Frick you sean 😖

his tweet about not getting paid enough is so embarrassing

you contribute nothing lmao the entitlement is absurd

journalism is not a field people go into for handouts

someone said you’re unironically a teenager so i feel nothing towards you tbh. go crazy, everyone does stupid shit at that age it’s not serious

this is more about the actual grown ass men that are spending their time farming pseudoclout online instead of providing value to anyone. pretty embarrassing imo

i'm not surprised. i think the shit i've seen lately deserves some type of callout though

i'd rather have neither, and think we should have some standards that aren't rock bottom

anonimotum is an example

it's unreal to me that until recently the biggest name in valorant journalism was an insufferable, creepy twat with a napoleon complex

i can count on literally one hand the people in the scene that just diligently do their job without injecting their awful, loser fucking personalities into the mix

these glorified groupies that just mingle with their own tiny circles for droplets of information praying for some form of niche-microcelebrity status are arguably the worst part. you guys are nobody, do your job, these public masturbatory gestures about how cool and mysterious your information is comes off as incredible cringe

better than pearl

they won’t win anything with this nepotism pick lmao

you’d think vanity would learn something about friendship teams by now

"Are you ready for your Sentinel lessons?"

Alfajer gulps

Nats breathes heavily

Less nods nervously

Suygetsu dry heaves

f0rsaken gasps for air

Chichoo gets teary eyed

Rb stares blankly

"Yes, BabyJ." they say in unison

bootleg leakers having their sources be other bootleg leakers is some weird ouroborus of guesswork
at this point you're dropping like fourth-hand information

give us the sauce on yay now bro

serial experiments lain

weeb shit was better when it was gatekept, i hate everyone that talks about anime online now

maybe you can but the thing is i’m not even good at valorant either 💀 which makes it way crazier

makes sense. hope they send out more cs2 invites soon ig

im playing csgo mm for the first time to get the cs2 update

every game the other team is fully dmg+ and im top fragging against them. i dont even know the spray patterns i just burst strafe like its valorant

i know all the good players play faceit etc but isnt this supposed to be like the diamond equivalent, how come they suck so much

only thing i keep getting diffed by is popflashes and awpers

stupidest thing i’ve read in a while

money making world is hilarious

loud fans doing the L fr today

"Are you ready for your Sentinel lessons?"

Alfajer gulps

Nats breathes heavily

Less nods nervously

Suygetsu dry heaves

f0rsaken gasps for air

Chichoo gets teary eyed

Rb stares blankly

"Yes, BabyJ." they say in unison

would depend on how well izu transitions but maybe

ok but the only player from that match that im taking in this hypothetical is k1ng lol

i don't get what you're trying to say with this

T1 saya (duelist)
T1 xeta (initiator igl)
T1 k1ng (sentinel)
T1 sylvan (controller)
T1 izu (young rookie talent flex)

this roster clears apac no?

uh oh loudbros how we feeling

min wage tabloid writer comments on pay

ya it’s just nerves. ranked and dm is the same thing. your gun is the same, your bullets are the same, it’s just in your head. if you keep reminding yourself during the game you’ll fix it slowly

this will sound backwards but you just have to take your time even more

if your reaction time is actually shit you don’t have the luxury of blowing your load spraying and trying to kill them

aim slowly focus on precision and just tap them out in your first few bullets

ominous is just an engagement farming dogshitter lol, deserved to get dunked on

🦗🦗🦗

who the fuck cares about calling orgs mid

CHET IS IN A GROUP CHAT WITH HIS AGENT AND SAADHAK

THERE ARE NEGOTIATIONS GOING ON

actually super undeserved, his situation on dfm was absolutely atrocious and if you watched them play they would just send him to run in solo and die every round with zero support

he’s not like a top duelist or anything but he’s definitely way better than this season made him look

as someone that has worked with people in non esports journalism it is so fucking funny seeing these esports writers try to act like they have any sort of high ground whatsoever

like the standards in this industry are a literal JOKE

I speak for everyone when i say that we do not care and james clears both you and that fat predator george

Alfajer gulps

Nats breathes heavily

Less nods nervously

Suygetsu dry heaves

f0rsaken gasps for air

Chichoo gets teary eyed

Rb stares blankly

"Yes, BabyJ." they say in unison

did we forget that Fnatic literally got massacred on their map pick vs DRX

they are far from a perfect team, any of the top competitors can beat each other

people say oh it's just a duo xddd but im pretty sure sacy doesn't really duo with random (non br) pros like that

https://www.vlr.gg/167940/evil-geniuses-add-demon1

lots of people did

fraudmea won't stop coping until a full tribe of native americans win valorant champs

10-2 firstbloods holy

yes bro cgrs statistically bottom 5 of the entire event across 500 rounds is better than something

i just want to see jing get a trophy it’s not that deep

damn i thought saint seiya was THE brazilian weeb show

maybe im just old

NAHTE

did marved really just make his version of palm angels

he has the snappiest aim itw when he's feeling it, his highlights look so damn robotic

Goats

when will we learn to stop doing this x team beat y but z team beat x
esports dont work like this

ngl if eg lost this map, it would be considered a total crumbling from him
but they won so everyone just ignores it LOL