no problem 🗿

i was originally going to say cNed masterclass, but that would be unfair to everyone else on the team.

this fire 🔥🔥never cook again 🔥🔥🔥

just wanted to remind you about the FUT masterclass thats going to happen in 9 days.

betting haram

thanks!

Turkey 👍

Can you link me it?

aight thanks

didnt fenis say he won't play unless he gets to pick the other 4 people?

oh i thought you meant their group. C9 100% wins against MIBR
yes C9 > Furia, i was doing a funny

if c9 lose, expected

I would be able to make a pc app. It just wouldn't have leagues with other people, i haven't learned how to code those yet.

is there a fantasy valorant app or something?

I just think it would be fun for 2024

how can he not be? it is the best region after all 🗿

I think rito should invent a cloning machine, clone yay 219 times and make every team 5x yay vs 5x yay.

no turk cares

we don't claim KOI as a valid T1 emea team

bro has canada flag and FPX flair.
he everywhere but emea fan

Norway flag + FPX flair looks nice.

ur name being shorter is also clean

PRX is in NJ?

hi conut, you seemed to have lost some numbers, changed you flag and flair.

crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and the rats made me crazy.

😡

we winning GC with this one

im trying to get FNS out of my head

don't really want to include coaches

@mods give the guy his cock back

well you got that!

https://www.vlr.gg/299208/players-funny-nicknames

Shoe for Sha0 maybe?

Bottsi 🗿

I don't follow those scenes and idk any of the players. (other than PRX, DRX, and EDG)

blud y0y > anything else

i do agree putting 0 in a name doesnt make it automatically funny.
People have been using L0ss and D0rke tho so i just put them there

nuh uh

but Fartpiss

AMERICAS

NRG:
Victor = victoot - cocktor
Crashies = poopies - trashies
Demon1 = Semen1 - diamond1

LOUD:
Less = L0ss
Tuyz = Pooyz

Leviatan:
aspas = Asspiss
tex = sex
C0M = Cum

Sentinels:
TenZ = t0nz
Zellsis = Zellshits
Johnqt = J0hnpoopie
Sacy = $acy
Pancada = Botcada

Cloud9:
OXY = COXY
wippie = Whiffy
lead = Loaf

G2:
neT = n0T

100T:
Boostio = Boosted?
Asuna = Assuna

FURIA:
mwzera = mwzer0 - memezera

KRU:
idk💀

EG:
idk either

MIBR:
artzin = fartzin?

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EMEA

FUT:
cNed = cN00b
MrFalin = Mr Falling

Heretics:
Boo = Boob
MiniBoo = Mini Boob

GiantX:
Fit1nho = Shit1nho

KC:
N4RRATE = No rate? idk

NaVi:
ANGE1 = Ange0
Shao = Sha0
SUYGETSU = Shitgetsu
Ardiis = fartpiss

BBL:
idk

TL:
nAts = shAts

KOI:
Starxo = Shitxo

VIT:
Kicks = c0cks

M8:
idk

FNC:
Boaster = B0tster - toaster
Derke = D0rke
Chronicle = kkkkkronicle

HM: Blud y0y🗿

if you got more, lmk and i can edit them.

i have no clue who Kapiss is

i realized doing EVERYONE is unfunny(like what do i say for Victor other than vict0r, same with many other players) and takes too long. So ima do the funny ones

alr can you lose them again

ur getting ur stars back

Asuna is NOT overrated.
Everyone is hating on him (even 100T fans)

Okobotro 🗿

cNed

need help finding nicknames of every players (In EMEA and AMERICAS). I want to make a big post with all the player nicknames.
Dont give me the obvious ones like fartpiss, or cN00b.
Maybe more less used ones (or ones you came up with) like mezer0

till kickoff..

so close I can SMELL IT.

from what i can tell, if you aint hating on the teams from ur region, you aint from NA

lol

thats why i don't play the game but only watch.
Noone wants to play this map pool...

im literally here 🗿