well well well

PUT THE NA ROSTER BACK IN

thought this was a suicide note on vlr.gg by the title

least obvious bait. oxy is overrated btw

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/0f64a27b

Am I cooking?

Truly the Lakia of Valorant

the Lakia of Valorant strikes again

I can picture the matchup now. Map 1, Bind. MIBR are down 2-4, they need to come up with something to stop LEV from snowballing the half. Mazin has an idea. He holds TAB to check the economy. "Hey ShahZam, you have ult for this next round. I think we should-"

.."I know, Matheus."

The voice channel goes silent. Mazin is seen squirming in his Secret Lab gaming chair, intimidated by the intellectual superiority of the one and only Shahzeb Khan. How could he have disrespected him like that?

"Mazin, I'd know you'd never say that to me in real life."

Mazin looks over about 12 feet to his left. "I deeply apologize, my lustrous blonde king. Please, guide us." ShahZam confidently smirks. "Here's what we're going to do. We're all going to hit A through short. We're going to overwhelm Aspas on site."

At the plan executes, something awakes within Aspas. He remembers the tweets. The banter. "Dogshit region..." zombs words echo in his mind. He can't let ShahZam beat him. Not this time. Not ever. He gets four kills, leaving the last player, ShahZam, to be stabbed in the back by a flanking C0M. Absolute cinema.

Dear BuZz, my world, my glorious king,

You played amazing today. I loved every moment of it. The way your Jett knives elegantly strike the domes of these tier 2 pigs brings great pleasure to my dopamine receptors. The smooth movements your hand makes across the fine fabric mousepad fills me up with awe. I shall always support you, my glorious king. ♥️ 👑

Hear ye! To BuZz, my star, my wonderful silence.

is your whole life this joyless

my prediction for this game:

NRG and Sentinels are on map 3. NRG is down 12-0. FNS looks frazzled, bewildered even, by the strats that Kaplan has cooked up. Suddenly, he feels a grumbly in his tummy. It's the Taco Bell DoorDash from last night. He rushes to the bathroom. The tech pause timer runs out after 20 minutes. When all hope was lost, NRG heard a voice behind them. "Nah, I'd win." It's BLD yay, ready to game. He instalocks Chamber and aces. Every single round. TenZ is spotted weeping in his iBUYPWR gaming chair, knowing whats about to come. NRG win 14-12 and guarantee a loss against MiBR next week.

2-0 PRX, Jinggg drops 55

It will go to OT on G2's map pick but PRX will win easily on their map pick

1/3 Chinese frauds out of Masters, 2 more to go

just cause your team didnt qualify doesnt mean its a mickey mouse toruney

nrg dogshit stay broke

M80 2-0 vs MID

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⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

PLAYER: QCK1
STATUS: FRAUDULENT

REMOVE FROM VCT AT EARLIEST NOTICE.

WHAT COLOR IS IIIIIT

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Tom Misch // What Kinda Music

EG 3-2 G2 calling it now

4/5 ACEND frauds out of VCT

They're literal criminals LOL

who let you cook

immortal

So i dont think its weird, its just different. Maybe different is good

Yeah, I feel like nitr0 needs to grind Astra. While he definitely has been practicing, not mastered it yet. Also, triple initiator? As long as it includes, Skye it should be okay. Metas change all the time.