kangkang_thebiggestlvr
Flag: Virgin Islands, British
Registered: June 3, 2024
Last post: June 4, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Posts: 23

you guys think that if pangea was still around, that would make for some crazy lore?

like imagine instead of emea, na etc.. you just had PANGEA
that would be fire
and then if pangea started to change when we were around you could have like players splitting off to go to different regions because you could probably just choose fr fr

if you think this would be cool be sure to sure to updoot this thread
no downdoots because that'll make me sad :(

posted 5 months ago

kangkang

edit: whoever downdooted this is a NERD !

posted 5 months ago

kangkang forgot his goat snacks, the ingredients for it are quite rare and only obtainable from the highest peaks of qomolangma. edg were going to send an expedition team out but there was no time so kangkang had to go without his GOAT snacks. it's a shame but next time i'm sure he'll be fine

posted 5 months ago

that's just an issue with the L chinese fans who are way into geopolitics. my GOATS edg don't care about that stuff, they just wanna get better and because of that, they are the GOATS

posted 5 months ago

edg tried sharing the GOAT snacks, only the true goat stomachs can handle it's potency. so because of that, any team lacking the stomach to handle the snacks lost. kangkang personally made these snacks so it makes sense only GOATS can handle it's power. that's my theory anyway

posted 5 months ago

life is the goat but kangkang is the goat's GOAT

posted 5 months ago

800 .16 d3

posted 5 months ago

ever since EDG (GOATS) got eliminated, this tourney has lacked the REAL show of power that someone like kangkang would've brought. the only reason EDG (GOATS) got eliminated was because they didn't sleep well last night and their beds were uncomfortable (a clear sabotage). there needs to be an investigation into this by RIOT GAMES, immediately. i know this because kangkang told me personally

every team left is kinda mid and none have that AURA that EDG (GOATS) have. sorry to say it but your favorite team (unless it's EDG (GOATS)) are auraless

mid teams left = mid off = mid event = L

posted 5 months ago

you just don't understand the value that kangkang (GOAT) brings to the table

posted 5 months ago

EDG would have been 50% or so but they didn't get enough sleep and lost. kangkang told me

posted 5 months ago

oh my kangkang,
how you can destroy everyone just like that,
kangkang just do his thang,
he make everyone stay down stay sat

when he get his operator,
he does his thing like the terminator,
but if you try cross him,
he'll take you out on the whim.

if kangkang were to shoot a bullet,
he would hit his shot and sounds like a drumkit,
oh kangkang how amazing you are,
i wish you'll destroy everyone in the next split you star.

if anyone disrespect the GOAT,
may you understand how wrong you are,
he is the player who's face will be on the banknote,
and shots hit so hard you get a scar.

oh my kangkang,
how you can destroy everyone just like that,
kangkang just do his thang,
he make everyone stay down stay sat

did i cook with this poem?

posted 5 months ago

icy needs lessons from kangkang, only then will icy be a force to be reckoned with. kangkang will teach icy the ways of being a godlike duelist and how to take sites by storm

posted 5 months ago

haiii everywone :3

i like valorant and happy to be here! how is everyone doing?

posted 5 months ago

something needs op lessons from kangkang, with kangkang guidance something will become unstoppable and a force to be reckoned with

posted 5 months ago

kangkang inspired gaming laptop with rtx 4090 600hz refresh rate and ultra thin design, edg logo on the back and valorant pre installed along with rgb lighting and cherry mx keyboard

posted 5 months ago

take some time to relax and log off from the internet, let your friends know you need some time alone. talk to somebody and see if they can help. do stuff you like and try and take it as easy as possible, the last thing you wanna do is stress yourself out even more

posted 5 months ago
  1. kangkang
  2. aspas
  3. demon1
  4. leo
  5. f0rsaken
  6. yay
  7. jawgemo
  8. zekken
  9. less
  10. alfajer

what we thinking? did i cook?

posted 5 months ago

i'm glad someone agrees

posted 5 months ago

insult the GOAT all you want but the next international that edg WILL make, kangkang will grace the world and let them know why he's called the best operator player in the world. also edg clears g2

posted 5 months ago

i will glaze my goat kangkang no matter how many posts it takes, we all start somewhere

posted 5 months ago

after seeing the matches recently and watching players like cryo , cned and something. don't get me wrong they are amazing players but i feel their prowess with the operator just doesn't match kangkang. he plays the operator like it's his right hand and it's so graceful, my goat just does that. his rifling is also top 3 easily.

so if 10 make a perfect player, his stats:
operator god + 5
good rifler + 2
very good duelist + 2
= 9

so almost perfect imo

posted 5 months ago