Ik geng have lost to heretics and g2 but those were extremely close games and I would put heretics up here at their peak but they ain't there rn. I don't think any of these teams would lose to another tram unless it's an extremely close game 3 they are just better

THIS IS DUE TO THEIR COMPLETE LACK OF SKILL SO THEY CANT MAKE IT DEEP IN ANY TOURNEMENTS

BYE BYE G2

Ok

LOL ONLY BEATING UP 3 CHINA TEAMS FRAUDS MAKING TOP 6 THEY FINNA GET SHIT ON BY PRX

THEY BEAT TRACE'S RECORD OF 22 BY ONLY GETTING 19 ROUNDS

PLAYERS BETTER THAN ASPAS

KILES
VERNO
FNS
NATS
LESS
TEXTURE
FORTNITE BENJYFISHY
DOMA
FNC MINI
LEO
ALPHA
ME
KANG KANG
CHICHOOOOO
MY FRIEND
ISOT
ACRE THE DOG
STICKSPREE
HELEN KELLER

HE AINT EVEN TOP 20 PLAYERS OAT

WHERE IS LESS AND DERKE

WHERE DID SEN FINISH IN THE PREM LETS GO WOLVES

Where did sen place in the prem that's the real question

NT/10 from Osteole

#14 is AlQadsiah Corals

#1 WOLVERHAMPTON - 16th in the PREM where are SEN? nobody in England knows them.
#2 LIQUID - WHAT STATE ARE WE IN CAUSE FUCK BEING GASSED OR SOLID WE'RE LIQUID
#3 Koi - KOI GONNA GET PLAYOFFS REPLAYED CAUSE AT KICKOFF A REF DIDNT REPLAY ROUND 3 SO THEY HAVE TO REPLAY ALL OF STAGE 1 AND BANGKOK
#4 STATPAS - ASPAS IS THE ONLY MIBR PLAYER WHO CAN DO ANYTHING SO 1V5 AINT DOABLE
#5 RRQ - WILLIAM STOPS SUPPORTING THEM SO THEY STARTED WINNING SIMPLE
#7 XMS - HES GONNA SUB FOR XIA LIA GAMING AND SMOKE HIMSELF OFF WITH THE OP SO G2 WILL GET CONFUSED AND LOSE TO HIS NECKBEARD AURA
#8 FNATIC - BOOBSTER
#9 HEREDIKS - CANT WIN A GRAND FINAL SO THEYRE IN 9TH CAUSE THEY AINT WINNING
#10 G2 - CANT WIN WITHOUT TEJO GOING 0-2
#11 GEN.G F0XY0 ISNT THE PRESIDENT IF UGANDA
#12 PRX - TRIAN CRASHED
#13 BIL BIL WIL WIL DIL DIL SPIL SPIL FIL FIL
#15 SEN

they got slammed so bad they wanted to get slammed again

PLEASE explain to me how he can BOT FRAG on breach and get 0 FUCKING ASSISTS on BREACH A fat 0 ON BREACH if I haven't mentioned that yet IN 24 ROUNDS

I WANT TO POST IMAGES AHHHHH

PATRICKWHO CANNOT AIM

Bro were signing Tag. WHO THE FUCK IS TAG we getting some mid ass T2 players to get bottom 4 and not even make ascension

OLD MAN GOING TO THE RETIREMENT HOME

who's gonna IGL tho cause we all know Ethan cant call to have his life

Idk this Thomas guys has never really leaked anything before and it could be bait. No other credible reporters are posting about these roster moves and they're big news so I doubt they're 100% real leaks and maybe just educated guesses

XD

WE HAVE A SMOKES PLAYER ON THE BENCH AND WE CHOSE TO PUT RUNNER FUCKING RUNNER ON SMOKES. He's never played smokes in his life and he is somehow more shit than ever on it

THEY CANT GET A KILL WITHOUT HIM

so does Loud

MY DREAM VAL TEAM

SMOKES/IGL - Redgar
SENTINEL - Apoth
FLEX - Killes
DUELIST - D3FFO
INITIATOR - Zeek

He is definitely up there

I rewatched it and I can't see what made them replay it

NRG GONNA FARM LEV FOR FREE Rossy is my bossy cant a acrossy the skibidi C9 shitta rosta

Get Monyet place 3rd then drop him for a military service dodging jinggg

can't play any normal comps to save their life

lose to a shitty DFM roster

sign a new player who isnt a sage reyna raze onetrick just to not even play them

The falloff is crazy

They bring the BOOM!

LOLQUID CANT EVEN BEAT SOME NOOBS LIKE M8's they aint gonna be in the league next year so how are you losing lads. drop him like a fish then he cooks you up in a dish Kamyk is the GOAT Liquid cant float

2GOOD ESPORTS, NA IS DONE 2G IS HERE TO STAY WHAT AN EPIC PERFORMANCE ON ALL LEVELS JUMPING INTO CYPHER TRIPS IS THE NEW META 2G 2G 2G 2G 2G 2G

XEPPPA MORE LIKE SHIITA FNS ARE YOU OK

I WOULD DIE

I bet Helen Keller could rank the teams better with these pacific frauds how do we think RRQ and Nongshim are good when anyone with a brain can tell they're mid

Valorant Kings: The Reign of Asia

From the neon streets where legends rise,
Asia stands with fire in its eyes.
Tact and skill, a flawless plan,
Every duel—a master’s hand.

Blades flash bright in Kyoto’s night,
Seoul’s precision—deadly sight.
Shanghai’s ghosts move fast, unseen,
With perfect aim and strategy keen.

EMEA? A region lost,
Once had glory, now it’s tossed.
Their teams? A fleeting dream,
Drowning in an Asian stream.

No more trophies, no more light,
Just frag clips lost in hopeless fights.
Asia’s throne is carved in stone,
Valorant’s world is ours alone.

I will write a poem about how amazing Asia is and that EMEA is a 0 team region with no hopes of ever winning a trophy again

nuh uh vitality winnin it all

THESE TEAMS ARE ASS. How are we letting T1 make a top 3

they aint in T2 anymore

LOSING TO LIQUID LMAO NEAREST AIRPORT 0 TEAM REGION

Gotta beat up the poor Chinese second seed to get a win liquid will show the true frauds tomorrow

The first liquid game took longer than this series

NOOB 0-2 ROSTER WASHED UP CAUSE NO TENZ NO TROPHY XD

1 TEAM COUNTRY CANT EVEN BEAT ZELLSIS XD

IF LEV NEVER DROPPED HIM THEY WOULD HAVE WON CHAMPS XD LOOOOL

THEY AINT BACK G2 WILL SLAP THEM TOMORROW MIBR ARE A BUNCH OF T2 NOOBS CARRIED BY ASPAS

CAN YOU GET THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR TO PLAY VAL WITH ME WE WOULD WIN EVERY MASTERS