yeah i meant British English, but yeah you could include Noman3k from Wales

Battle of Neon enjoyers
winner here goes top 3

you're from Argentina. have some self-awareness

either a banger series or some stomps

nice projection. I'm not Australian... that's you mate
how does this relate to anything at all?
is that your only vocabulary? lol
probably search Derke derkin 'cause we know you're a larper

tourist

The sole Englishman might go home soon
Keiko 1st game = Absolute gigachad w/ home turf buff
Benjy on the other hand, all shouting no shooting. absolute clown RIP

VIT just playing with TH. not even close
Derke just derkin them
The real No.1 EMEA team
Too easy

EU derby

South NA is in shambles

oof this is tough for LEV

W gaming Americas vs W gaming Pacific

XLG has the chance to do the funniest thing here
2nd upset for them to pull off

Shanghai 2024: FNC 4th pick
Toronto 2025: FNC 4th pick
Santiago 2026: BBL 4th pick
London 2026: TH 4th pick

When will EMEA's cursed 4th pick end?
PRX could have just chosen VIT instead of LEV.

no way we get EDG vs XLG here

G2 really had to cut short the celebration of XLG lol

& last

APAC only belongs to PRX + KR Teams
The rest are bots

how is EMEA always the one to pick last
rigged curse
EMEA vs EMEA all over again

holy 3rd worlder uising the rtrd word KEKW
good luck becoming relevant LUL

Global Embarrassment

Global Embarrassment really gave Lotus away for XLG thinking they could counter it
that costed them this series and their chance to go to playoffs

when does GE play?
Your Go Exit team is in the airport going home, they need their no. 1 & No. 2 gobbler to comfort them. . at least both of you can 24/7 gobble them up without interruptions
Imagine getting grouped by CN HAHAHA
Hope you enjoy their 1st and last international VCT event KEKW

yeah he should give himself at least some credit after today

mate, your Go Exit team is in the airport going home, they need their no. 1 gobbler to comfort them. . at least you can 24/7 gobble them up without interruptions
Imagine getting grouped by CN HAHAHA
Hope you enjoy their 1st and last international VCT event KEKW

Go Exit losing to CN
enjoy your first and last international VCT event
CN > APAC kekw

how is APAC in equal with CN region
i was told they were better and that it's gonna be 2-0 ez by GE
why would they even give Lotus against 3 senti and they could not even defend against? classic Fraud Frost map veto lol
no way we're 1 map away to get 2 upsets today KEKW

every korean at home giving Udotan their ki for his Spirit bomb
back to back 3ks

he left Liquid 'cause they got grouped all the time
now he has a new team but still got grouped cause his team failed him on his home turf
went super saiyan and sht but not enough

Fracture round 10

Rarga was right. He said he's not even confident that they can go to playoffs

can't believe Cheathan used his forbidden sharingan move on the 1v2 against sociablEE
he even masked it by using the fade eye simultaneously
good thing sociablEE smoked them

can't believe Cheathan used his forbidden sharingan move on the 1v2 against sociablEE
he even masked it by using the fade eye simultaneously
good thing sociablEE smoked them

NA "Near Airport" is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the Valorant Masters London 2026, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current world record holders in Airport Any % and Airport no wins. Disasterclass performance by NRG on Fracture KEKW
Champions Curse is still undefeated

EMEA > NA
no more Cheatan

NA "Near Airport" is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the Valorant Masters London 2026, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current world record holders in Airport Any % and Airport no wins. Disasterclass performance by NRG on Fracture KEKW
Champions Curse is still undefeated

FUT gets a 4 round lead then NRG ties it up
story of this series
W script

Haven OT CINEMA
what a banger first 2 maps. hopefully the Fracture is the same

no way s0pp just run through with shorty with a 2v1 advantage
no brain no aim this series so far
jamppi was right, he's soap cause you know he's washed
lost all aura with that dumb play

NRG got 3 of their best maps on the vetoes.
FUT's gonna climb mountains to get the W here

bruv you're arguing with the no. 1 GE gobbler blind chronically online jobless fan who doesn't know they aint gonna fck him
all that glazing for a team without an accomplishment / trophy to their name
he's out here all day defending their "honor" KEKW

ah the 9 year old "nah your mom" comeback
bro crying out here glazing trash players
you dont have logic at all, so people cant call them trash for being trash because it has nothing to do with me? go back to school, no wonder AU are so dumb
all that glazing and gobbling and they dont even know you exist, their no. 1 gobbler
they wont do you mate
i mean you spent your whole month glazing here just shows you're jobless
pretty sure you're the 9 year old here with all the emoji usage KEKW

literal shitcan teams and it's the same tournament favorites? keep coping CN bots
whatever makes you sleep at night
even Rarga doesn't believe in himself that they can win past next round

yeah 1200+ comments in 2 years +
while you have 263+ comments in less than a month
talk about jobless behavior here
dkriding and glazing trash players and teams while jobless is kinda more shameless don't you think?
you out here gobbling them up for FREE . for FREE. at least get paid for it so you can actually call it a JOB but just blows KEKW
account just created last month - WE HAVE A LARPER here

i have life unlike you
i see the projection of you getting abused by your dad, let it all out. this is a safe space
get back to me when Australians become a masters / champs winner or even become relevant at all
can't wait to see you all in ENC lead by your fraud coach Elmapuddy

Primmie + Four Shitters at least won a map
I guess that's a W in their book

Pat has not been himself this event. we have yet to see where he actually just go nuclear
Also XLG and GE have pracc with each other a lot of times so there's a strong familiarity with each other's strats / habits / positions

Finally EU vs NA. NRG gonna ban Pearl for sure unless they put Keiko to Phoenix there instead of the Vyse
both teams are unstoppable when they snowball
hopeful for 3 maps banger OT series
Haven gonna be close
Keiko just need to activate his British colonizer aim again

XLG has the chance to do the funniest thing ever but prev tournaments shows CN just get grouped all the time
Happywei vs Kr1stal whoever hard carries + the map vetoes

he's finally having the chance to show himself on international stage esp with how he owns Pearl