trent > leaf > valyn > icy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jonahNOOB “pulice” JonahP Poopoo farter thrower

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Listen up buddy. I have been a coach to some esports organisations and i can say with 100% certainty that Jonah Pulice is NOT good. Lets take their defence side against EDG on Bind. Up 9-3 they almost blew the lead by winning 13-11. JonahP goes 3-11 on the defending half. This is because they often play too passive against EDG and refuse to actively take space, hence they do not have a good read on which site the goat Zmjjkk will hit. Take PRX in their prime for instance - W gaming obtains full map control 10 seconds into the round not like JonahFraud. Bad calling overall and clearly a lacklustre understanding of the game from Jonah Pulice, not using his skye utility properly. That side, they will soon be exposed by aspasGOAT and comGOAT.

Firstly, his name is Jonah Pulice. Secondly, not cool, dude.

No offense, but it's painfully obvious that you're new to professional valorant analysis. Think twice before posting, halfwit.

As of late I have encountered a rather intriguing post on this forum titled "Who's winning", to which I would like to express my views and rebuttals.

G2 they make 0 mistakes like how is that even possible? Like JonahPlayoff is gonna be unleashed and drop 30 a game without overheating or overpeeking. Simply great team mechanically and strategically. They look like 2023 FNC imo.

While I can definitely see where this argument of G2 being a top 4 team is coming from (given their recent strong performances), I still must urge every vlr user to alert themselves to the fact that as of late, they have only been playing against subpar teams. It doesn't take a lightbulb to see that G2 have been the favorite to win many of their recent matchups. However, when faced with adversity, they will crumble. I would like to point everyone's attention to GUARD's loss against PRX in Copenhagen, withering under the pressure despite showing rather confident performances in the North American Region months prior. Not to mention, in the GRAND FINALS of the most recent AMERICAS circuit, they only managed to muster a rather pathetic 1-3 scoreline against Leviatan (who, to their credit, were outstanding).

Now, time to address the Jonah Pulice hype train. In their most recent match against EDG, bro only manage to pull off 150 ACS across 3 maps LOL. quite frankly even a ranked veteran like myself who has been in the trenches of EMEA radiant/high immo (not flex, just facts) can see that he had a poor performance and made many crucial mistakes which caused them to drop the map of Icebox 13-8. bro had 4 first deaths as a controller like how braindead must you be to allow yourself to be farmed like that WHEN YOUR WHOLE ROLE IS TO BAIT YOUR TEAMMATES. I do really see potential in Jonah as a player but I personally feel like he should go back to basics and practice basic gamesense and map awareness, instead of relying on aim.

the current G2 is mechanically gifted, but strategically subpar to majority of the teams in playoffs as of now. I would be more than happy for them to prove me wrong, but it all depends on Jonah Pulice's performance, I guess.

JosiahP

marry me

In the arena where the digital empires clash,
JonahP stood tall, in Valorant's lightning flash.
With swift aim and strategy finely honed,
He battled against Leviatan, courage never dethroned.

Round by round, a dance of bullets and dreams,
Where each move echoed in digital streams.
His skill, a beacon, amidst the chaotic fray,
Eyes locked on victory, though fate had its say.

Three to one, the score painted in defeat's hue,
Yet JonahP's valor burned bright and true.
For in each shot fired, in each tactical play,
He carved his legacy in Valorant's fray.

Though the match was lost, his spirit endured,
In every flick shot and each bomb deftly secured.
For champions rise not just in victory's embrace,
But in how they face loss with unwavering grace.

So here's to JonahP, whose courage stands tall,
In the ebb and flow of each Valorant brawl.
A testament to valor, in pixels and lore,
His journey continues, always hungry for more.

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#1 on fraud watch imo

JosiahP you are an insufferable little shit

no. he is josiahP, although i hate JonahP too.

josiahP

JosiahP is the single most insufferable person i have ever had to endure in the same room. i hope he gets whats coming to him.

not bait, genuinely despise this hoodlum, but nice win by g2 nonetheless. i would love to see more out of him since i genuninely see so much potential in him as a player. as of right now, his performances are frankly unacceptable.

icy carried but jonah just sit in smoke camp and bait his teammates WHO ARE ACTUALLY GOOD (trentGOAT, leafGOAT, valGOAT) to get kills. Doing this in aN OFFICIAL VCT GAME IS SO PATHETIC and genuinely gut wrenching behavior. I wish he would just play with the team and contribute through impact instead of riding the coattails of his teammates. it truly is saddening to see the worst player in valorant franchising fall even further.

#G2WIN
#JONAHPLOSE
#SENCITY
#JESSIEVASH

Jonah Pulice is my mortal enemy

or does jonahP’s face look so punchable. i would gladly knock this fraud the fuck out if i ever see this kid irl. goofy ahh slicked hair deserves to have him bite the curb in 4k

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how does this affect rossi's legacy

nahtE, you naughty boy. 😂 Show them how it’s done goat

bet 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️

least delulu edg fan

navi > t1 & edg fair enough no?