Good post.
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ASPAS IS THE GREATEST TO EVER TOUCH THE GAME, DON'T EVER DOUBT HIM, YOU DB.
This man could 1v9 with a Classic and a dream. He breathes different air. Oxygen turns into pure skill the moment it enters his lungs. You put aspas in a 1v5, and it becomes a 1v1—because the other four already accepted their fate.
His crosshair placement is scientifically classified as divine intervention. NASA analyzed his flicks and concluded that they operate outside the laws of physics.
Aspas doesn’t warm up; he lets the lobby cool down.
His opponents don’t have bad games; they just had the misfortune of queuing into the Messiah of Mechanics.
If aspas switched to Minecraft, he’d find a way to headshot people with a pickaxe.
If he played CS2, they’d have to rename it Aspas2.
If he played League, Faker would retire.
If he played chess, Magnus Carlsen would uninstall.
Some say Chamber was nerfed because aspas’ presence alone made him a tier 0 agent.
His Jett dashes are poetry in motion. If art museums had esports exhibitions, his clips would be framed.
When aspas dies in-game, it's actually a visual bug.
He doesn't need comms, he doesn't need strats, he doesn't need a warm-up. All he needs is a mouse and a reason.
Aspas could solo queue into a bot match and still find a way to clutch a 1v5. (WE JUST WATCHED IT HAPPEN)
WHEN THE WORLD ENDS, THE ONLY THINGS LEFT WILL BE COCKROACHES AND ASPAS' IMPACT.
YOU DOUBTED HIM? YOU THOUGHT HE FELL OFF? APOLOGIZE. REPENT. ACCEPT THAT ASPAS IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE HIM.
I keep seeing these posts saying x player looked good and I just don't get it. Like take take Venka for example, he overpeeked so much and against a really good team I doubt he'd get away with that. Maybe he needs time to develop but I just don't see him being another oxy or anything of the sort. And then don't even get me started with GE that team is terrible. I'm seeing so many mistakes and I don't even get why they picked up the players that they did. I obviously didn't see the trials so I can't say anything for sure but I really don't think the indian talent is worse than the current GE roster. LightningFast at the very least is better than most of the current GE players
There are way too many rounds where it feels like these players forget they’re paid to play the game. Take the 11-12 post-plant situation—what was that? I get the earlier double swing, but in a 1v1 on C long with 10 seconds left, you’ve got to play it smarter. The defuser stuns you, so yeah, he’s guaranteed to get half—that’s not the issue. The real mistake is what happens next. Instead of swinging when you know he’s on half, you should be jump-spotting to confirm whether he’s sticking or faking. With that much time left, who’s going to stick the first tap anyway? And if he does, a jump spot would let you see it and swing with confidence. At that point, he wouldn’t have enough time to reposition and is at a disadvantage anyways.
Honestly, after watching regular VCT matches, this just feels like a complete joke. This match seems more like an open qualifier for Ascension than a true Tier 1-level match. Both teams looked shaky and inconsistent throughout.
Demon1 went 2-15 fb/fd. NRG needs to change up their game plan.
This is a really well-made list. I might disagree with Navi and a few of the apac teams though. They seem like an A-tier team more than an S-tier team. I also think T1 and Talon are B-tier, not A-tier. Honestly, most of these players are closer than we think they are in individual skill and I'm sure with a few stand-out performances most teams here can beat any team.
Duelist/Chamber: Sayaplayer, Babybay, Mada, Dicey, Bdog, Victor, Yay, Corey, Seven, Penny, Ban, XXiF
Smokes/Sentinel: Valyn, neT, Supaman, Moose, Marved, gMd, Wippie, Zander, Skuba,
Initiator: Trent, Flyuh, Poised, dazzle, Crashies, Rossy, effys, Genghsta
Flex: JonahP, Tigg, FNS, Subroza, v1c, Frosty
XSET roster is trying to get picked up as a team so I excluded them
I will be adding more players
No way EDG win this