ninjaturtle
Flag: India
Registered: November 27, 2023
Last post: April 27, 2026 at 11:51 AM
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Bro don't give bonkar ideas

posted 1 month ago

Any team that wins the Upper Final is gonna win the tournament period

posted 1 month ago

I wonder what team would be considered the home team for London. Maybe FNATIC? I mean they're headquartered in the UK but only have one British player.
If FNC make it though, I'd expect them to receive tons of cheers whenever they play.

posted 1 month ago

Chobra's team
s0m's team
FNS' team
Shanks' team

posted 1 month ago

Yeah they're the only CN team in the world right now that aren't utter trash. Today they just ran into PRX's best map and somehow lost steam in the second half on Pearl, probably overthought a lot of PRX's defense setups. All good however, it's their first event

posted 1 month ago

It's the same as being 6-1 up in a ranked game and typing "Y'all are shit" in all chat, and then your opponents have the lock in of the century and win 13-6

posted 1 month ago

I can assure you we're not, or at least not me 😭

This team finds new ways to increase my blood pressure every match

posted 1 month ago

Had me crapping my pants there for a good hour and a half, but all good

posted 1 month ago

They only have like one rookie in Xross though, and an experienced player in Rb

posted 1 month ago

Losing to AG would be like NRG-BLG level meme material which I don't think I'll live down ever

Please PRX 😭😭😭 You just win here. I don't care if you get destroyed by G2, just don't lose to AG

posted 1 month ago

They already did, in the Swiss Stage

invy is showing up, f0rsakeN's performance has kinda dropped but I mean it's alright. I just don't want to lose to AG of all the teams.

posted 1 month ago

Why does map 3 have to be Split of all maps. I don't want another banger on Split I wanna go sleep in peace and happiness 😭

posted 1 month ago

Actual ADHD fucktards every one of them

Sometimes I wish we played more like NRG but these guys just wanna take unnecessary fights every single time and it just ragebaits legit everyone

posted 1 month ago

Yeah they should lose here and get a reality check once again cuz holy fuck

Even my low elo teammates have better game sense than any of these so called "pros"

Actual fucktards all of them

posted 1 month ago

Just threw the final round

He's a win trader. I swear to god I can name at least 10 players better than this soyboy ass no brain fucker

posted 1 month ago

THEY'RE BACK TO OLD PAPER REX

OF COURSE, MENTAL CRUMBLES AND THEY'RE NOW LOSING TO FUCKING ALL GAMERS

GET THIS TEAM OUT OF HERE OMG ACTUAL FUCKING SHITTERS EVEN BRONZE PLAYERS HAVE BETTER GAME SENSE

posted 1 month ago

Thank the unnecessary utility nerfs for that

posted 1 month ago

Bro's straight up like Jinggg in that one tournament where he played KJ and sipped water during the round

posted 1 month ago

"You got a nice Shr1mp down there"

Definitely not the normal guy

posted 1 month ago

If anyone genuinely hates Ethan they have to be like 9 years old at best. There's no reason to hate the guy whatsoever

posted 1 month ago

That's why NS will win it. Let's go NS.

posted 1 month ago

Have you been watching these playoffs with one eye open?

Something has been their best player in the last two matches

posted 1 month ago

AG should be ready for something instead lmao

posted 1 month ago

He's probably the most consistent duelist player of all time behind aspas, and he does it while mostly playing as the hard entry which is insane

posted 1 month ago

In that case PRX would still win cuz have you seen their recent games on Breeze lmao
They legit dog walked FURIA on that map

posted 1 month ago

Not happening unless PRX are so out of it mentally that they wanna go home, and just throw rounds left and right

Even the map veto plays in PRX's favour. AG will most likely ban Haven and pick Split, PRX's best map aside from Haven, and then PRX will pick Breeze, their second best map aside from Haven. These two maps should be easy wins for PRX unless ED101 has some sorta bonkar level anti strat prepared (which I don't think is the case)

posted 1 month ago

K1ra

posted 1 month ago

I highly doubt it, and I say this as an unbiased take. Here's what the potential map veto could look like :

AG ban Haven
PRX ban Abyss
AG pick Split
PRX pick Breeze
AG ban Corrode
PRX ban Pearl
Bind remains

Split and Breeze are two of PRX's best maps outside Haven right now, and unless PRX giga crumbles mentally or AG somehow have the most perfect reads of all time (which I doubt is gonna happen cuz ED101 ain't bonkar or Mini), I think PRX takes both Split and Breeze with relative ease. Even if it goes to Bind somehow, I back PRX to learn from their mistakes, and hell maybe even revert back to the Raze-Yoru comp after seeing how NRG countered it today

posted 1 month ago

Ok now if we lose THIS 😭😭😭

AG scrim demons are gonna get to alecks and PRX

posted 1 month ago

Like bro I swear the coaches must be having like 3 hour brain exercise sessions for these guys cuz how do they never let bad mental get to them ever?

posted 1 month ago

For FNS to convince NRG after Kickoff last year that bonkar wasn't a good coach? I swear he must have given the CEO some good head for the org to half-kick bonkar from the roster (I say half kick cuz he wasn't technically kicked out but was inactive)

posted 1 month ago

alecks overthought the idea of bonkar anti strat so much to the point where he changed all his comps just to lose to the bonkar anti strat 😭

posted 1 month ago

Yeah alecks definitely overthought it instead of sticking to his guns and playing what worked for them all this time

The thought of bonkar anti strat was living rent free in his head and he decided to change the comps

posted 1 month ago

He's already the GOAT bro wdym

Legit the ONLY player to have won multiple Champions trophies, and don't start with the whole "oH bUt ChRoNiClE hAs MoRe TrOpHiEs" cuz winning Champs is the equivalent of winning 1.5 Masters

posted 1 month ago

I just have no words, is this mf Mahoraga or some shit?

Give this guy a day and he'll legit anti strat every single team that faces him. Also Ethan might be the GOAT cuz wtf is that IGLing man it's so clean.

Big props to NRG they just played way too good. But also we threw the map veto and threw with the comps cuz wtf was that one dimensional ass Bind comp alecks? Just STICK to what was working for your sorry ass this entire time... Good God

It's a tough loss, and it was on the cards. I'm just glad PRX made it close and didn't give up after losing the second pistol on Bind. For tomorrow, please stick to normal comps bro. Innovation is a thing of the past, you can't do it now, not against top teams...

posted 1 month ago

NA fans when the game isn't just post plant and smoke spam slop every year

posted 1 month ago

Korean W Gaming vs SEA W Gaming

May the best team win

posted 1 month ago

Genuinely how do you even play against this guy...

Keep in mind he's doing all this on NERFED Neon btw, not even the same Neon we had at Champs '24

posted 1 month ago

M8 wins first map comfortably, starxo showing toxicity to AG by shooting bodies and disrespecting their plays, essentially sending a message to them that they're ass

AG take that personally, destroy M8 on Split with K1ra going nuclear on Raze. M8 still confident that they can crush AG. Bind starts off 8-2 in M8's favour, AG win 2 defensive rounds in a row to make it 8-4. Then somehow, AG play literally the most perfect Bind attack side of all time (Watch the game, it was genuinely beautiful, I didn't know China had this level of macro in them), and win 13-8, not dropping a single round on attack.

posted 1 month ago

Yeah China does that

When everyone has lost hope in them, one team goes on a generational run, destroying everyone's pickems and eventually finishing either 4th or 3rd, with EDG being the exception (winning Champs '24)

posted 1 month ago

Pacific and Americas like HARD gap EMEA at the moment and its not even close

posted 1 month ago

Why did they play the skirmish though? Aren't AG the better seed or something?

posted 1 month ago

Let's not get too ahead of ourselves over here

NRG are still in the tournament, and they literally have the greatest mental in the history of Valorant Esports. I don't think PRX have an easy road at all, in fact they could lose to NRG tomorrow.

Nongshim have a free path to the grand finals though. They're currently looking like the team to beat

posted 1 month ago

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NEVER COMPARE YOUR SHITTY SELF TO APAC OR AMERICAS AGAIN

posted 1 month ago

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NEVER COMPARE YOUR SHITTY SELF TO APAC OR AMERICAS AGAIN, KNOW YOUR PLACE TRASH

posted 1 month ago

LMFAOOOOO I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER
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💔💔💔💔💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
NEVER COMPARE YOUR SHITTY SELF TO APAC OR AMERICAS AGAIN

posted 1 month ago

LMFAOOOOO I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

EMEA HOW CAN YOU BE SO SHIT LMFAOOOOOO OMG ACTUAL FRAUDULENT FUCKS ALL OF YOU
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
NEVER COMPARE YOUR SHITTY SELF TO APAC OR AMERICAS AGAIN

posted 1 month ago

LMFAOOOOO I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

EMEA HOW CAN YOU BE SO SHIT LMFAOOOOOO OMG ACTUAL FRAUDULENT FUCKS ALL OF YOU
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
NEVER COMPARE YOUR SHITTY SELF TO APAC OR AMERICAS AGAIN

posted 1 month ago

LMFAOOOOO I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

EMEA HOW CAN YOU BE SO SHIT LMFAOOOOOO OMG ACTUAL FRAUDULENT FUCKS ALL OF YOU
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
NEVER COMPARE YOUR SHITTY SELF TO APAC OR AMERICAS AGAIN

posted 1 month ago
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