Masters Moscow
Masters Jerusalem
Masters Xinjiang

Nothing will go wrong, and there would be no controversy

Eg is the easiest team to do transfers for, they have the biggest concentration of frauds in americas. Other than Derek and jawgemo you could make an argument for multiple tier 2 players to take their spot. Yes you can say all you want that Potter can do talent development and make them better(she's a great coach) but why not just get better players to begin with

Top tier football banter

Chip shop in Coventry that turned into a meme

Pick g2 to win both games(realistic) then cope your favourite of the teams through the lower bracket. Or just full cope for your favourite team. If the group is hard just throw something at the wall

It would be much better to be at the binley mega chippy

Ahh yes because that's what we look for in platchat, when Bren looks like he's having a schizo moment when he talks about sen from all the edibles

:3 hewwo UwU Denji chan

1%

0/8

1. Slough
2. Scunthorpe
3. Luton
4. Birmingham
5. Penistone
6. Glasgow
7. Skegness
8. Clacton
9. Salford
10. Norwich

Someone lift me off my feet - pond

13. SentiLULs
14. Fraudviatan
15. Gold2
16. KRY

Sen vs kru, so Sen could get grouped at champs again by kru. Sen could be cycling through win masters event, don't go to second masters, get grouped at champs, become irrelevant for 2 more years

So are c9 so they should be closer

Nrg is too low, they were only 1 round away from beating c9 and making playoffs

Why did you put sen/lev, if you can't choose say top 5

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It's crazy to think the players that guild had. Unfortunately koldamenta had them play at a snail pace

Kc made a point of signing engh for longer, extending his contract. He isn't leaving any time soon

Bro is in the uk(we just woke up)

I'd argue that the original expression for the word hole will have been the hole in the ground. This means that that is a hole and you are coping

Yeah I agree, I've seen them on the side but for some reason laptop companies have a massive boner for making the laptops thin which makes any side fans smaller

The reason is probably to improve airflow. Believe it or not, laptops are usually placed on tables/ flat surfaces. This means that you gt better airflow when the fan isn't on the bottom(I don't actually know this is just a theory.... a laptop theory)

Bro aspas could be on any team and still carry, that man is just built different

Uwayyyyyyyy INGERLAND, CAM ON INGERLAND

😔 🥲🥲🥲

Ex 100T player boostio, now in retirement after that furia game

Start actually liking something anything at all rather than being a constant hater. People like asuna yuuki are bad but at least they like a team

It'll be fine

Not instantly, if you knew a team always did that the opposing team could anti you by not buying anything second round and having a really big bonus, they probably will after hope for the round is gone

Hello americas creatures!
I was wondering who you would replace jonahP with after a bad tournament from him, he has to go. Is there any other talent in americas? Same for trent, maybe replace him for a Brazilian talent?

#SHITPOSTCITY

-samhatts

A really smart cow

Similar to the chances of you being assassinated by a cow, they are low but never 0

Hello back again with another hot take, these currently are the most overrated and overhyped teams in shitmericas currently:

1. Sentinels - Sentinels is always overrated due to all of the tenz fan boys, didn't even make this masters yet their fans will still yap to no end.

2. 100T - 100 frauds with botsio getting pounded when they can't win bind. Asuna I'm sure is still making sure that the bomb is down. TETHER DEFAULT TETHER DEFAULT, ringing through eeiu's ears.

3. LEV - Only good player on the team is aspas. Got rid of nzr for a man that is flanking to timbuktu. T0x is highly hit or miss. Kingg is a fake igl, I bet he's getting c0m to call instead to mask his shortcomings.

-samhatts

#SHITPOSTCITY

By that logic, bleed vs furia grand finals of champs

Yoru tps might be limited due to tping off the map, also astra > omen on this map. If astra is not better here astra suck needs to be reverted cause that means astra is straight up bad at this point

Nah, it will be for prx/fpx though

I feel like abyss could be jett astra sova cypher skye

Just in case you missed the games, they came third

I wouldn't be too excited for my region if the top contender is g2😭

So is texture the only good duelist in the world in your opinion?

It would be cursed, most the players wouldn't get a visa ,I chose these as a joke cause they'd be terrible. A Chinese team would win Moscow cause none of the others would be able to turn up💀

Masters 1 - Moscow
Masters 2- Kabul
Champs - Slough

Bruh, who isn't fodder from your perspective then, and why wasn't their team where boostio was

It's because last year 2 were in americas, next year there will probably be one in americas given none this year

The choke points are wide, and the map is big so astra>omen. Imo sova instead of breach

Miniboo is probably hyped, he plays neon anyways

INGERLAND🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🗣🗣🗣🗣 UUUUUUUWAAAAYYYYYYYY.

Losing every 1vX situation kind of says something about discipline don't you think? It is a skill not to lose up man positions(prx trolls them constantly)