my dick is so fucking turgid for valyn rn

peak writing

?????

ikr

i didnt say sylvan's was worse, i glazed that one too, whats wrong with u bruh

idk, like jonahp has a really nice jawline and face, ion see that with boo bro

bro if your mom had any luck you wouldnt be born, just enjoy the clutch bro

bro boo is literally clapped, no amount of calorie deficit is saving that, YOU shouldnt be talking

I TAKE IT BACK, DAWGEMO HAS SO MUCH AURA

what player on earth was winning that, 4 enemy players holding spike, time running low, you've had a quiet tournament so far, people on vlr.gg have been calling you fat and carried, and to go on to systematically ass fuck the 4 enemy players WITH IMMENSE AURA, that, is play of the year

agreed

me too, if trent does another sneaky 1v2 clutch, i cant hold my edge no more

jawgemo and trent need a statue standing next to the statue of liberty

that 1v4 literally won them the game, if G2 win this finals, jawgemo's 1v4 HAS to be glazed like forsaken's 1v5

ive seen so much meteor glazing but imo chichoo is better, he went negative on REYNA

meteor is 12-17 rn btw

TRENT ALEXANDER ARNOLD

jonahp and jawgemo has potential, nah leaf's unsaveble

YES THERE IS

DONT EVER DOUBT MY GOAT

but SEN did make international finals, talon has no valorant legacy at all to be talking so much smack

j0ng waylay something reyna forsaken neon mindfreak raze and david jett, 5 man run it down, ABSOLUTE CINEMA, WE ARE SO BACK

feel like t1 improved it, the skye in that comp is a bad pick imo

id rather listen to meet your padre for 10 hours than watch this

sayf played duelist btw

izu im cooommmmingggggggggg

so its only boring for YOU because of YOUR schedule, alright bro

didnt that guy dance with boaster, sorry dancing with boaster removes ALL aura permanently, u coulda at least said jitboys

stax is the goat + who even has aura on t0l0n other thane midmie

tren-t AHAHAHAH pls laugh

j0ng waylay, we will be there

cuz g2 aint got no fans bruh, and the rare few g2 fans were too heavy for the planes to take them to thailand. F=ma, THE M IS TOO MASSIVE

no i didnt say that, EG had one of the best set plays, comps and tactics itw but they still made it look entertaining, PRX did look like buffoons tryna play valorant but they still came up with revolutionary comps which changed the meta. its about not the tactics, its about the showmanship, teabagging and trash talk and allat, these g2 bums have got zero aura at all

nah im not hating on the tactics and shit, im just saying valorant was more interesting back then, compare 2023 champs finals to this, which is genuinely more interesting

AHHAHHAHA

watching this gf made me appreciate how good EG was and how retarded PRX's playstyle was, at least they made it FUN, not to mention the FNC falloff, smoggy and nobody saving EDG SO MANY TIMES and the surprise run from LOUD made the BEST event in valorant history, literally everyone was watching val at that time, it prolly had peak viewership second to madrid too, now we have this pussy utility retake default meta, games gone

yeah this guy is a braindead american supremist, we dont have to cheer for american teams retard OP

even if he wasnt talking from an unbiased view he's not wrong, 13-5 on their own map pick is mad

maybe because G2 isnt very popular?? u cant make the crowd cheer for a fanless and auraless team

u aint that guy pal, prx supporters have lost all their aura, trust me i would know

"croud"

Verno muting comms and dropping 50 on fucking sova to win mibr and brazil their first MASTERS (not champs)

talon can only make the showmatches, come back when you make a international grand finals

they playing TOO good

bro guess what BLEED never lost to a "americas" team

no but the G2 Nearest Airport chokers might

wow platchat might have fraud allegations for this because they look like they might win the whole thing

agreed but most of the time i always see him dying to shitty entries and not checking corners which breaks my heart because i want him to succeed

T1 was rated the WORST??? OVER TRACE??

yeah but did u see the way he did entry, its either muggles a retard, or nobody's a retard or kk himself is a retard, i mean, dashing into a viper ult when leaf's in it, wtf man