I feel so bad for t3xture ngl

He carried this team through thick and thin, and he ends up going home cuz his fuckass "leader" tilts after losing 2 rounds in a row up 11-4 and can't call a good defensive round to save his team's ass

We basically sent :

1. A team that literally wasted a slot by playing worse than literal Golds (RRQ)

2. A team that has the mental of the average Ranked Reyna player (GEN)

3. A team that can be shit whenever and good whenever, also has a reputation of being chokers (PRX)

Yeah we're cooked, G2 or FNC/SEN is winning the event, unless PRX somehow win by divine intervention

There's a dude named FFs who's from Macau and plays in China. He was part of the initial Wolves roster

This is the year of chokers finally winning, so naturally PRX are gonna win this event as they're historically known for choking

It's cuz watching teams like G2 play is the equivalent of watching paint dry

Hell I'd say even watching paint dry is more interesting at this point. Mfs can't play out a single attack round without spending a minute just defaulting or spamming two entire mags through a smoke to no avail

If PRX choke THIS tournament away...

Jinggg moving like he's back at his prime
PatMen moving like 2022 Shao with the clutches and utility
d4v41 is shooting well
something is getting better game by game
f0rsakeN is always good (let's forget today's Sunset)

Just please don't forget how to play the game in the grand finals or upper / lower finals

WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF CHINA 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP 🛑🛑🛑 FROM TORONTO 🇨🇦 TO PARIS 🇫🇷 WE'LL WIN THE FUCKING LOT 🏆🏆🏆
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊

AND WHEN WE WIN IN PARIS 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 WE'LL SAY IT WAS FORETOLD 🗣️🗣️🗣️THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 🌍🌎🌏 THE BOYS IN BLACK AND GOLD 🐺🐺🐺
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊

WE'VE GOT BABY 🍼🍼🍼 SIUUUU FAT BABY 👶👶👶 I JUST DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND 💬💬💬 HE'LL KILL YOU SUPER FAST 💨💨💨 HE'S BETTER THAN ASPAS 🌪️🌪️🌪️ WE'VE GOT SIUUUU FAT BABY 🇭🇰🇭🇰🇭🇰

SPRING TO THE LEFT OF ME 🌼🌱🌼 JUICY TO THE MIDDLE 🧃🧃🧃 HERE I AM STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU 🫂🫂🫂 CAW 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

We're so cooked gang 💔

ASH FUCKING SAID IT HIMSELF THAT HE'S NOT COMFORTABLE ON TEJO

WHY ARE YOU FORCING HIM ON THAT DOGSHIT AGENT YOU EGOISTIC BASTARD FUCK???

"Juicy it doesn't matter" THE BEST LEADER HOLY

PLEASE INVESTIGATE JUICY

Why is it hard for people to realise that VCT timezones don't always cater to their sleep schedule

These mfs played worse than PRX when they were 0-3

Lowkey we might need more KR teams representing Pacific to save our asses. These SEA teams aren't gonna do shit

"SAVE ME MAHORAGA!!!!" 🤝 "SAVE ME JEMKINNNN!!!!"

If Wolves win this, they're winning the entire thing no cap

Pansy on her way to Toronto, Kaquka joins the analyst desk, it's an EMEA team playing on stage, and suddenly the tech pauses and production issues arrive...

Coincidence? I think not

At this point, unless PRX stomp every team 13-6 or less, people will consider them a mid team

Tejo died, that's what happened
They realised they can't cringe their way through rounds

Quick question, if Mini isn't "signed" to PRX, why is he helping them? Doesn't that kinda go against competitive integrity where you're using an outside source to improve your game?

This is lowkey a debuff ngl

Cuz when you go through Swiss, you get to have a feel for the games and if you go through to the playoffs, you'll have the momentum in your favour, which is something the first seeds won't have. The advantage for being the first seed is having tape on your opponents, but I doubt that matters when your opponent is just outgunning you with all the confidence they gained. This is why they say Valorant is a momentum based game

Used to pray for times where Pacific was a 3 team region rather than a 1 team region

Wait until we get MicroPoo, NanoPoo and PicoPoo to form the ultimate Poo brothers team

YouTube ad saved me

Duelist - whzy
Initiator - johnqt (IGL)
Controller - Spring
Sentinel - Foxy9
Flex - f0rsakeN

Coach - solo

Cue the TMV chants

The Brazilian flag has the colours green, yellow, blue, and white. What an unbelievable discovery!

Hopefully never. The very fact that one team or one region doesn't dominate in VCT makes it 100x more interesting and fun to watch. Why would you ever want a dynasty in the first place?

https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2282/valorant-masters-toronto-2025

All 5 Gen.G players in the top 10. Yeah you're cooked, even more cooked than in Shanghai

Weirdly enough, his aim started becoming shit the moment he lowered his sens

Back when he played on like 0.67 800 DPI, he used to be an absolute monster (2023)

SIUUUU FAT BB

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/4a3a5785

G2 loses to another Korean team

I'm still gasping for air and shaking

Holy shit the sheer EMBARASSMENT if they lost that map

f0rsakeN I fucking love you for winning that 1v1 against paTiTek

The game is over, PRX won, and I'M STILL SHAKING AND GASPING FOR AIR

WTF WAS THAT CHOKE MAN 😭😭😭

They had Foxy9 moving like prime Meteor, t3xture moving like 2023 aspas, Karon moving like 2022 Marved, Ash moving like prime Leo and Munchkin IGLing like prime FNS

WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF CHINA 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP 🛑🛑🛑 FROM TORONTO 🇨🇦 TO PARIS 🇫🇷 WE'LL WIN THE FUCKING LOT 🏆🏆🏆
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊

AND WHEN WE WIN IN PARIS 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 WE'LL SAY IT WAS FORETOLD 🗣️🗣️🗣️THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 🌍🌎🌏 THE BOYS IN BLACK AND GOLD 🐺🐺🐺
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊

Wait until the playoffs dude

People are worried about PRX's mental tbh, cuz that was a beatdown by Gen.G

Usually when PRX gets beat down like that, their mental crumbles and they start making a lot of mistakes

"Oh no, a team actually plays disciplined instead of throwing man advantages like that one particular team I know 😭😭"

Either PRX crush TL 2-0, or TL crush PRX 2-0 (cuz PRX's mental might be bad after that loss to Gen.G)

I mean to be fair they're not completely wrong about it either. PRX as a team feed off confidence and vibes a lot more than you think, and once that honeymoon phase is broken by a crushing defeat, their mental tends to break and they play super uncoordinated. It has happened multiple times in the past, and I'm just preparing for it to happen again tomorrow cuz at least I won't be disappointed

https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2282/valorant-masters-2025-toronto

BRO'S LAST IN THE STATS 💀💀💀

EMEA does NOT have the biggest budget 😭

WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF CHINA 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP 🛑🛑🛑 FROM TORONTO 🇨🇦 TO PARIS 🇫🇷 WE'LL WIN THE FUCKING LOT 🏆🏆🏆
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊

AND WHEN WE WIN IN PARIS 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 WE'LL SAY IT WAS FORETOLD 🗣️🗣️🗣️THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 🌍🌎🌏 THE BOYS IN BLACK AND GOLD 🐺🐺🐺
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊

Watch FNC shit the bed as well, these guys are actually shit

WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF CHINA 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP 🛑🛑🛑 FROM TORONTO 🇨🇦 TO PARIS 🇫🇷 WE'LL WIN THE FUCKING LOT 🏆🏆🏆
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊

AND WHEN WE WIN IN PARIS 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 WE'LL SAY IT WAS FORETOLD 🗣️🗣️🗣️THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 🌍🌎🌏 THE BOYS IN BLACK AND GOLD 🐺🐺🐺
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊

SEN has the most annoying fanbase and PRX has the most cringe fanbase. Depends on what you consider the worst.

I think it's even honestly

Like Gen.G is better than RRQ, PRX is better than XLG, but G2 is much better than SEN and so is FNC compared to TH

I agree that the Ascent comp was somewhat of an overcook, but bro it's just one game 😭 They'll most likely win their last game cuz they'll have to play one of TL, MIBR or BLG, all of which are much, much easier opponents compared to Gen.G

OT? They would've won like 13-10 at worst

He's hella braindead but at least he used to back his poor game sense with incredible aim. Now he doesn't even have good aim and somehow has gotten even more braindead

Definitely on the chopping blocks for PRX if they don't perform well in their remaining games for this year