ASPAS IS THE GREATEST TO EVER TOUCH THE GAME, DON'T EVER DOUBT HIM, YOU DB.
This man could 1v9 with a Classic and a dream. He breathes different air. Oxygen turns into pure skill the moment it enters his lungs. You put aspas in a 1v5, and it becomes a 1v1—because the other four already accepted their fate.
His crosshair placement is scientifically classified as divine intervention. NASA analyzed his flicks and concluded that they operate outside the laws of physics.
Aspas doesn’t warm up; he lets the lobby cool down.
His opponents don’t have bad games; they just had the misfortune of queuing into the Messiah of Mechanics.
If aspas switched to Minecraft, he’d find a way to headshot people with a pickaxe.
If he played CS2, they’d have to rename it Aspas2.
If he played League, Faker would retire.
If he played chess, Magnus Carlsen would uninstall.
Some say Chamber was nerfed because aspas’ presence alone made him a tier 0 agent.
His Jett dashes are poetry in motion. If art museums had esports exhibitions, his clips would be framed.
When aspas dies in-game, it's actually a visual bug.
He doesn't need comms, he doesn't need strats, he doesn't need a warm-up. All he needs is a mouse and a reason.
Aspas could solo queue into a bot match and still find a way to clutch a 1v5. (WE JUST WATCHED IT HAPPEN)
WHEN THE WORLD ENDS, THE ONLY THINGS LEFT WILL BE COCKROACHES AND ASPAS' IMPACT.
YOU DOUBTED HIM? YOU THOUGHT HE FELL OFF? APOLOGIZE. REPENT. ACCEPT THAT ASPAS IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE HIM.
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