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Aspas' ratings in every international he has played:

Masters Toronto: 0.53 Rating 60th behind Midi
Champions 2024: 1.14 Rating 11th behind t3xture
Masters Shanghai: Ratings aren't available, 1.17 KD
Champions 2023: 1.15 Rating 8th behind Cloud
Masters Tokyo: 1.11 Rating tied for 9th with Demon1
LOCK//IN: 1.11 Rating tied for 18th with ardiis
Champions 2022: 0.99 Rating tied for 38th with nzr
Masters Copenhagen: 1.04 Rating tied for 24th with BuZz
Masters Reykjavik: 1.18 Rating 4th behind yay

Aspas average rating in internationals: 1.03 Rating
Aspas overall average rating: 1.23

Regional merchant back at it again

They would've done well in 2023, but fallen off hard in 2024 and 2025

Korean teams have a stable lineup challenge

Playoffs? Even winning a game seems like a stretch at this point

Alfajer
Proxh
ComeBack
yetujey
Wo0t
RieNs
xeus
sociablEE
batujnax

How does this country keep producing talent after talent? Do y'all have a factory or something?

I think you don't realise how rich the average Chinese org is

I'm pretty sure the net worth of one Chinese org is like the net worth of 3 EMEA teams combined

He's not a man

They were already playing a lot of non-Tejo comps before the Tejo nerfs, which massively played in their favour. Also as Sliggy mentioned on Plat Chat, some of the #1 seed teams messed up with their comps and strats which made it even more open for PRX

Love to see these little off season events between the actual circuit to keep us entertained and shit

"The uncrowned kings of a forgotten throne, are at long last anointed!"

"El Diablo's dead, there's a new king of hell - Demon1"

"Kangkang forced to step up to the moment... Dash to AVOID (OHHHHHHH!!!), AND SHOTS ARE FIRED!!! KANGKANG, HE'S MONSTROUS WHEN HE GETS GOIIING!!! AND HE DOES IT, ALMOST SINGLE HANDEDLY!!"

He can speak good enough English to communicate in-game. He has the same level of English proficiency as cgrs, and cgrs gelled well with the team

They will win Champs as well and show everyone who the REAL best team in the world is 🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖

Some brainrotted kids with the attention span of a goldfish can't understand complex stories, what a revelation

Spoilers :

EWC ends on 14th July and these guys have their first Stage 2 game on 16th July, except RRQ who have their first game on 17th July

Saudi Arabia and South Korea are like 6 hours apart, so jet lag and travel fatigue can also play a huge factor

I wouldn't be surprised if PRX lose to T1 because of this to be fair, and people shouldn't be taking their first game that seriously. Same goes for RRQ.

I really don't understand why VIT cut CyvOph after one split when he was actually playing well

2021
Masters Reykjavik -

SEN : 1st
PRX : (did not qualify)

Masters Berlin -

SEN : 5th-8th
PRX : 13th-16th

Champions 2021 -

SEN : 9th-12th
PRX : (did not qualify)

2022
Masters Reykjavik -

SEN : (did not qualify)
PRX : 4th

Masters Copenhagen -

SEN : (did not qualify)
PRX : 2nd

Champions 2022 -

SEN : (did not qualify)
PRX : 9th-12th

2023
LOCK//IN Sao Paulo -

SEN : 17th-32nd
PRX : 17th-32nd

Masters Tokyo -

SEN : (did not qualify)
PRX : 3rd

Champions 2023 -

SEN : (did not qualify)
PRX : 2nd

2024
Masters Madrid -

SEN : 1st
PRX : 3rd

Masters Shanghai -

SEN : (did not qualify)
PRX : 5th-6th

Champions 2024 -

SEN : 4th
PRX : 9th-12th

2025
Masters Bangkok -

SEN : 7th-8th
PRX : (did not qualify)

Masters Toronto -

SEN : 5th-6th
PRX : 1st

PRX : 🏆
SEN : 🏆🏆

2nd places : PRX (2)
3rd places : PRX (2)
4th places : PRX = SEN (1)
Did not qualify : SEN (6)

Who you got as the better team all time?

Sideshow still shit talks PRX and says something like "This is the only international they'll ever win because everything went in their favour like the Tejo nerfs, Swiss Stage momentum, other teams not having much practice on non-Tejo comps etc." and the others go berserk, especially Wyatt.

Unfortunately people only look at trophies won so in people's minds, Sentinels will always be a more decorated org than Paper Rex

Dare I say PatMen

Free road for PRX but I doubt they'll be playing this very seriously

7-5 and my mom is gonna...

They done lobotomized my boy 💔🥀

When is the global release for Valorant Mobile?

I WANT IT SO BAD

Let's solve role issues, with MORE role issues 🗣️🗣️🗣️

As a PRX fan I'm ecstatic that they finally won it, but watching Boaster in tears during the press conference almost made me cry as well. Chin up dude you're still one of the most decorated IGLs and players in the game, and the only IGL with two international trophies ❤️

If PRX manage to win Champions as well, does it solidify them as the best team of all time?

4 grand finals made, 2 trophies - one of them being Champions
Unreal consistency, making every international except Masters Reykjavik, Champions 2021, and Masters Bangkok
Won two regional tournaments in Pacific

I honestly think they might dethrone FNC as the best team of all time

It doesn't even have to be just decent. It can be amazing and a few bumps would cause internal chaos. Just look at KRÜ

Idk, maybe scout and build teams properly instead of blowing up rosters after one bad split? (Which Americas teams are notorious for)

"Takes secret pleasure" does bro jork it to casters saying his name letter by letter 💀

Likely not cuz the crew will be travelling or taking an off day to rest
It will probably be on Wednesday or Thursday

Americas 3rd seed (MIBR) literally holds the record for the worst performance of all time at global events, and if that's your supposed 3rd best team then idk what to say man

It took minutes of Wyatt convincing them to put a Pacific team in the top 4, otherwise they were literally gonna roll with PRX 8th, RRQ 7th and GEN 6th lmao

When they were ranking PRX at 4th, Sideshow was visibly cringing and whining

Lmao exactly, winning Stage 2 against what? The only other 'good' team in Americas is SEN and the rest are dogshit lmfao

Pacific has like 7 teams that are capable of making internationals and PRX battles through every one of them to make it here

I swear if they rank G2 or any other Nearest Airport team as first and follow it up with more Nearest Airport teams and ShitMEA teams in the power rankings and put the best Pacific team at like 6th for Champions, after seeing Pacific win the last two trophies, I'm gonna lose it

I would be saying a lot of stuff here regarding your flag and flair if I didn't get banned for it ngl

How about both? :)

It could be the same case as Haodong. Maybe mindfreak would want to compete full time in the future instead of just being an assistant coach sub for PRX

DID YOU NOT WATCH THE CLUTCHES AND FINAL ROUNDS OF LOTUS YOU FUCKING IDIOT

something was PIVOTAL in not making this go to a map 5

You did your absolute best, honestly should've gotten the MVP as well for how you were literally the final boss in the server

Too bad you had a 30 year old unc who can't even shoot go -30 and sink your team

Royal Challengers Bengaluru ✅
Newcastle ✅
Paris Saint-Germain ✅
Tottenham Hotspurs ✅
Hobart Hurricanes ✅
Paper Rex ✅

WE DINO WE DANCE WE DINO WE DANCE WE DINO WE DANCE WE DINO WE DANCE WE DINO WE DANCE WE DINO WE DANCE WE DINO WE DANCE WE DINO WE DANCE WE DINO WE DANCE WE DINO WE DANCE 🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕

Y'all lost a map to Wolves bruh, what makes you think your team is gonna even 3-2 PRX, let alone 3-0 them?

FNC were running a lot of Yoru in 2024, so I'm pretty sure credit goes to them

PRX :

Jinggg gets out of his seat excited, runs up to d4v41 and something, they all hug each other, PatMen calmly gets up and joins in, f0rsakeN is in tears and later gets up and joins the celebration with a wide smile, alecks and mindfreak come jogging from the coaching booth to chime in and alecks too is in tears

FNC :

Boaster let's out a twerk, crashies walks towards him and hugs him, they form a huddle alongside Milan and the rest of the staff and jump in celebration, Boaster then looks towards the crowd and shouts "OO AA EE" alongside Chronicle, and the crowd starts chanting "FNATIC"

I'll literally curl up into a ball and cry for a week if they lose THIS one

PRX players are human too, and they're prone to being extremely shaky in important games. This time's no different

Bruh Alfajer is back to his prime, and so is crashies and Chronicle

I genuinely think FNC might win Toronto purely based off momentum and confidence. They'll just aim diff PRX at this point, who cares if they're gonna play Pearl and Sunset?

Not to mention, the last time PRX were in a grand finals at a Masters, it was against an EMEA team who defeated them on a map that was basically their permaban.

It's actually a good strategy to leave those maps for later since you never know if you're gonna be down a map or two and have to reverse sweep or win the last two maps to win the tournament. It's better to leave your strong maps for later so that you won't have added pressure of playing a map you're not super confident on later in the game