OLD MAN GOING TO THE RETIREMENT HOME
| Flag: | England |
| Registered: | February 12, 2023 |
| Last post: | May 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM |
| Posts: | 89 |
who's gonna IGL tho cause we all know Ethan cant call to have his life
Idk this Thomas guys has never really leaked anything before and it could be bait. No other credible reporters are posting about these roster moves and they're big news so I doubt they're 100% real leaks and maybe just educated guesses
WE HAVE A SMOKES PLAYER ON THE BENCH AND WE CHOSE TO PUT RUNNER FUCKING RUNNER ON SMOKES. He's never played smokes in his life and he is somehow more shit than ever on it
MY DREAM VAL TEAM
SMOKES/IGL - Redgar
SENTINEL - Apoth
FLEX - Killes
DUELIST - D3FFO
INITIATOR - Zeek
He is definitely up there
I rewatched it and I can't see what made them replay it
NRG GONNA FARM LEV FOR FREE Rossy is my bossy cant a acrossy the skibidi C9 shitta rosta
Get Monyet place 3rd then drop him for a military service dodging jinggg
can't play any normal comps to save their life
lose to a shitty DFM roster
sign a new player who isnt a sage reyna raze onetrick just to not even play them
The falloff is crazy
LOLQUID CANT EVEN BEAT SOME NOOBS LIKE M8's they aint gonna be in the league next year so how are you losing lads. drop him like a fish then he cooks you up in a dish Kamyk is the GOAT Liquid cant float
2GOOD ESPORTS, NA IS DONE 2G IS HERE TO STAY WHAT AN EPIC PERFORMANCE ON ALL LEVELS JUMPING INTO CYPHER TRIPS IS THE NEW META 2G 2G 2G 2G 2G 2G
XEPPPA MORE LIKE SHIITA FNS ARE YOU OK
I bet Helen Keller could rank the teams better with these pacific frauds how do we think RRQ and Nongshim are good when anyone with a brain can tell they're mid
Valorant Kings: The Reign of Asia
From the neon streets where legends rise,
Asia stands with fire in its eyes.
Tact and skill, a flawless plan,
Every duel—a master’s hand.
Blades flash bright in Kyoto’s night,
Seoul’s precision—deadly sight.
Shanghai’s ghosts move fast, unseen,
With perfect aim and strategy keen.
EMEA? A region lost,
Once had glory, now it’s tossed.
Their teams? A fleeting dream,
Drowning in an Asian stream.
No more trophies, no more light,
Just frag clips lost in hopeless fights.
Asia’s throne is carved in stone,
Valorant’s world is ours alone.
I will write a poem about how amazing Asia is and that EMEA is a 0 team region with no hopes of ever winning a trophy again
nuh uh vitality winnin it all
THESE TEAMS ARE ASS. How are we letting T1 make a top 3
they aint in T2 anymore
LOSING TO LIQUID LMAO NEAREST AIRPORT 0 TEAM REGION
Gotta beat up the poor Chinese second seed to get a win liquid will show the true frauds tomorrow
The first liquid game took longer than this series
NOOB 0-2 ROSTER WASHED UP CAUSE NO TENZ NO TROPHY XD
1 TEAM COUNTRY CANT EVEN BEAT ZELLSIS XD
IF LEV NEVER DROPPED HIM THEY WOULD HAVE WON CHAMPS XD LOOOOL
THEY AINT BACK G2 WILL SLAP THEM TOMORROW MIBR ARE A BUNCH OF T2 NOOBS CARRIED BY ASPAS
CAN YOU GET THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR TO PLAY VAL WITH ME WE WOULD WIN EVERY MASTERS
ALL 3 LIQUID FANS THINKING THEYRE GONNA MAKE IT NEED TO BE CHECKED CAUSE HERETICS WILL SLAP THEM
BEST TEAM EVER CLEARS EVERYONE EASY WINS GG BATTLE FOR SECOND
I smoke 20 a day, does Bang do that? NO therefore i am 20x more qualified to smoke on the job lets go SEN sign me by tomorrow or im going to C9
DOMINATION of SLOP
I am a very good flash player in my ranked games, I'm always throwing the best flashes and I dont blind my team that much. I'm not a washed noob that has to rely on clove to get kills so I provide value to the team. my references are my platinum teammates Muffixy and Osteole who can confirm that my flashing abilities far exceed the requirement to join a bottom feeder C9 roster as in premier I am A flash god.
Thank you - spyQT The Flash God
NA Furia clears the only thing keeping them from last are the Brazilian orphanage orgs and 100T
Gentle Mates number 1 and they won a close game against Apeks so Apeks second best team
It's 1 game lad I doubt they'll be awful all year
if Vitality is shit ill write a SEN glaze poem
3 of the worst valorant rounds ive seen since watching KOI
The shit org reveals its 5th player WOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW
Profek waved at GX then proceeded to lose every round afterwards
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