Bro hasn't even won Ascension yet and we already got haters 😭

First dos9, now damaraa

They're cultivating outside talent better than their own lol

alecks is like high Immortal lmao, and he's also a former CSGO pro

Bro thinks vo0kashu is FNS
He'll go +25 instead

It's not permanently removed but I feel like it's gonna be one of those maps (hopefully alongside Icebox) that will never get added back to the map rotation since it's hated by the vast majority of the community.

India : Bad hygiene, bad odor, pot belly

Falcons failing to reach GCC after signing one of the most cracked rosters in GC is the most Falcons thing ever

SEN Reykjavik 2021
OPTC Reykjavik 2022
EG Champions 2023
SEN Madrid 2024
NRG Champions 2025

It gets even better when you include Americas as a whole (since LOUD won Champions 2022).

EMEA is slowly regressing and right now, FNC is like their only good team. They also still continue to play one style and one style only, while NA teams can make tempo changes and play fast rounds. This Esport is gonna be dominated by Pacific and Americas in the future.

Tell them to not choke in the Grand Finals

"Odin abuser" oh no I'm playing to my win conditions 😭😭

Like Sliggy said

"Like you're literally in your ranked games, you get to Gold and you're like 'Oh I can't get out of Gold', mate just fucking use this gun (Odin), you'll be Ascendant and you'll be Immortal. Stop being a gun purist when you're shit"

• Make his walls slow ONLY enemies. Also reduce the cooldown.
• The smoke on Cove should last around 5 seconds after the shield breaks.
• His ult stuns quicker, almost always guaranteeing a hit.

Rex Regum Qeon literally means 'King of kings' so there's that

Why didn't you run the crazy no duelist Clove Harbor Ascent comp from your coach reveal video in even one game?

FURIA might be cooking here, considering they keep basic and heat

cortezia is a great pickup, move him to smokes (his original role), and artzin has shown that he too can be a competent player. I hope they sign Siduzord as their IGL.

NOOO NOT MY URANGOAT

First listen : WTF is this bullshit??? The songs keep getting worse year by year... BRING BACK GRABBITZ!!

After a month of listening : SMOKE IN MY VISION SO HAZYYY 😙😙😙

This song might end up in my top 5 most listened tracks in my Spotify wrapped at this point

FURIA does nothing and goes winless next year as well

w yumyum

Bren literally had health issues during the Toronto Grand Final, and he still casted well

The best casting duo for a Grand Final would be Achilios-Paperthin though, hands down. That Bangkok Grand Final was unbelievable

More like McDonald's era

You can't be calling NRG an ugly team when they literally have MADA

brawk is literally the highest rated player in the tournament out of all 10 players who played in the grand final

Ok let's see here

C ability : Teleport that requires certain anchors, LOS and you don't instantly teleport away. Reposition ability which is essential for sentinel players to anchor from a better spot.

Q ability : A trap that deafens and decays on contact. Literally a sentinel ability.

E ability : Another trap that shuts down opponents' abilities. Good for halting pushes and utility dumps, which is a sentinel's ROLE.

X ability : Makes you invulnerable to your opponent's abilities, which is good as you can hold the site without any worry of getting debuffed. Again, a sentinel-esque ability. You're still prone to gunshots.

Here, I presented my argument. What now?

His favourite player is HYUNMIN

I respect his taste ngl

Tell me you're Iron without telling me you're Iron

I don't see anyone call Dupreeh the GOAT in CSGO just cuz he has the most trophies

I think we apply the same logic with Chronicle

Genuinely how did they have very bad IGLing problems with Ethan?

Are you restarted by any chance?

Surely no? The literal ONLY player to have won Champs, the biggest tournament in VCT, twice with TWO DIFFERENT TEAMS...

Really gave that speech and hype just to absolutely get demolished by NRG

More like NRG is in their nightmares lol

If FNC loses Lotus, it's all over for them

Good aimers are gonna have an absolute field day with him

The games they lost and the way they did it was extremely disappointing, and you could say it was frustrating too

Like how can you have such bad mental? How can you not adapt at all? Why are you constantly making hero plays for no reason and losing rounds just like that? There's a difference between confidence and playing like the other team is full of Irons who are playing for the first time. DRX today just gifted FNC a win.

If they had lost a close affair, maybe the reactions would've been less reactionary but it wasn't even a contest today. Sunset was essentially a charity map by FNC.

I'll finally admit it

Chronicle is the Faker of Valorant, and I don't care what aspas and Brazil fans think, the writing is on the WALL

How did we manage to win 3 Masters lmao this Champs was a fucking nightmare to watch

PRX with their infinite chokes every other game, DRX just walking into FNC's crosshairs every round, RRQ having worse aim than Diamonds, and T1 just making solo plays every other round or throwing away man advantages. Unbelievable man

Yeah no shit she's busy being a sorcerer

Why are these guys so insufferable? Like bro tarik streams CSGO Major a lot and you'll barely see any hate messages in his chat. But Ohne decides to just stream the LAST 4 GAMES of Champs and his chat is throwing slurs, telling him to watch CS, and calling him a sellout.

They call Valorant players soft and all. How ironic lmao these clowns...

THE REAL PARIS FINAL BOSS

ALFAJAY WHO??

Unfortunately your team is possessed by Shankuna now

EMEA's got some very good looking analysts and hosts I can't lie

Hot take but if he leaves PRX for another team, he's gonna have MiniBoo level of performances every game unless he's playing a weak opponent.

No team will be willing to adjust to his comfort picks like PRX does. They might force him on hard entry duelist, make him play Raze, Neon and shit when he's clearly a Jett-Yoru player who can flex onto initiators at times, or make him perma initiator when that's clearly not the role he plays best on.

Are we forgetting that he's like 95% leaving the team?
The only thing holding him back is his buyout

FNC ban Corrode
DRX ban Lotus
FNC pick Ascent (FNC favoured)
DRX pick Abyss (DRX favoured)
FNC pick Haven (FNC favoured)
DRX pick Bind (DRX favoured)
Sunset remains (bad map for both, could go either way)

It's gonna be a banger match

If d4v41 retires then it's gonna be a huge blow for PRX considering he's one of the vibes merchants on that team and comes up clutch in big games more often than not

This is gonna age poorly

He was literally millimetres away from glory 😔

NA team qualifies through the upper final to gain the double map ban advantage, and a KR team qualifies through the lower final despite everyone underrating them coming into the tournament. The KR team has veterans of the game who haven't won an international event in their careers, while the NA team comprises of a World Champion and 4 players who haven't won a title yet.

Where have I seen this before? 🤔

I was talking about his chat bruh

I don't think FNC is gonna win EVERY map against DRX, hell I think they could even lose to DRX. A theoretical map veto would be something like this :

FNC ban Sunset
DRX ban Lotus
FNC pick Haven
DRX pick Abyss
FNC pick Ascent
DRX pick Corrode
Bind remains

Haven goes the way of FNC, but I think DRX might just sweep Abyss, Ascent and Corrode to win 3-1 since they have a superior Abyss, FNC haven't been very good on Ascent, and Corrode is also a weak map for them while it's strong for DRX. Even if FNC win Ascent, I favour DRX on Bind.