nobody___100
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fuck champs b00j0ng
i'm down for emea tho

posted 11 months ago

prefer champs in nyc and masters in paris

posted 11 months ago

but caracas and kabul would?

posted 11 months ago

yes and neT will be dropped again

posted 11 months ago

no way 2 asia champs in a row

posted 11 months ago

masters san francisco
masters singapore
champions new york city

posted 11 months ago

yeah its not been working for me either, and there have been a few threads recently about this

posted 11 months ago

le0 fari0 wsg kindly resign

posted 11 months ago

nah its geogeo

posted 11 months ago

and poorex will?

posted 11 months ago

who would mada replace

posted 11 months ago

sayonara breaks bo5 kill record

posted 11 months ago

sadly won't happen, ohne will leave the call thinking that sayf is valorant's zywoo (true)

posted 11 months ago

ohne watching vct would go hard ngl
zywoo now zywhere?

posted 11 months ago

i feel like verno is more firepower than n4rrate tho
and n4rrate might not leave kc because its still tier 1 while verno easily could leave oxg in tier 2

posted 11 months ago

nrg management come i will give you a plan to make an actual superteam

if you want to win you need 4 shooters and fns. demon1 ethan s0m are all top 10 players, so just 1 more shooter needed. get rid of crashies, he's dead weight. oxg didn't qualify, so throw the bag at verno. alternatively, pick up n4rrate from kc. probably verno though. now with 4 players that will 100% place top 10 in the region, just pick up a good coach (potter, bonkar perhaps) and replace the remaining coaching staff with full time analysts that are immortal+ elo. now you have a team of 4 goated shooters and the biggest brain in the game. fns will carry attack side and individual plays from the 4 goats will carry the defense side. analysts + bonkar + 6th will help form the 10 mans roster that helped EG to win champs.

now the plan is simple. demon1 jett, s0m raze. ethan can cover yoru, verno on initiator. when demon1 is jett s0m will be smokes, when s0m is raze demon1 will be smokes. if s0m can't play raze well after 6 month off season, he should just retire to stream for the rest of his life. ascent will be consistent pick (attack side start but we saw insane attack sides from nrg with the fns roster this year). icebox, breeze, abyss will also be best maps. perhaps run jett on sunset/pearl as well.

if this roster can't win champs, fire management and ceo and hire a new ceo.

posted 11 months ago

only 1 team in top 5 tho lmfao

posted 11 months ago

what are you yapping
can you read?
1.6 not 0.16
0.16 is just low sense
1.6 is fucking wrist replacement surgery

posted 11 months ago

low effort bait
at least try to mix up the emojis

posted 11 months ago

doesn't matter if his take is valid
to fix d1rt we gotta fix his baiting
if nobody bites then he's gonna stop baiting trust

posted 11 months ago

j0nggg

posted 11 months ago

pauper rex

posted 11 months ago

canada should be mada fns tenz eeiu and marved

posted 11 months ago

the balls out part is fucking crazy
i was gonna go to france for a holiday some time in the future but now i might have to change it up

posted 11 months ago

and nobody gives a flying fuck about game changers
unless the teams actually get good and can play at a tier 2 level its just not worth watching
some players are capable of tier 2 or higher like flor but its useless when the teams are all mid

posted 11 months ago

le0 f0ria
this format would have a nice 200+ games in regionals alone

posted 11 months ago

shut up c0ck0ff one hit wonder team wouldn't be top 4 at 5 different international events across 3 years

posted 11 months ago

copenhagen fluke and champs 2022 crashies classic bad rng

posted 11 months ago

leo faria come

january - march - regular season 12 team round robin - top 3 teams go to masters 1.
late april - masters 1
late may - july - regular season v2 12 team round robin - top 3 teams go to masters 2 and top 2 go to champs
august - masters 2
september - early october - LCQ 10 teams round robin. top 2 go to champs with regular season #1 and #2
november - december - champs 16 team 4 groups as usual
off season is 3-4 weeks from end of champs mid-december to beginning of regular season in mid january

we have round-the-clock tier 1 valorant

posted 11 months ago

*incredibly common good take from goatbody

its okay d1rt i will fix you

posted 11 months ago

if we had yay we would have won tokyo and also champs

posted 11 months ago

insane that it will be a year since we last saw this map in rotation
of course r*t0 is consistently pumping out shit maps like assbyss and shitset
just bring back fracture

posted 11 months ago

wedid clears grubby

posted 11 months ago

demon1 on russia
reyna jett will win every map

posted 11 months ago

fuck this is site discussion mb

posted 11 months ago

why does it say under his name in stats that he's on some team called Toe

posted 11 months ago

you forget who is on vitality
there's no if
either sayf or trexx WILL drop 30 bombs every map

posted 11 months ago

sayf 1v5 ace clutch every other round and trexx will do the same on the rounds sayf can't do it

posted 11 months ago

no way trace is winning against sayf and trexx

posted 11 months ago
They've never fallen shorter than the top 4 in any international tournament they've qualified for.

well yes because they've never been to an international tournament

posted 11 months ago

i'd rather have dfm vs bleed or mibr vs furia every day of the off season over nothing at all

posted 11 months ago

f0rsaken is known as a high sens player but his edpi is somewhere in the 500s
this is more than double wtf

posted 11 months ago

what the fuck
1280 edpi
?????

posted 11 months ago

j0nggg

posted 11 months ago

yay was a god at his peak
with a good team and coach he will be at the very least a good player

posted 11 months ago

nah man i had to google translate that
only indian language i can understand is tamil (spoken not written)

posted 11 months ago

nobody in their right mind is replacing leo
#1 initiator ITW

posted 11 months ago

winners and deciders for group stages
playoffs 1 AM games but not 4 AM games
skip everything after August 17 cuz SAT is a week after
watch Grand final (its after SAT)

posted 11 months ago
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