isnt a sage reyna raze onetrick just to not even play them

The falloff is crazy

They bring the BOOM!

LOLQUID CANT EVEN BEAT SOME NOOBS LIKE M8's they aint gonna be in the league next year so how are you losing lads. drop him like a fish then he cooks you up in a dish Kamyk is the GOAT Liquid cant float

2GOOD ESPORTS, NA IS DONE 2G IS HERE TO STAY WHAT AN EPIC PERFORMANCE ON ALL LEVELS JUMPING INTO CYPHER TRIPS IS THE NEW META 2G 2G 2G 2G 2G 2G

XEPPPA MORE LIKE SHIITA FNS ARE YOU OK

I WOULD DIE

I bet Helen Keller could rank the teams better with these pacific frauds how do we think RRQ and Nongshim are good when anyone with a brain can tell they're mid

Valorant Kings: The Reign of Asia

From the neon streets where legends rise,
Asia stands with fire in its eyes.
Tact and skill, a flawless plan,
Every duel—a master’s hand.

Blades flash bright in Kyoto’s night,
Seoul’s precision—deadly sight.
Shanghai’s ghosts move fast, unseen,
With perfect aim and strategy keen.

EMEA? A region lost,
Once had glory, now it’s tossed.
Their teams? A fleeting dream,
Drowning in an Asian stream.

No more trophies, no more light,
Just frag clips lost in hopeless fights.
Asia’s throne is carved in stone,
Valorant’s world is ours alone.

I will write a poem about how amazing Asia is and that EMEA is a 0 team region with no hopes of ever winning a trophy again

nuh uh vitality winnin it all

THESE TEAMS ARE ASS. How are we letting T1 make a top 3

they aint in T2 anymore

LOSING TO LIQUID LMAO NEAREST AIRPORT 0 TEAM REGION

Gotta beat up the poor Chinese second seed to get a win liquid will show the true frauds tomorrow

The first liquid game took longer than this series

NOOB 0-2 ROSTER WASHED UP CAUSE NO TENZ NO TROPHY XD

1 TEAM COUNTRY CANT EVEN BEAT ZELLSIS XD

IF LEV NEVER DROPPED HIM THEY WOULD HAVE WON CHAMPS XD LOOOOL

THEY AINT BACK G2 WILL SLAP THEM TOMORROW MIBR ARE A BUNCH OF T2 NOOBS CARRIED BY ASPAS

CAN YOU GET THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR TO PLAY VAL WITH ME WE WOULD WIN EVERY MASTERS

ALL 3 LIQUID FANS THINKING THEYRE GONNA MAKE IT NEED TO BE CHECKED CAUSE HERETICS WILL SLAP THEM

BEST TEAM EVER CLEARS EVERYONE EASY WINS GG BATTLE FOR SECOND

W

me pablo no espagnol

I smoke 20 a day, does Bang do that? NO therefore i am 20x more qualified to smoke on the job lets go SEN sign me by tomorrow or im going to C9

GO BACK TO BULLYING 100T NOOBS

DOMINATION of SLOP

I am a very good flash player in my ranked games, I'm always throwing the best flashes and I dont blind my team that much. I'm not a washed noob that has to rely on clove to get kills so I provide value to the team. my references are my platinum teammates Muffixy and Osteole who can confirm that my flashing abilities far exceed the requirement to join a bottom feeder C9 roster as in premier I am A flash god.

Thank you - spyQT The Flash God

NA Furia clears the only thing keeping them from last are the Brazilian orphanage orgs and 100T

BATMAN FRAGGING HARD

they're fighting back

Title

Gentle Mates number 1 and they won a close game against Apeks so Apeks second best team

MY GOAT

It's 1 game lad I doubt they'll be awful all year

if Vitality is shit ill write a SEN glaze poem

3 of the worst valorant rounds ive seen since watching KOI

The shit org reveals its 5th player WOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW

Profek waved at GX then proceeded to lose every round afterwards

If they had infinite attempts to win the tournament how many times does it take them to win it with a sub roster

They're doing quite well at being shit good idea to not get visa's sorted for kickoff when you have months to plan W org

Why haven't they announced their roster yet how do they have any fans when you don't even know how good the team is going to be. The only way they can recover in my eyes is by signing the Go Compare man

ok let me clear up the Zellsis thing with my prediction. I believe that if Sen perform poorly they will definitely consider switching Zellsis and Reduxx because in the past when they switched Pancada there weren't any role issues despite them not filling the same role with Pancada being a smokes player and Zellsis mainly playing flex. the second reason is that I believe that Reduxx will be able to fill in for what roles are needed he played exceptionally in T2 on duellist but there must be a reason Sen chose someone like Reduxx to be their 6th instead of someone else who is more suited to playing a variety of roles for example keeping Curry, so he must be able to play more than just duellist because they're not replacing Zekken and he also played Omen and Gekko in the Red bull qualifiers. BUT this doesn't mean they're definitely making a change its just my prediction.

Masters Bangkok

EMEA
Team Heretics - This is an auto lock for the masters they were the most consistent team last year and have no reason to think they will fall off and not make it
Vitality - to be honest its a 50/50 between FUT and Vitality for making it ask I believe Vitality may start off slow but FUT isn't a team that I believe can push to the very top of EMEA so im going to go with Vitality to qualify
Extra notes - Fanatic don't have Leo so I doubt they'll be able to do much and with Derke gone I think Kaajak will struggle to fill his shoes and play up to the same level he was in T2 and the rest of EMEA have got promising players but they will take time to develop and won't be able to make it to the first masters

Americas
NRG - Have looked dominant all off-season they're all motivated to win and they've picked up 2 of the best NA T2 players I don't see how they don't make it as the top seed from Americas
G2 - They are a solid team however adapting to the new style that Jawgemo brings is going to get the to start slow but they will best Sen in the lower finals to make it to Bangkok
Extra notes - Sen don't live up to the hype and get 3rd leading to zellsis getting benched for stage 1 to make room for Reduxx

Pacific
DFM - Yes DFM they are winning it all it will be an absolute shock to most people but they will come out of the gates with crazy new ideas and ways of playing to get a strait qualification to Bangkok
T1 - They will lose to DFM in the uppers in a close game then drop to the lowers final to easily clean up whichever team they face to get to Bangkok and beat DFM for revenge in the grand final
Extra notes - PRX gets 4th after losing to GEN.G who gets 3rd

China
EDG - EDG wins it what a shocker
Wolves - Wolves go on a run of a lifetime
Extra notes - I don't know too much about China so it's hard to make any crazy predictions of what's going to happen

Predictions for the Swiss Stage

Team Heretics 2 - 0 Heretics clean sweep with ease
T1 2 - 0 T1 will get some favourable matchups such as Wolves and we go strait through
NRG 2 - 1 NRG will get very difficult matchups and will have a banger game 3 to beat EDG
G2 2 - 1 G2 will just play boring Valorant and barely make a top 4 by beating Vitality
Vitality 1 - 2 Vitality will have a decent tournament but will fall to G2
EDG 1 - 2 Start off a bit slow with an early loss to then claw back to 1 - 1 but lose the close game to NRG
DFM 0 - 2 The pressure of a masters will get too much and they will have some close games but won't close any out
Wolves 0 - 2 The magic of Wolves will run out and they will get destroyed

Extra notes - Vitality vs G2 is a bit of a 50/50 as I think either of them can win

Playoffs

I don't know what the exact matchups would be so I'm going to go under the assumption of G2 vs Heretics and T1 vs NRG

Heretics vs G2 Heretics 2-0 as they know how G2 play so will be able to over come them
T1 vs NRG T1 2-1 Banger of a game but T1 close it out in OT with A big fumble from NRG either an individual or as a team they will lose like a 1 v 4 or something

Heretics vs T1 Heretics win 2-0 with ease to get to the grand final
G2 vs NRG NRG clears G2 2-0 to go to the lower final to face T1

T1 vs NRG NRG 3-0 to get revenge and go to the grand final

Heretics vs NRG Heretics 3-2 NRG to finally overcome not being able to close out a grand final and lift the Bangkok trophy

Final thoughts

All these predictions could be wrong but it would be cool if I look back in a couple months and I'm correct

If this post does well Ill make another one for Toronto in a couple months o/

All they have yo do is change management change coaches, change players, change xeppa and then maybe drop xeppa and then maybe dont drop their igl 1 month from the start of the season then they might win

I AM THE GOAT PREDICTOR

getting 2nd 3 times in a row is quite impressive c9 only perform when it doesn't matter

LOL FROM CHAMPS WINNERS TO LOSING TO DFM HOW?

I've only just started watching why is he playing?

Sheydos has been ass on KOI for 2 years and its looking like he's going for a 3rd