Your attempts at prose
Are pathetic indeed,
Before you trumpet your drivel
Do first learn to read.

You try to impress,
Put on an illusion of sophistication.
But that meaningless jumble of words
Hardly surpasses an ape’s communication.

Truly it is curious,
That you would attack a stranger unprovoked.
I can only assume it is the lashing out
Of one spurned, unwanted, unbeloved.

And though you hide behind your screen,
Desperate to maintain a faceless exterior.
I see right through you,
And I see one who feels so inferior.

Come on, at least give it four lines and make it rhyme, you ain’t even trying at this point

😭 I forgot 😭

Rossy to team vitality, replacing kicks on the flex role and fixing their igl issues. This team goes on to win every event in 2025 (This came to me in a dream)

Hmm to me rossy, oxy and v1c are all more valuable than xeppa, also I said him cuz he plays a more similar role to rossy than moose

Rossy’s agent pool+fragging+value as an igl makes this seem really unlikely to me, it’s not as if there are any standout unsigned t2 talents. Even if there are roles issues or whatnot affecting the team, surely you drop someone like xeppa first, no?

Surely C9 dropping rossy is #1 right? He literally topfragged every game in RBHG, all while IGLing. I truly cannot understand this move, there’s no way c9 are higher than a d-tier team now

Medical personnel here, you are actually born with all the blood you’ll ever have and if the blood leaves your body you should try and suck it back in because otherwise you’ll slowly shrivel up and die if you lose too much blood throughout your life. Hope this helps!

Get a life

ITS LITERALLY THE SAME 4 AGENTS EVERY MATCH SO WHY ARE WE SWITCHING ROLES EVERY SINGLE TIME JSJDBSJWJWHEHHEWJ

ALG trying to keep a consistent roster and roles challenge (Impossible)

Would’ve been a 2-0 with L4CE, just saying

“Current russ aim”
Bro has literally gone -11, +1, -7 and -19 in his games in split 2 and his only positive game is against bleed 💀

Just by the rating you’d think NS won by like 13-6 Lolololol

Zekken - $4 (Duelist)
Shao - $4 (Smokes)
Trent - $2 (Init)
Kingg - $3 (Igl, Flex)
Rossy - $2 (Senti, Hype guy)

Bonus: -Trent + Cloud

Can’t wait for Sen to 13-3 Lev on split again

CHIPI 💥💯🔊 CHIPI👍🥰🤪😋 CHAPA 💗💖🤪😋🔊 CHAPA 💯🥰👌💙 DUBI 🦄✨🧨💗😍 DUBI 😍😍😍🔊💯✨💖💖 DABA 👍💋🔊🤯🎉 DABA 🧨💗💖💖💙 MAGICÒ MÍ 🙋‍♂️💖💖💗🧨 DUBI 💙💙🎉🎉🦄 DUBI BOOM 🧨💥🧨 BOOM 🧨💥🧨 BOOM 🧨💥🧨 BOOM🧨💥🧨

*least

Kush is also an igl no?

Also the guy that I’m talking about PROBABLY did it by declaring depression, the issue with that is that it’s on a permanent record and may affect you in the future like when ur applying for a job

PES F don’t need, E9 and above need

I mean it’s honestly easier than you might think, I know a guy who had a broken finger during bmt and somehow managed to push all the way to PES F, the main issue is it’s really frowned upon and most families won’t allow it

Idk but I’d assume it’s either an over-exaggeration of some real but relatively minor issue, or he declared depression

Pes F moment🤭

Isn’t this literally against t4 teams lol? Of course any good player would farm

Yeah but for retla those stats are just from too long ago to be using now, it’s like if you compared current yay to prime yay…

I see where you’re coming from, however that was 2022 and retla’s performance hasn’t nearly been as good since. Retla literally also played in VCL last year and had a rating of 0.99(excluding groups), whereas egoist had a rating of 1.09(top 4 excluding bleed players who absolutely dominated the event). Same in split 1(egoist 1.16 rating, retla 0.86). So maybe 2022 retla>egoist but currently egoist is definitely the better player

Agree with zest > crazyguy but imo egoist > retla, egoist was crazy good on x10 last year and still did pretty well in the games bleed lost

Sacy has gone negative in the last 9 series SEN have played 🥲

Monyet and Lakia top fragging, Texture and Karon negative, wtf is going on?

The best team of all time on this map, and it’s not even close

Wtf is going on

2 out of these 3 literally aren’t even their teams’ main smokes player

So are FS just full trolling with their comps now or what?

The crazy thing is vitality were only 4 kills up on sunset even though it was a 13-3

You’re mentally ill if u think GE is anything above bottom 2

Out of all the possible takes to have, this might be the worst one

LMAO imagine not having your only competent player 😂
This team would get 13-0ed by DFM

My guy they literally just beat the second best team in the world, this is NOT the time

Nooooo😭

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Wait this new FS team wins ascension no?

Imo:
Mada > sym
Aproto > v1c
Best version of the roster would be moose instead of v1c

New SR roster reveal?

OXG clears

This is the most braindead take I’ve ever seen

The rest of the team knew they couldn't win playoffs with dephh's igling so they purposely threw their last two matches to force him to be dropped. Truly a 5head strat

Cryo is back on form, gg NRG nice try

Mibr losing to Sen was DEFINITELY not an upset LMAO

Worst team in Americas after this week?