Who is the most brain damaged of us all?
My guess is Simp4S0m and teilwal
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Who is the most brain damaged of us all?
My guess is Simp4S0m and teilwal
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on VLR by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox reddit friends would upvote. This ain't reddit, kid. This is VLR. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with.
Clearing the plane tickets back home.
No MVPs though.
Actually he might get MVP of they win and he keeps up this form.
Makes sense if theres like 1k immos but there's like 10k. No way people in immo have lives and don't play the game that much.
idk tbh maybe cuz the kids in asc are retarded and do the dumbest shit imaginable. It's basically what something does but without the aim yk.
Also the team is just dead after 4 rounds lost in a row even though the enemies lost 6 rounds in a row last half and bring it back.
I was negative by 1 death and it's because I whiffed the last round.
fuck it doesn't deserve swvyboi1's attendance. champs really fell off
why do i play out of my mind every round for +16 rr then rank up to immo and then play with immos and match mvp carry the fuck out of these bots and next game it puts me in a ASCENDANT FUCKING LOBBY BRO. then i go negative and lose 20rr after i just dominated a immo lobby for +16 rr. shit is so retarded.
You said the same thing about SEN in groups.
he went based off logos i feel like.
i am just didnt grow up there. was there for like the first 2 weeks of my life.
I usually queue with TenZ and Demon1 but I like to believe I'm still in low elo.
prime in 2022 just like yay now washed up like y0y
yeah this is true. valorant is just bad. minecraft better.
washed up baiter shared his prime with y0y and now both are washed.
i feel like riot should add more ranks to balance out the retards and the actual people that know how to play real valorant
i wished more people watched pro matches because its so easy to learn the game by doing that. like once i watched seriously and thought why pros did things i learned so fast it was crazy
i mean if you have enough impact in a round surely you can win the rounds and then the game rightttttt.
Well then if you have such "superior" mechanics why don't you play a carry agent like jett, raze, omen, clove. Also if your teamates lack such skills maybe try out sova and then scan everyone and let your dumbass teamates kill them because they know where they are and not walk around clueless.
Stop picking Chamber you're not yay.
Bad ACS
Your HS% looks like a heart rate monitor (dw mine too) but it also could be from oping if you do that.
I would honestly learn Fade/Sova because looking at your Initiator Agents your assists are pretty good.
I'm not 100% sure but it seems like you're baiting a lot looking at your K/D and ACS and ADR. The stats don't line up.
Your FKs are very good with few FDs. I would also maybe learn omen/clove as those can setup team like initiator but can also provide a good amount of fragging potential.
Overall you don't seem like that bad of a player. If you don't want to learn other agents and stick to KJ/Chamber that's fine but I suggest learning either Initiator or Omen/Clove.
Sova is better than fade in every way rn other than bind but he can play raze or easily learn fade.
Stop getting mad at util in bronze and just aim diff then.
SEN ban Abyss
DRX ban Sunset
SEN pick Lotus
DRX pick Bind
SEN ban Ascent
DRX ban Icebox
Decider Haven
Especially as a Tier 1 Professional Franchise League Player and Master Reykjavik Winner.
FNS tracker score is fucking abysmal.
also wtf is that tagline.
Remember when everyone said NRG was gonna be a superteam.
Good times
His brain will collapse into insanity as his body begins to disintegrate.
Alfajer couldn't clear Less when they played against each other.
The Group Stage arena looks like a middle school auditorium. Everyone said "bro its just groups dont be weird" but they are so braindead because the groups is literally half the tourney and its also gonna stay until top 4 where they switch arenas finally. So 80% of the matches are in a small as arena so theres no hype. Copenhangen crowd was bigger than this shit.
Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in.
TenZ has qualifed for 4 LANs (not including lock in) and has won 2 of them. 50% winrate at LANs with 2 different teams is telling you something. He is the cornerstone to his teams and just dominates matches with ease.
The Greatest Controller of all time hands down has to be MaKo. Consistently at the top every year. The best controller of all 4 years is always never to be found the next year but MaKo has been #2 or #3 all 4 years of Valorant.
2021 zombs MaKo
2022 Marved pANcada MaKo
2023 s0m MaKo
2024 Karon MaKo
Comparing stats in 2021
zombs at M2 2021: R 0.93 ACS 170.3 KAST 76% APR 0.33
MaKo at M2 2021: R N/A ACS N/A KAST N/A APR N/A
zombs at M3 2021: R 0.95 ACS 156.8 KAST 70% APR 0.33
MaKo at M3 2021: R 1.16 ACS 205.4 79% APR 0.41
zombs at Champions 2021: R 0.94 ACS 154.7 KAST 68% APR 0.39
MaKo at Champions 2021: R 1.05 ACS 186.0 KAST 73% APR 0.38
Comparing stats in 2022
Marved at M1 2022: R 1.13 ACS 224.6 KAST 73% APR 0.36
pANcada at M1 2022: R 0.90 ACS 180.5 KAST 66% APR 0.24
MaKo at M1 2022: R 1.29 ACS 245.0 KAST 79% APR 0.39
Marved at M2 2022: R 1.05 ACS 216.5 KAST 75% APR 0.28
MaKo at M2 2022: R 1.13 ACS 212.8 KAST 78% APR 0.48
pANcada at M2 2022: R 1.04 ACS 195.8 KAST 71% APR 0.29
Marved at Champions 2022: R 0.99 ACS 188.5 KAST 72% APR 0.35
MaKo at Champions 2022: R 1.13 ACS 207.8 KAST 78% APR 0.43
pANcada at Champions 2022: R 1.21 210.5 KAST 78% 0.39
Comparing stats in 2023
s0m at LOCK//IN: R 1.12 ACS 212.0 KAST 81% APR 0.45
MaKo at LOCK//IN: R 1.12 ACS 240.8 KAST 79% APR 0.59
s0m at Tokyo: R 1.12 ACS 209.3 KAST 74% APR 0.43
MaKo at Tokyo: R 1.06 ACS 195.5 KAST 74% APR 0.53
s0m at Champions 2023: R 1.08 KAST 180.2 KAST 75% APR 0.41
MaKo at Champions 2023: R 1.06 KAST 190.5 KAST 73% APR 0.51
Comparing Stats in 2024
Will only do the regionals as MaKo DNQ to any lans because he has cuckzy9 and st0cks on his team.
Karon at Kickoff: R 1.12 ACS 199.2 KAST 77% APR 0.39
MaKo at Kickoff: R 1.16 ACS 207.8 KAST 84% APR 0.41
Karon at Stage 1: R 1.06 ACS 188.6 KAST 73% APR 0.42
MaKo at Stage 1: R 1.16 ACS 216.8 KAST 76% APR 0.35
Karon at Stage 2: R 1.17 ACS 207.5 KAST 79% APR 0.43
MaKo at Stage 2: R 1.00 ACS 190.6 KAST 71% APR 0.38
Look at all these stats and be astonished at how MaKo can consistently be world class every single year. 3 Events where he got hard diffed which were Champions 2022 to pANcada, Masters Tokyo to s0m, and Pacific Stage 2 to Karon. 2 of these events had something where he could not perform which were Tokyo where DRX's form fell and Stage 2 where he took up the IGL role and IGLed for the first time ever.
Bow Down to MaKo as the GOAT Controller. Will probably update this after Champions 2024 has ended to see stats. You know MaKo is different when you can pull up an event except Stage 2 and Tokyo and click on the stats page and see MaKo at the top. He was even above yay at Reykjavik.
Sincerely, Stormm
#SENCITY
#DRXWIN
The Greatest Controller of all time hands down has to be MaKo. Consistently at the top every year. The best controller of all 4 years is always never to be found the next year but MaKo has been #2 or #3 all 4 years of Valorant.
2021 zombs MaKo
2022 Marved pANcada MaKo
2023 s0m MaKo
2024 Karon MaKo
Comparing stats in 2021
zombs at M2 2021: R 0.93 ACS 170.3 KAST 76% APR 0.33
MaKo at M2 2021: R N/A ACS N/A KAST N/A APR N/A
zombs at M3 2021: R 0.95 ACS 156.8 KAST 70% APR 0.33
MaKo at M3 2021: R 1.16 ACS 205.4 79% APR 0.41
zombs at Champions 2021: R 0.94 ACS 154.7 KAST 68% APR 0.39
MaKo at Champions 2021: R 1.05 ACS 186.0 KAST 73% APR 0.38
Comparing stats in 2022
Marved at M1 2022: R 1.13 ACS 224.6 KAST 73% APR 0.36
pANcada at M1 2022: R 0.90 ACS 180.5 KAST 66% APR 0.24
MaKo at M1 2022: R 1.29 ACS 245.0 KAST 79% APR 0.39
Marved at M2 2022: R 1.05 ACS 216.5 KAST 75% APR 0.28
MaKo at M2 2022: R 1.13 ACS 212.8 KAST 78% APR 0.48
pANcada at M2 2022: R 1.04 ACS 195.8 KAST 71% APR 0.29
Marved at Champions 2022: R 0.99 ACS 188.5 KAST 72% APR 0.35
MaKo at Champions 2022: R 1.13 ACS 207.8 KAST 78% APR 0.43
pANcada at Champions 2022: R 1.21 210.5 KAST 78% 0.39
Comparing stats in 2023
s0m at LOCK//IN: R 1.12 ACS 212.0 KAST 81% APR 0.45
MaKo at LOCK//IN: R 1.12 ACS 240.8 KAST 79% APR 0.59
s0m at Tokyo: R 1.12 ACS 209.3 KAST 74% APR 0.43
MaKo at Tokyo: R 1.06 ACS 195.5 KAST 74% APR 0.53
s0m at Champions 2023: R 1.08 KAST 180.2 KAST 75% APR 0.41
MaKo at Champions 2023: R 1.06 KAST 190.5 KAST 73% APR 0.51
Comparing Stats in 2024
Will only do the regionals as MaKo DNQ to any lans because he has cuckzy9 and st0cks on his team.
Karon at Kickoff: R 1.12 ACS 199.2 KAST 77% APR 0.39
MaKo at Kickoff: R 1.16 ACS 207.8 KAST 84% APR 0.41
Karon at Stage 1: R 1.06 ACS 188.6 KAST 73% APR 0.42
MaKo at Stage 1: R 1.16 ACS 216.8 KAST 76% APR 0.35
Karon at Stage 2: R 1.17 ACS 207.5 KAST 79% APR 0.43
MaKo at Stage 2: R 1.00 ACS 190.6 KAST 71% APR 0.38
Look at all these stats and be astonished at how MaKo can consistently be world class every single year. 3 Events where he got hard diffed which were Champions 2022 to pANcada, Masters Tokyo to s0m, and Pacific Stage 2 to Karon. 2 of these events had something where he could not perform which were Tokyo where DRX's form fell and Stage 2 where he took up the IGL role and IGLed for the first time ever.
Bow Down to MaKo as the GOAT Controller. Will probably update this after Champions 2024 has ended to see stats. You know MaKo is different when you can pull up an event except Stage 2 and Tokyo and click on the stats page and see MaKo at the top. He was even above yay at Reykjavik.
Sincerely, Stormm
#SENCITY
#DRXWIN
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