Bottsi 🗿

I don't follow those scenes and idk any of the players. (other than PRX, DRX, and EDG)

blud y0y > anything else

i do agree putting 0 in a name doesnt make it automatically funny.
People have been using L0ss and D0rke tho so i just put them there

nuh uh

but Fartpiss

AMERICAS

NRG:
Victor = victoot - cocktor
Crashies = poopies - trashies
Demon1 = Semen1 - diamond1

LOUD:
Less = L0ss
Tuyz = Pooyz

Leviatan:
aspas = Asspiss
tex = sex
C0M = Cum

Sentinels:
TenZ = t0nz
Zellsis = Zellshits
Johnqt = J0hnpoopie
Sacy = $acy
Pancada = Botcada

Cloud9:
OXY = COXY
wippie = Whiffy
lead = Loaf

G2:
neT = n0T

100T:
Boostio = Boosted?
Asuna = Assuna

FURIA:
mwzera = mwzer0 - memezera

KRU:
idk💀

EG:
idk either

MIBR:
artzin = fartzin?

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EMEA

FUT:
cNed = cN00b
MrFalin = Mr Falling

Heretics:
Boo = Boob
MiniBoo = Mini Boob

GiantX:
Fit1nho = Shit1nho

KC:
N4RRATE = No rate? idk

NaVi:
ANGE1 = Ange0
Shao = Sha0
SUYGETSU = Shitgetsu
Ardiis = fartpiss

BBL:
idk

TL:
nAts = shAts

KOI:
Starxo = Shitxo

VIT:
Kicks = c0cks

M8:
idk

FNC:
Boaster = B0tster - toaster
Derke = D0rke
Chronicle = kkkkkronicle

HM: Blud y0y🗿

if you got more, lmk and i can edit them.

i have no clue who Kapiss is

i realized doing EVERYONE is unfunny(like what do i say for Victor other than vict0r, same with many other players) and takes too long. So ima do the funny ones

alr can you lose them again

ur getting ur stars back

Asuna is NOT overrated.
Everyone is hating on him (even 100T fans)

Okobotro 🗿

cNed

need help finding nicknames of every players (In EMEA and AMERICAS). I want to make a big post with all the player nicknames.
Dont give me the obvious ones like fartpiss, or cN00b.
Maybe more less used ones (or ones you came up with) like mezer0

till kickoff..

so close I can SMELL IT.

from what i can tell, if you aint hating on the teams from ur region, you aint from NA

lol

thats why i don't play the game but only watch.
Noone wants to play this map pool...

im literally here 🗿

i'm listening

4. Atakaptan

perma ban breeze

they had 5 players thats why.
its like a parabola and the max is 3

they only need 3 🥱🥱

victor

cNed

come up for air

you need skills in finding a way to ruin valorant esports while still acting like you are doing something good and not get fired.

Kinda like Ardiis in NRG but in a bigger scale

🐍🐍

1 or 3

Girls?

I would accept Leo and Chronicle aswell, i see their arguments.
Noone thinks Derke was the best 2023 tho...
No hate he is good, his teammates are just better tho

We made it yall 🙏🙏

Never seen that guy post

LETS GOOO

23 emea aint derke.
Anyone else (other than boaster) would be an acceptable answer

not yet. Maybe in VCT 2025/ end of VCT 2024
This year he has to grow and prove himself to be one of the best

cope

and we shifting into a kayo meta..
We eating good this season

Kayo is easily qRaxs.
When you think of Kayo, you think qRaxs

do not talk to a girl?
You got it!

only right answer, he controlled cNed's skill to a minimum so other teams had a chance

idk if that makes sense, it did in my head

bro cNed is in FUT not Bleed.
idk how you even it up.

yes officer this is the guy

oh 💀💀

Are you breeze? cuz everytime i see you i want to end it all

clear the bottom of the leaderboard maybe

DO NOT

i know we joking around but thats too far

Chipi Chapas > Spain split