but yeah maybe the rest of them want me

its these two w*men that keep saying it

poeple

pretty high chance you arent even from greenland too

not making the assertion that I am from a different country and I am very open about me being american, just representing another culture that I interact with and enjoy, its something that plenty of people on vlr do. also america is a young country built on immigration and people mixing their cultures together, so of course they talk about their heritage

They say it's because I look gay and we just talk in circles

Milflover92 is gonna show up and she is gonna show you exactly what I'm talking about

yeah they are so fucking peak, if you ever go to prague you gotta peep their pastry game

poeple

everyone I meet says I look gay but I'm not (I do appreciate a good looking guy though), why is this a thing, what does "looking gay" even mean

meaning to ask but why are you international?

c0nadaman onlyfans?

polish to us, curious

honestly leaning kinda polish on this, wish america would annex the whole thing so we can make the shitshow of a situation patriotic

the fact that he was open to the possibility gives us an in

yeah their flag is the coolest and I like their pastries

I only watched apac when it came to internationals last year so I couldnt really comment on them, is their issue that they regress during internationals or is their playstyle too puggy to work against higher level competition

I got both czech and polish family but I live in america, that gives me 3 flag options, what should I run with?

thanks for an actual response, their comps honestly look troll asf but ill keep an eye on them just because they sound fun

!babyoil

also why are prx fans gassing their team up so hard, they really dont look that good

cool

i do during the regular season and sometimes during the off season, i just havent been recently. !oilup

then why nxt flair c0nadaman?

for apac some up and coming sleeper players but also a general explanation of china as I have no clue who is actually good other than edg and fpx

this is especially pointed towards up and coming t2 players but also the general scene in reference to china

I am sorely uninformed about both apac and china and honestly I want to rectify that so I can enjoy their games as well as properly assess their fantasy value

only looking at americas but no nrg is insane, they have so much money they deserve to be in just for the health of the scene, my selection of orgs is actually really close to what riot has but instead of EG and mibr i would make G2 and galorys residents

the bigger and richer the org, the more bureaucracy and corruption is in the decision making, it feel like liquid is bad because of how big they are and their lack of understanding the valo scene

i do not appreciate your presence!

at least you dont have to deal with jamppi anymore

nah they are surely still a latam representative right gang?

liquid is so ass that i consider nats washed just by his association with them

honestly a disasterclass that there isnt a viet team in apac as both him and the region deserves at least one team

free my bro from this shit ass team and region 😭🙏

keep in mind I am unmedicated and dangerous today so thats why these are so whack

Very based and real ranking
---Locks---

1. G2 (Making an insane roster even better)
2. SEN (Read G2)
   ---Contenders---
3. LEV (Hard cope but I believe this roster has close to the same amount of firepower as last year but just spread out across more players instead of going all in on aspas)
4. KRU (Good roster made better, keznit is still one of the goats)
5. MIBR (Aspas)
6. 100t (Honestly I just get bad vibes and I feel like last year was a fluke, minor downgrade from bang too)
7. EG (Insane firepower and potential under the goat coach)
8. NRG (I do not trust s0m or fenis, same thing has 100t, just a bad vibes thing)
   ---We Ball---
9. C9 (Oxy and v1c are the future but the uncs of the team need to go)
   ---br0nzil---
10. 2G (Big question mark but the state of brazil just makes me sad)
11. LOUD (Without saadhak I have lost all faith in this org and team)
12. Furia (F0ria)

i will be going evil mode! 🤬

this post got me banned! @gamergirl you will pay for this!!!!!!!!!!!

proud of my work yk

yeah, first thing i do unbanned is bump this too

why are they brazilian now, can someone send a death threat to them in my name

hello what about me

when looking at neon holistically it feels like her issues comes not from the entry ability but their incredible potential to isolate duels and snowball off of that, the slide nerf is something that has been enabling that playstyle allowing for close to no risk swings and taking that away makes her reliant on the stun to win a gunfight, something that she only has one of now. the vertical strafe is just a minor qol change that minimizes some of her toxic elements with jumppeaks that are impossible to contest and make the ult easier to hit

i could go in to details if someone cares enough to ask

makes her somewhat clunky without addressing the toxic parts of her kit. I would revert both the slide and strafe changes because it makes her way too good at dueling and completely breaks the ult. other than that I think she is fine, really good but not obnoxious

swap ability keybinds for no reason

🔴

you already know they are gonna choke this shit so hard

random ai generated astronaut was 🔥idk why people dont fw it