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| Registered: | July 2, 2022 |
| Last post: | October 6, 2023 at 11:42 AM |
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Diffed by kcorp unfortunately
And when starxo is not playing raze he is playing skye and forcing sheydos to play smokes 💀💀💀
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
pretty sure fnc ran double duelist on split vs loud (daily reminder if they have breach instead of raze GF would be 3/0)
navi have won the right to troll though
tl would decimate furia and 100t but yea they arent winning fnatic
Either make starxo play flex or drop him and get a flex from tier 2
Koi still has a lot of potential if they just play around trexx and sheydos
you know thats not his point, he hasn't done a single thing in like 2 years and his fans always have a shitty excuse
ackshually KRU are playing in a more competitive region 🤓
Who cares, both of these teams clear the entirety of americas
honestly most characters have insane voice lanes, riot doesnt play around when it comes to lore, same with league of legends
When fnatic drops maps everyone shits on fnatic
when fnatic doesnt drop maps everyone shits on the region
dont waste your breath its always the same thing
NA fans overrating their minor region --> emea winning tournaments --> Na fans hiding until the next tournament --> repeat
last july? remind me when was the last time NA got a trophy
that team would unironically never lose a series
One piece clears berserk, im getting to read vagabond rn
they've been playing pretty chill so far, i still think they have no reason to beat fnatic cause they know they will already qualify
Navi wont have a single reason to tryhard against fnatic and show their strats, fnatic are gonna win
in my living room, we're chilling and watching the game
Navi drx loud fnatic all clear nrg
https://www.vlr.gg/173220/team-liquid-vs-fut-esports-champions-tour-2023-emea-league-w1
My man was +42 on kills
Search for sayf highlights vs fut, thats all you need to see
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