Poor guys, once ruled the world but now have to decide whose cock they’ll have to suck for the day, the USA’s or china’s
Now they have to pretend they’re still something by playing videogames :(
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Poor guys, once ruled the world but now have to decide whose cock they’ll have to suck for the day, the USA’s or china’s
Now they have to pretend they’re still something by playing videogames :(
Bro wtf, this is just sick EMEA can’t win something that they go back to some nazi mentality
DNA diff, who the fuck says that get some help
It’s sad that every team on group A is a lot better than every team on group B apart maybe from DRX, but we never know with them
With how much top NA and EMEA players are getting with their salaries, prize pools are irrelevant
Idk they’ve been looking weird and even playing bad individually for some time now (they looked shaky for the first time in the BR grand finals)
It’s not just in the server, in ranked Less was dropping over 30 every game and now he’s just inconsistent, Sacy is botfraggingconstantly, aspas still does aspas things in some maps (mainly breeze and ascent) but in others he just shuts down whereas before he was owning no matter what, bro has just been creating mental blocks getting grumpy every time it’s fracture or split and that’s one of the most destructive attitudes a player can have, I really wish the psychologist would talk to them about it
Also, I know you guys don’t need it but here’s a grim signal of how shaky they are right now:
https://tracker.gg/valorant/match/25635664-bb01-4987-95d8-8c95c2639d72?handle=LOUD%20Less%239570
Sacy and less vs nats and forsaken, if it was two months ago I’d expect them to dominate this match either way, now they just don’t pass that same confidence
Bro just copied asuna
But yeah optic always wins tough matches because they just don’t lose clutches
Bro lost to XERXIA and has been picking comps at random ever since
HOW COME WE LOSE EVERY SINGLE CLUTCH, I’ve never seen loud make so many stupid individual decisions
(Apart from the pancada one)
ALTA QUALIDADE KKKKKKKKKKK CALA A BOCA KRL
50 gifted if a NA team wins
Qual o ponto da merda da trap na C, KRU empurrou janela 20x e em todas o less foi pego procurando o próprio cu
They also didn’t win any against liquid last time, after that they won all against G2
Keznit can get the best raze prize while on the plane home
That’s the same as saying XSET>>>>>>>OPTC
You haven’t watched KRU vs LEV you haven’t seen how KRU played that so you can’t affirm anything
Masters Berlin last year also had absolutely no hype and it still gave us some pretty good games and storylines
We might still get some during tomorrows press conference but at this point it doesn’t matter anymore
https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/LOUD%20Less%239570/overview?playlist=competitive
Add less
Also W!
Small update:
Sacy is streaming rn and was having an awful game
Sacy:” yo what is going on? I was doing so well today, we played 3 scrims and it was seeming like this Masters was already ours”
Takeaways: Loud did well in Friday’s scrims and it seems like it was against 3 top teams for Sacy to have had such a confidence boost because of it
Yeah I think he just started dming some people, announcing his return maybe??
Imagine NISMO instead of shroud or kanpeki
Sharing George geddes stuff should be considered hate speech
Thank you!
That!
Got confused cause aspas said he’d stream after media and I just forgot riot put them through all those photoshoots
Wasn’t it supposed to be happening rn?
If anyone’s got a stream link to share I’ll personally reply with a thank you
Shroud’s already included in the vlr.gg sentinels page
When I said I’d change my flair to sentinels cause at least they knew how to entertain I wasn’t expecting this much holy
Bro went back to the American flag and SEN flair 💀💀
I know it’s a joke but please tell me it’s a joke
And he did the thing!
Bros are literally bringing the Korean stereotype (work hard af and if you fail once you’re a piece of shit) to life
Put on a livestream and Trent stops hitting 400 ACS
Teams are being a lot more silent about scrims this time, Sacy and aspas talked a bit about yesterday’s scrims on stream
After aspas hit some nice shots:
Sacy:”damn, you weren’t hitting those during today’s scrims”
Aspas:”of course not, we only played shitty maps”
That’s pretty much it, but you could tell they didn’t play so well since Sacy seemed a bit annoyed and that they were practicing their worst maps, fracture and split (also the maps aspas hates the most). Which goes in tune with what Sacy said before going to copenhagen that we shouldn’t expect them to have a permaban, they wanted to have a perfect map pool this time and would aim to only counterpick their opponents
Trent going kinda ham these last few games
To add to the list of “isolated cases” Balla from platchat said he tried to say hi to keznit but the guy just ignored him and went away
https://www.twitch.tv/aspaszin
Why not watch an actually good player instead?
I mean, idk about that but if they’re streaming they sure as hell ain’t scrimming like the rest bro