nooomy
Flag: England
Registered: February 10, 2024
Last post: February 15, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Posts: 5662
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I thought u were talking tier 1, it was a bit ambiguous lmao

posted 18 minutes ago

we dont know the games yet no?

posted 22 minutes ago

I think they just assume hobby is something that you spend all your free time doing

I play chess while taking a shit, its still a hobby of mine even tho I do it for like 20 mins at a time

Obviously if you neglect other aspects of your life to post full-time on vlr (cough Berlinglazer and delighted) then obviously youre wasting your life a bit

but like, if you enjoy watching esports then there genuinely isnt any issue with you coming onto the site and talking to people who share your interests with you

posted 1 hour ago

you are retarded but youll grow out of it

posted 1 hour ago

watching esports and talking about it with other people is a hobby, yeah

posted 1 hour ago

thats ever dumber, youre implying that life is "over for you" by spending your free time enjoying your hobby, itll get better lil bro i promise

posted 1 hour ago

this is the most obvious 15-year-old response ever

posted 1 hour ago

aint no way we got veronikas sister on vlr

posted 18 hours ago

Papa MIBR please! I need more firepower! Aspas, Zekken, Verno and Mazino not enough! need all 5 players to be top 2 in their roles!

posted 19 hours ago

Boostio at least made losing fun and less painful, I miss the pig king so much

posted 19 hours ago

Joke post aside I think the core SHOULD be around for a long time, but the core has shifted from Asuna/bang/Cryo to Timo/Vora/Cryo now.

I think my main issue with Asuna is that I think the guy just shrivels under pressure in a way that 6 year veterans shouldnt. I hate hating on the guy but in the 10 series 100T have played to end a stage/ global event during the franchise era, he has gone negative in all of them.

I get he's a great teammate, and selfless, and all of his teams and coaches love playing with the guy but there comes a point where the process/ practice should be ignored in favour of the results. Like I said I hate using the same scapegoat for years now because every time it just feels like dogpiling onto the easy target but it genuinely baffles me how long of a leash the dude has

as for bang, idk man the guy is good but it just feels like we know how its gonna play out with him (and Asuna by extension too). Hes gonna show up, make some cool plays but ultimately fall short.

What I hate more than most is that we were promised a rebuild but it just feels the same as always. Kickoff was definitely better this year and maybe im being reactionary but it just feels like we were promised a "new look thieves" but we decided to run it back with the core from 23 and 24 and surprise surprise! the same issues that core had back then reared their ugly head.

but yeah, everyones always gonna be reactionary after a loss so maybe I change my opinion but it is what it is

posted 19 hours ago

this guy is a renowned Cryo hater so I think he saw the name Cryo and just saw red and didnt bother to read the rest

posted 20 hours ago

its the start of 2027... Riot has conducted their reevaluation. Their criteria to stay in the league? you have to have made an international during the franchise era.

Cloud9 out.

with their entire team becoming free agents, there is one valorant team that swoops in and steals some amazing signings...

100T Timotino on duelist
100T vora on initiator
100T Cryo on sentinel
100T OXY on smokes/ second duelist after d00mbr0s pulls a masterclass and teaches him the role
100T v1c on flex playing second sentinel, second initiator (1.11 rating in 1064 rounds on breach, 1.11 rating in 1240 rounds of KAYO, 1.05 rating in 895 rounds of skye) and second smokes

the team is star-studded, expectations high, but they have an all-star coaching staff to guide them through.

And in the end, they still get 4th regionally after choking a map 3 lead.

Absolute cinema.

posted 20 hours ago

berlin doesnt get 126 kills in 3 series man

posted 20 hours ago

that being said I think the more unbreakable record he set was breaking the record in back to back series, I dont think anyone else will ever do that again

posted 20 hours ago

it will eventually, thats just the nature of records

posted 20 hours ago

do you like Asuna or not LifeDiff?

posted 20 hours ago

him and Guardy were two bright spots for KOI academy, pika is a really promising Argentinian IGL too (looking at LOUD and KRU if saadhak looks like he has the last two years

posted 21 hours ago

Cryo wasnt even that bad at yoru when he played him, 1.07 rating 1.13 KD. Obviously not his best agent but would allow him to perma OP and they could have doombros spam vod review to help him learn tech

posted 21 hours ago

what do I do with this information

posted 21 hours ago

not ALL 100T flairs bucko

posted 21 hours ago

fent

posted 21 hours ago

SCAT think im tuff. it is what i wanted. why do i feel so empty?

posted 21 hours ago

but you understand why they say this right? He has been on the team for 6 years after all, yet the team still falls short time after time. I dont agree he is a shit player but at the same time there has to be a point where you trust the process TOO much, and you need to look at results.

regardless, 100T arent the type to make sudden changes and he will have stage 1 at minimum to turn it around

but as the famous saying goes, fool me once shame on you, fool me 9 times shame on me

posted 21 hours ago

Timotino is 18 and Cryo was top 5 rated going into the series (he dropped but is still top 10)

posted 21 hours ago

dreams are more fun to chase than to achieve 💔💔

posted 21 hours ago

bro forgot the Boostio 1 stage wonder 💔

posted 21 hours ago

100T are terrible and by that metric NRG arent much better but just let them enjoy their win man

posted 21 hours ago

you might wanna sit down veronika...

posted 22 hours ago

why would you edit your comment to say this

posted 22 hours ago

ofc a jobless bum like you would say that getting no money is a good thing

posted 22 hours ago

title 😭

posted 22 hours ago

flair man

posted 23 hours ago

how could he have farmed nova esports? they are chinese??

posted 1 day ago

watching themaniel relapse into being a shit vlr user after all the rehab to become a valuable member of this website 💔💔💔💔💔

posted 1 day ago

if they lose the 2nd bo5 then the 3rd team will have a minimum of 8 maps of anti

posted 1 day ago

its like a truth fart at best bro

posted 1 day ago

bonkar has already cleared his legacy

posted 1 day ago

you arent being paid for impressions bro give it up already

posted 1 day ago

pussy fartzin

posted 1 day ago

@king_bob

posted 1 day ago

we need to get past NRG first bro lmaoo

posted 1 day ago

always-does-his-partzin

posted 1 day ago

plays-with-a-lot-of-heartzin

posted 1 day ago

work of artzin

posted 1 day ago

today he has been smartzin and not fartzin or shartzin

posted 1 day ago

so let me get this straight:

  • ENVY picks up wolves and forces them to transition
  • ENVY GC dominates in China GC circuit
  • ENVY GC wins GCC in dominant fashion
  • ENVY GC gets promoted to the main roster, avoiding import rules
  • All this so ENVY can lose quicker so we dont have to watch them play

fair enough, cant wait to watch SiuFatBooby and Jowoman go to work, maybe they could get Alvingirl too (Chinese flag on vlr)

posted 1 day ago

Im thinking about this bomb ass chinese food im eating for dinner actually

posted 1 day ago

damn you Leo Fartia!!!!

posted 1 day ago

thoughts on Asuna having a good performance today in a 100T win bob??

posted 1 day ago
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