Is he Chinese?
| Flag: | South Korea |
| Registered: | July 28, 2024 |
| Last post: | August 14, 2024 at 6:31 PM |
| Posts: | 75 |
Found one of the three fans
Sentinels - Self explanatory; brain dead sen fans will ruin the site
G2 - Boring ass gameplay, boring ass players. Their 3 fans will rejoice
LEV - c0m winning back to back would be a nightmare
FNC - I respect the players and the team but FNC winning would mean y0nsu would be happy
TH - Ion like them
Trace - Would be nice; Always like a darkhorse run
DRX - About time DRX win
EDG - China first trophy would be cool
The only retarded people on this site are S0N fans
And if you get 5 of them together you get shitinluls
Yk it’s true bc talon wasn’t close to being relevant back then
Leo might drop 50 once every 20 maps or so and carry the 4 bums to a win
If you seriously care about what zelllsis thinks than you are probably a bum
When people I hate turn out to be truely despicable people
BET ON FPX TO BEAT SEN RN
3x ODDS FREE MONEY
ANTI GOVERNOR PROPAGANDA !!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
DELETE ACCOUNT AND FF IRL
This is what a real duelist is
Never compare yourself to the goat ever again
The day is August 3rd, 2024. Talon esports face leviathan in the opening of group C of valorant champions 2024, the culmination of the valorant competitive tour 2024. Both teams enter the stage, the maps are chosen
Abyss
Haven
Lotus
The game begins.
The game starts off with a bang as Aspas gets a 4K pistol round. This moment would go on to define the map as talon esports go on to lose the half 12-0 Yet, switching sides, it seems that talon finally find their stride as they are up 3v1 on the attack pistol, with the only player left standing for leviathan being com, who has had a quiet performance thus far going 5/6. Yet, in this crucial moment, he strikes, flanking through attacker spawn and catching all three members of talon off guard.
One, two, three. The Korean crowd goes wild. Leviathan take map one 13-0
Haven boasts a similar story as the map before, as leviathan ride their momentum from the previous map to win 12 consecutive flawless rounds, closing out the half 12-0 once more.
The crowd is stunned, having witnessed this embarrassing showing from talon. The local law enforcement is holding out nearby getting ready to arrest the players of leviathan for statutory rape in a public setting. Primmie has it the worst, having been put into a serious of seizures since the third round.
As the clock ticks down, and the teams switch sides, the coms of talon esports are silent, not a single word uttered cept for the occasional “Hsgeywbd” from primmie. Then, out of nowhere, a voice is heard, the unmistakeable voice of the one and only Peter “Governor” No.
“Guys, if we are good, prove it now.”
With these simple words, the roster of talon are rejuvenated once more.
“Yeah guys,” Crws resonates
“Let’s get this win” says jitboys
“We got this” follows ban
“Fuehvxghebd ” replies primmie, convulsing back and forth
The game resumes. Talon esports claw their way back into the game, winning round by round, eventually winning the map 14-12 in overtime.
Lotus too is hard fought as both teams fight back and forth. .
The score is tied 11-11. Talon decides to execute c site. Yet, holding the site is aspas, who, with a deagle, one taps four players of talon, leaving only one behind: governor, at 1hp.
With one hp to his name, governor picks up the vandal of his fallen comrad.
He lines up the first two, then two more. Suddenly it’s down to a 1v1 against com, who is flanking like the round before, and the round before that, and the round before that one. But this time, it is expected. With the last of his bullets, governor styles on com, as he flicks him with a 360. Talon win the round 12-11. “Fucking shitters” governor mumbles under his breath.
With their mentality shattered and economy in the dust, talon take the map and win the match 2-1.
Devastated, Aspas can do nothing but watch in horror and jealousy as governor and ban make out passionately wondering where everything went wrong…
My goat never wipes cuz he ain’t let no shit bother him 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
idk I am silver and I can safely say that I can control my spray better than he can
He is a great player but needs to work on his spray control
Unit. Design was sick and encounters made the game fun
Talon should qualify as first seed
Geng 2-0 SEN
FPX 2-1 TH (minipoo shits the bed)
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Find light in the beautiful sea, I choose to be happy
You and I, you and I, we're like diamonds in the sky
You're a shooting star I see, a vision of ecstasy
When you hold me, I'm alive, we're like diamonds in the sky
I knew that we'd become one right away
Oh, right away
At first sight I felt the energy of sun rays
I saw the life inside your eyes
So shine bright, tonight, you and I
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye, so alive
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)
Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)
Shining bright like a diamond
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)
Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)
Shining bright like a diamond
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Palms rise to the universe as we moonshine and molly
Feel the warmth, we'll never die, we're like diamonds in the sky
You're a shooting star I see, a vision of ecstasy
When you hold me, I'm alive, we're like diamonds in the sky
At first sight I felt the energy of sun rays
I saw the life inside your eyes
So shine bright, tonight, you and I
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye, so alive
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)
Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)
Shining bright like a diamond
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)
Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)
Shining bright like a diamond
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
So shine bright, tonight, you and I
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye, so alive
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)
Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)
Shine bright like a diamond, oh-oh, yeah
Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)
Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Sadly MIT rejects him bc at this point he has taken not a gap year but a gap decade
NeT ends up working at the local burger king
There is no cope here, only change I will make is that talon will qualify as first seed
sayonara perfect player
(governor clears him tho)
LMAO I was wondering who would be this retarded
Then I remember its the guy who can't keep his cock in his pants
Because governor was not playing (If he was there he would have 1v5ed every team 26-0)
placed in the easiest group
played two of the worst teams in playoffs
dodged fnc who they were undefeated against them
almost lost to a sleep deprived Loud
It isn't a fluke, but people give the win way more merit than it deserves
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